Monday, August 11, 2014

Secret has a Problem... A Sexy Problem

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Poor Secret. It seems they've all come down with a problem and during a routine visit to the music label psychiatrist the worst fears were confirmed. Secret has fallen in love.

There are new feelings brewing in Secret. You see they are in love with you, yes you. The person reading this right now at this very moment.

tldr; Vitamin D deficiency 
What's a poor girl to do? Oh, right strip down to almost nothing and shake dat thing. As you can see by the two back-up dancers on either side, your other option is to pretend you are dribbling two basketballs.

Main symptoms are seizures along with being dressed like the Fifth Element.
At any rate if this is what happens when Secret has a problem I sincerely hope they never find a cure.

Now with boob physics.


                         

26 comments:

  1. Ah the calm before the YG shade begins with WINNER.

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    1. It's sad. Their comeback is about to be completely overshadowed. It's like Bestie's Hot Baby all over again D:

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    2. i can't believe hyosung boobs are being overshadowed by a generic ballad

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    3. Wait for the "Winner Wins the Inkygay" bifore you start really hatin' that shirt.

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    4. Well... With this delicious footage it seems impossible that there could be something of greater importance to cum up this week.

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  2. Your gifs have gotten a lot better, Joeyeon.

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  3. They are hot as hell. Except for that one with short hair and a failed twerk in the gif.
    How do I buy Jieun for my birthday?

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    1. To me she seems to improve. Still least favorite though.

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    2. Everytime I look at that gif a deep voice bellows: "He-man He-man... and the masters of the universe He-Man"

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    1. I thought it was a new author for like 5 minutes...

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  5. Finally a good comeback since forever

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  6. I don't know where the fuck Hana came from but she's the wax sexy I like. Secret gets a 10/10 and I hope they accept their mediocre position on the ladder and stop crying for sales with cutesy bullshit.

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  7. This is EXACTLY whi I hate Secret's cute concepts, because it prevents them from doing masterpieces like THIS! I'm incredibly impressed by the fact their Sunhwa's "stylist" *coughplasticsurgeoncough* managed to make her look actually hot instead of looking like a camel.

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  8. try to set slower frame rate next time bruh, ass shaking is difficult to see when it's going faster than the mv

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  9. They're all extremely hot in this comeback, especially Hana.

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  10. I'm trying REALLY hard to fap to that Hana gif but... the cellulite...

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  11. Bet no one expected that surprise early rap break

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  12. Did anyone notice how they pronounced "crazy"? Exactly, they pronounced it CORRECTLY? When was the last time you did not hear "crazeh"(I fuckin' hate that) instead of "crazy" in a song? They have +1 from me just for that, lol

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  13. Hyo-seong is Hyo-YUM in this one (and in the live performance as well)! Me likie!

    This might be the first time I've talen my eyes off of Ji-eun for more than 2 seconds in a Secret production.

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