Thursday, August 21, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 64

This week's photo comes from an anonymous asker from my ask.fm:

Thank you for your submission!

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This comes from one of STFU's favourite tumblrs: kpopsecrets.

She may be 20, but she certainly doesn't write like an adult. Also, isn't the point of anonymously submitting a confession staying anonymous? She literally gave up her name and life in the first sentence.

I find the strangest parts to be near the end of her confession.

Example 1: her love for Pumba's voice. Do you guys know who she is referring to?



That thing. That warthog from Lion King. It makes me uncomfortable that she finds it sexy. He's a good character, but I have never sexualized a Disney character before. Neither should she.

But she keeps making the description worse!

"... spring up like tigger *wink*..." Like, Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

 
I have heard of girls liking "an animal in bed" and Mary-Jane Watson affectionately calls Spiderman "tiger", but this is not what any of us girls think of when we use those terms. Come on. It's a child's toy that comes to life in his imagination. Keep it innocent for poor Christopher Robin.

"... he looks like strawberry shortcake." Looks like WUT. So not only do you find cartoon animals attractive, but also an animated little girl?!?



She is literally a little girl (named after a dessert like a stripper lolol). Not only is she a self-proclaimed 'pedonoona', but apparently also a 'pedounnie'. 

This is some kinda messed up, that's for sure...


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20 comments:

  1. I'm more offended by the fact that she's chosen Jungkook. Jimin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> some random hobo on the street >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All other members of BTS

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    1. Jimin>>>>>>>>>>>>>Life 90% of the time.

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    2. jimin is just woohyun promoting under a different name

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    3. I liked Jimin because he has a chubby face. That's rare in KPOP. also, I dont like they just use Jimin's body for promoting him lol.

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    4. I love his chubby face too.

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  2. I read it, I don't understand. Oh gawd, my brain hurts

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  3. This was written by a 12 year old troll wannabe. She ain't trolling nobody. As a matter of fact, that's an insult to 12 year olds. This chick is 5. Good God that was cringe worthy.

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    1. MTE

      Feels like shinbi is getting trolled in each stfu noe

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  4. I'm 24 and recently I've been having impure thoughts with 17yo Yugyeom... I feel awkward... Do I need help? He's a minor but I can't hold myself.....

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    1. Yugyeom, as in Got7's maknae? Yeah... sorry dude he is definitely 16, not 17, he's younger than Jungkook. Save your impure thoughts until he's legal, cause it is kinda creepy

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  5. Anyway... I found this comment strangely compelling. I mean... how disaffected does your husband have to be to be asking if he can go shopping when you're in the middle of sex?

    So I drew a comic for it:
    http://townsvilletale.tumblr.com/post/95377247978/whenever-i-read-stupid-things-fangirls-utter-i

    --Andrew S.

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  6. I feel kinda guilty. I'm 21 and I can't help lusting after Team B's B.I, who's about 18 years old.

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  7. Punish me so i can call you oppa --- > LOL

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  9. "I have never sexualized a Disney character before. Neither should she."

    I used to fap to Daisy Duck until today, so thank you for breaking my kayfabe, you motherfucker!

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  10. I think she's talking about Tigger's tail as if it's the dude's dick.

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