Tuesday, February 28, 2012

[MV Review] Rainbow - Gonna Gonna Go!

Rainbow makes another foray into the Japanese market with their first original song "Gonna Gonna Cum Go!" 


After achieving moderate success in Japan with their first couple of singles, Rainbow releases an original composition to follow up.

The MV is your standard dance-in-a-box with closeups, but at least Rainbow has the fapulous dance and some beauties/cuties to make it worthwhile. The boxes are quite nice, and the dance is pretty good. There's a lot of flashy moves to catch your attention. And ass. Lots of ass. Don't take my word for it, see for yourself:


Rainbow gives us the fapdance in two flavors: side-fap...

And full frontal.

But hey, the dance isn't all faps and asses. There's pop, lock, and pussydrop too.

Rainbow knows Japanese fappers love their OLs, so Rainbow gave those bitches OLs.
I'm understandably at a loss for words to caption this with.
The girls themselves look good in their outfits and makeup (most of them), but it boggles the mind as to why someone would put a blouse together with a tutu-like skirt. Why, Japan. Why?

The song itself is fairly cut-and-dry. The intro and chorus irritate me because in their efforts to appeal to the mainstream Japan market (rather than the just KPop-lovers), Rainbow seems to have affected the stereotypical kawaii girl's high-pitched voice. As most of you Japophiles (or JAV connoisseurs) may know, this high-pitched voice affectation permeates every goddamn woman's voice when they talk to men, and this is no exception.
For you newfags it's (starting from yellow) Hyunyoung, Jisook, No Eul,
Yoonhye, SeungAh, Woori, and Jaekyung (red)
That being said, the verses are still pretty solid, and their Japanese is adequate enough to tell they're speaking the language. The rap isn't too glaringly out of place, and I found it to be pretty decently worked in. The transition from rap to climax isn't too rough either. If you're not a fan of English in songs, I don't recommend this song for you. "Gonna go" is repeated ad nauseum, and it begins to grate on the nerves after a few listens.

Werk it.

TL;DR:
Fairly standard MV albeit with fapulous visuals that help distract you from the fairly grating hook. Still a good song though.

I give it a 3.25 out of 5.

69 comments:

  1. gonna gonna cum is partly right, japanese iku, same meaning :P

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    1. kulu means come

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    2. Anon @11:58pm

      Yes, IKU does mean go, but for some reason, in Japanese porn they say "iku" as a way to say "i am going to cum", meaning sort of like "im gonna go" go referencing orgasm.

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    3. IKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUU

      Fuck JYP.

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    4. i think theres a difference in the spelling. iku vs ikku.

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    5. Why the hot does it matter? Just enjoy the wetness.

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  2. fap dance? more like vajayjay slap.

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  3. i can't fap with JYP staring at me!

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    1. You're not the only one

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    2. FUCK YOU

      IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN FAP THESE DAYS

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    3. Each time I look at him my hands automatically move to cover my anus. I don't know why.

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    4. ^ You see the way he looks at you in that picture?

      That's him thinking about you with your hand over your anus. "Mmm, yeah... polish that rusty bullethole. Daddy likes that..."

      What a disgusting man he is.

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  4. Somebody get rid of jay why pee plz ! cant fap if he keeps staring like that T.T

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  5. JAY WIII PEEEE is mad becoz he can't fap to Rainbow

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  6. Reading this review gave me an idea for the next QoTW. If you were to construct your own idol group, who would you recruit to fill it?

    1. Leader
    2. Lead vox
    3. Lead dancer
    4. Lead rapper
    5. Lead random

    Feel free to come up with your own positions and have as many as you like - there are no limits to what the human mind or the male penis can conceive.

    I'd have Taeyeon, Boram, IU and Jiyeon. If for anything but just to suck my dick all day long because they're the right height and in my Anonfag Entertainment CEO fantasy I can get these bitches to do whatever I want them to do.

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    1. ramBo.. unf!!!

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    2. @01:09

      Have you ever considered seeking professional help?

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    3. Hyomin & Sunny. I'll call them the Folding Screen and erect one around them each time they decide to have hot lesbian sex in the practice rooms. Of course, there'll be the obligatory "It's Folding Screen Time!" video series on YouTube in which their lesbian exploits are documented in thorough detail. It'll be like reality TV, only better. Hyomin will cheat on Sunny with Eunjung, who will put her through the most badass BDSM scenes guaranteed to propel ratings through the roof and into space. Then they'll kiss and make up and fuck and have an incredible menage a trois fuckfest that will be released on DVD as a bonus Behind the Scenes footage.

      Where's that sexfic anon when you need him? We need to get started on those scripts soon.

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    4. The spanking one was my first one, inspired by the other fanfic anon, so there's at least two of us around

      In honour of the background my next one will feature JYP having sex with himself

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    5. @05:48

      No. Please.

      (Actually, it was unfuckingbelievably hilarious. Who are you really?)

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    6. 1. Jiyeon
      2. Jiyeon
      3. Jiyeon
      4. Jiyeon
      5. Jiyeon

      I'm not so sure what 'lead random' means, though.

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    7. @7.01

      Who I am is not important. It's what I do that defines me.

      And what's wrong with the idea of JYP having sex with himself? It was going to feature portals.

      Although now I think my next story will feature JYP buttraping Sohee, in a thinly-veiled allegory of what he's done to Wonder Girls' career

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    8. popcorn.gif

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  7. Jaekunffffffffffffffffffff all the way ..forget Hyomin eunjung and other animals

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    1. HE JUST CALLED EUNJUNG AN ANIMAL

      FUCK HIM

      IN THE ASS

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    2. chill bro eunjunf is an animal in bed... fuck

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    3. I would like to know who are the 'other animals' hehe

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    4. Me, obviously.

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    5. Hyomin is a pedobear, she filmed Jiyeon's tittycam video

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    6. Jae Kyung alone slaughters more than half of the female idols. True story.

      Don't get me started on Woo Ri.

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    7. Hyomin likes them young

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    8. Eunjung fucks them all.

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    9. ^
      with her big black cock.

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    10. Still waiting for the Eunjung x (insert any idol here) sex tape tbh

      Also Hyomin is a horse

      PS Suzy is a whore

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  8. WOORI IS SO UNF I WANT TO SQUIRT MY LIQUIDS ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE RAPS AT ME

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  9. CCM can learn something from DSP Media. Make some original japanese songs for T-ara dammit! And please make Soyeon sing most of the part because she is the voice of T-ara.

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    1. Yes sir, captain obvious

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    2. CCM can learn something from DSP Media. Make some original Japanese pornography for T-ara dammit! And please make Soyeon fuck most of the time because she is the voice of T-ara.

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    3. Eunjung and Hyomin can sing too and Eunjung is much better to look at (and fap to) tbh.

      I can't stan Soyeon until she lays of the "injections" and regains the ability to blink - the plastic doll thing only works for Qri (she rocks the dead eyes look so hard).

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    4. I ikku in her eyes

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    5. ^she need it! im sure her eyes are really dry lol

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    6. I'm not even sure if they are real eyes.

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    7. ^I wouldn't be surprised if they were glass eyes tbh.

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  10. Gonna gonna go! gonna gonna go!

    i can't get rid this earworm in my head

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  11. Be patient, it’s never been done
    Asians - we rise with the sun
    Invasion, no mercy
    Take over, we thirsty

    Every show we shut it down
    Blow your speakers with this sound
    Build you up then break you down
    We comin' to your town

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  12. by box you mean room right?

    ah...who cares. fap time!

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  13. they all look so good. even yoonhye looks good (she would look pretty like the rest of the girls if they didn't give her circle lenses and bad hair all the time)

    also, where are they going? i'm not trying to be funny, like seriously i need closure

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    1. GTFO

      Yoonhye still looks like a slightly retarded library assistant.

      Or, even worse, Niel.

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    2. I think the Go connation refers to girls becoming more strong and independent.

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    3. I think the Girls generation refers to girls becoming more strong and independent.

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    4. ^win
      the niel comment was also win

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    5. Want women to be strong and independent? Abolish the alimony law!

      It's a divorce, Mei! I'm not a part of your life anymore. and i still have to support or take care of you financially?. Get off your lazy ass and get a job!!!

      I pay child support each month, why won't you let me see my children?! Fuck!!

      Men, don't get married. ther are no benefits ia a marriage for a man.

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    6. 12:23 I heard you like Girl's Generation in your generation, so I put Girl's Generation in your generation of girls in your generation.

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    7. ^ Yo dawg, I herd that I like Girls Generation, so I put my penis in Girls Generation so that my penis would be inside Girls Generation

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  14. Woori and NoEul are too damn pretty tbh.

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  15. rainbow has 3 pretty members - jaekyung, noeul and woori. the rest are all too sour looking and look like fish.

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    1. SeungAh is pretty... she looks a lot like noeul but yeah the other three members look like men. Especially that fugthing Yoonhye, it doesn't help that she has the body of a male body builder either :/

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  16. mediocre song, dance is basic, 2 of them look pretty gr8 at least

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  17. When the hell did Hyun Young start getting so little lines?

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  18. DSP fucking plagiarized Agnostic Front.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocIT67BAL4k

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