Wednesday, August 6, 2014

orange caramel is mocking everything you love


I am lesbian for Orange Caramel but what the fuck is this?

Love black people?
Love America?
Love Walt Disney...Walt Fucking Disney?

You do? Then you will not believe this...

Each photo has a hidden meaning that is anti-american...let me break this down for you:

 I love black people (as i'm sure you do too)  because of their joyful dancing, singing, and lack of violence...they are as American as Apple Pie.

  In Lizzy's pic she's ridiculing and mocking African-Americans? How? Bananas! Yes bananas! Everyone knows when you hold a banana to your ear you are a bonafide racist and making fun of the blacks.

Even during this photoshoot she was heard saying this into her banana (while laughing):
"get yo raggedy ass jive turkey colored ass to the 99 cent sto and buy me som daipers...i don need a man but you betta go buy me them diapers now...negro! get this dun before i beat yo deek with my big lips and watermelon seeds.....oh and pic me up some orange soda at mac donalds on yo way home....niggah!"

So racist Lizzy! Da fuq matter with you gurl? I am disgusted.

Then we have Nana obviously mocking America and 911!?.


"America is a piece of shit country where everyone is a fat fuck and eats McDonalds all day long.Fuck New York! 911 was an inside job! Kanye and Beyonce are in the illuminati. Fuck america...walmart...legos...public schools...fat people...political correctness...antikpopfangirl...buildings...the internet...
shopping malls....blonde children...Tom Hanks...Dominos Pizza...the beach...Roscoe's Chicken N Waffles...your mother...your aunt...America's Got Talent...The Bachelorette...The View...gynecology....Duck Dynasty."

Lastly...my love Raina is mocking Corporations...specifically Disney.





"Disney is raping men, women, and children for
their money and ruining the minds of innocent young sexy girls. Fuck disneyland for being too expensive! Fuck Mr. Toad's wild ride! FUCK THE LION KING! FUCK MICKEY HE IS EVIL and Gay....yes they let fagghets into disneyland....fucking gays gonna ruin my christianity! rahhhhhhh disneyyyyyy! fuck corporations and capitalism and western music...movies...and everything else fucking western!"

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just something i noticed about the photos....that's 100% TRUE!

i feel bad for him in this pic...plus he hates racism...loves disney....and america

A joke really but you know some assholes out there will say these things and be 100% serious.

If you find a comment like the ones above...post it in the comment section. I wanna read some stupid shit...and prove how predictable some people are.

20 comments:

  1. Jesus what the fuck are they trying to do here? I can stand through things like 1 guy 1 cup or even a mexican cartel mass executions but Lizzy just creeps me out here.

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    1. I think they think they are being cute and funny.

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    2. I think it's sexy. them painted-on eyes would make it look like they're still conscious whilst you're fucking them.

      very considerate of them, really

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    3. also, no bananas in Raina's pic.

      she must be... hiding them

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    4. I actually like this weird as shit concept, it's so ridiculous that it's funny

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    5. " like they're still conscious whilst you're fucking them."

      Dood, are you turned on by rape by any chance?

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  2. If you look closely at the birdcage in the second picture you'll notice bananas resemble the McDonald's logo. That's a bold anti-capitalist statement, I always knew Orange Caramel were in reality north korean spies!

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    1. I see it now. Also Rania had a mcdonalds logo on her dress.

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  3. lizzy looks like a real-life PDL comic

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  4. Don't tell me this came from actual comments on the internet. Although, after reading some of the comments to the Red Velvet video (OMG ILLUMINATI!!!), I shouldn't be surprised.

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    1. Not yet....but we all know they will

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  5. i just realised pink flamingo = florida = disney world. wao wao so cultured.

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  6. My attention was only directed to those upside down silly eyes, but when I look further, lizzy is covered in bananas while using one of them as a phone, what's not to like?

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  7. This is why sulli_fag is my favorite author on this site.

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  8. I always hiss when I spot Nana, it's a reflex of some sort...

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  9. I get what this article is trying to do but the satire ironic hipster racism is way overdone.

    "get yo raggedy ass jive turkey colored ass to the 99 cent sto and buy me som daipers...i don need a man but you betta go buy me them diapers now...negro! get this dun before i beat yo deek with my big lips and watermelon seeds.....oh and pic me up some orange soda at mac donalds on yo way home....niggah!"

    Looks like you had a bit too much fun with this. Using n-words, stereotypes, and butchered AAVE to make fun of what's offensive is still uh, offensive . Maybe you should get a job at Family Guy.

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    1. Maybe you should not read this blog. No one cares if you're offended.

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    2. Yeah this one definitely missed the mark.

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