Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Nothing to do with Kpop---Everything to do with AKF

I'm sorry to state that it's time to expose each and every author of AKF. I'm sick as fuck working for them, not getting paid, not getting any fucking respect from any of them. They treat me like an outcast, and a subpar member of the group--seriously if I left they wouldn't give a fucking two shits. So I'm finally going to expose these JABRONIS for the JABRONIS they are. Names will be stated and pictures as well.

Press "read more" to here all the juicy details, homos!:

KAHI BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO...DELETE THIS SHIT AND I'LL KICK SOME ASS! Damn this bitch is sexy as fuck!


                                        YOU'RE A FAGGOT FOR 

       HIGHLIGHTING THIS!!!!

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The Reveal: These images and names are FACTUAL...if anyone says differently they are bullshitting and probably into shit like Cold Play...



Each member revealed...starting with:

ANTIKPOPFANGIRL:

The man himself....creator of AKF. Seems he's been so busy fapping to Soyeon/Kara .gifs that he put on some weight. Guess he decided to eat his bukkake that went all over the computer screen during the release of Pandora. This nigga laps up that bukkake juice, faps, eats the bukkake juice, then faps more. This is what you get when you have a diet HIGH in protein.

REAL NAME: JIM "THE BURGER" KIM


ANTIDELUSIONALKPOPFANISM: 

Really there's nothing to say other than---LOOK AT THE PHOTO.

Real name: RENEE


Would love to lick and suck on those red pubes he has under his arms!
DAVID FRESH:

Spends his days at the local bus station eye molesting the young women. So hard up for the touch of a female, he went to a Latina/Korean Message Parlor to achieve an orgasm for the first time. When he asked for the happy ending the women said, "Me no touchy black deek...but I'll have my uncle rub his ass on it for 200 dollah!" He agreed as long as he could look at a pic of IU photoshooped porn pics while getting butt rubbed. 

REAL NAME: DAVID FRESH 

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/david.fresh.5 


SUCKMYDEE:

You'd think this was a man by the name alone, but I have news for you kiddos. She's all woman and ready and aching for you to touch every single part of her body. Rumor has it if you find her email, she'll send nudes. I've been waiting on my nudes for a year now and this bish ain't delivering. Luckily I have this picture to fap to. Seriously one day I was listening to Madonna by Secret and right when ZIPPER started singing I came loads all over the pictures---I tried to dry the picture on my porch but my dog ended up eating it. :(

Real Name: Chaz
Anyone up for a 3 way!?
SHINBI:

Seriously, I have no idea who this person is...can someone help me out with this?!

Real name: ??????

You think his penis is this tan? BTW I wish hyuna was tan again, she looks like shit all white with transparent eyebrows. Also I really want to see her cottage cheese thighs again. God damn I love it!
아저씨

I guess this guy is the older of the members. Apparently (or it is rumored) that he once fapped to Dani. Unfortunately, he thought he was jerking off to animal porn---giraffe on giraffe action---and didn't know it was Dani until he was awakened by Combatbaby---who laid next to him RAGING about Hwayoung, KKS, and the burning of T-ara memorabilia. 

Real name: Wang Bik Dik
nigga is lovin the good life...also it's not wrong to fap to Dani...just illegal in 20 states

Conundrum:

He's married so I really shouldn't say anything negative about him. However, I'm still trying to figure out which one is Conundrum. Any of you have an idea?

Real Name: Jason Potatohead

we am marriage!

 
 Zaku

Master of the gifs they say....some even say the best writer on AKF. But let me tell you something that will blow your mind and make you think different. None of that shit is his...nigga just takes from tumblr and reddit. Also, he's a teenager..no one likes teenagers---unless they are hot and sexy young women with DDs and a big juicy biscuit. One more thing--this picture makes him look constipated...he needs to smile and show his damn teeth. My only guess is he has Yaeba.

I don't need to smile to show that I'm happy.

  Real Name: Zakary "the anal" Jung

Sulli_fag

Well, its me...so i won't reveal much. I do have a picture of some special friends that I took a month ago at my camp counseling gig. I really hope to see all of them again in the near future--I miss holding them and telling them my goals and aspirations. WOW I MISS THEM!  I guess I'll drive by their schools and see if I can put some in my new van. Apparently, they love being tied up and gagged....guess I should be a real FRIEND and make their wishes cum true.

It's cool...I'm a trusted adult. Kids love me! Plus, they asked for it! If they ask for it, it's not illegal.

Real name: Sulli Fagosis 
Does it say SHIT or SHHH on their heads...can't tell.
 Reehji

 Honestly, not much to say about Reehji other than he has great tits. Also, I'm sure his whole story about being in love with Yura and Bora are complete bullshit. He's probably more into Jokwon, TOP, and KKS. Also, I heard he has a big one! So I'm sure if you wanted to have sex with him, you better get some major lube for your butthole. I've tried it without lube..it hurts.

 Real Name: Lola Pinoy Gomez



Fuck those legs are better than Hyosung's..


Beastmode

Who the hell is this? Well the only thing I have on him is a pic of him from last Friday night I stole from his Facebook/Pinterest.

Real Name: Jimmy Johnson

DRUNK AS FUCK!

Well, AKF's secrets have been revealed. Enjoy your day. Keep fapping.

Also, just a reminder that DANI will be joining T-ara soon.




39 comments:

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  2. Oh my! It is truth that the truth always comes to life! A girl like me cannot handle such things like this.... AHHH~ However, don't worry faggot Sulli! Once I join this blog, I'll respect you like I respect my cat, Juicy fruits! Yumm~

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  3. We have some sexy authors up in this joint! Brb fapping.

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  4. AKF authors are so kyeopta!!!1!@&!^@*&!

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  5. hnnnnggggghh
    haven't been on AKFG for days and i immediately came
    Sulli Fagosis is jjangbak

    i never knew reehji is a thai ladyboy

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  6. Antidelusionalkpopfanism ... good lord, this is the most disgusting and messed up thing a have ever seen. I WISH I WERE BLIND!!!

    PS: sulli_fag you are da real Herrenmensch, fuck those AKF losers

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  7. Trolls expose trolls the AKF addition nice
    You're all a bucnh assholes I mean this but in a nice way

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  8. Is it bad that I think Zaku's picture is kinda cute?

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  9. LOL

    Now everytime I read AKF article, this pic will always haunting me (depend by the author ofc XDD)
    But I thought Shinbi is a girl? Shinbi unnie, you looks so badass (*3
    And I'm so hft Zaku's pic. I love teen btw :P
    Oh, poor you for having real name as Sulli fagosis :/

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    1. I thought I was a girl, too.

      I guess I am a sexy, male weight lifter now.

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  10. WHATEVER SULLI_FAG SENPAI, DOK2DO ISLAND STILL BELONGS TO KOREA.

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  11. Alright guys, time to comb over old posts and articles to show sulli_fag was bullied.

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  12. I had no idea I was a dude! Mind equals blown, I think I need to go rethink my entire life.

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  13. "They treat me like an outcast, and a subpar member of the group."

    Believable.

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  14. The most shocking expose since the Open World Entertainment scandal...only with even more pedophilia.

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  15. That kid's foompa weighs more than I do lol.

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  16. And that was the day controversy was not served.

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  17. I like how I'm the most normal-looking author on this site. Kinda resent being accused of stealing gifs from Tumblr and Reddit of all places. LOL

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  18. How did you get that picture of me?! I thought I made my Facebook private...

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