Miryo makes her solo debut with DIRTY as her title track. Does it hold up to the expectations that every had?! Full review after the jump.
First off, there's hardly anything dirty or over-the-top TITillating about DIRTY, so that's a misleading title you should be aware of going into this.
Unless you're a woman/gay, in which case, enjoy. |
That being said, the MV seems to be a bit of a story line MV where Miryo plays the part of a seemingly comatose woman. She has a crush on some guy that keeps coming in with what I assume is either her friend or her sister. Her doctor and nurse caretakers are horny for each other.
Eventually the building sexual tension between the two parties (the doctor and nurse, the guy and the friend/sister) explodes into a montage of sexytime.
Also, tits. |
In spite of the nonsensical MV with a nonsensical plot, the whole thing was executed with a lighthearted and snarky flair that was quite enjoyable. I particularly enjoyed the contrast between Miryo's expressions that no one could notice and her apparent comatose state. You might go into all the metaphorical bullshit and all that whoop-de-boo (Fuck you Bigtone) but fuck that. Oh and what the fuck was with that random guitarist guy?
I was kinda disappointed because the second and third teasers implied some kind of sanitorium horror themed song. A criminally wasted concept if you ask me.
The sets were interesting, and Miryo looked cute in her hair and makeup. The wacky outfits should have been left to her Narsha unnie though.
The song itself was sort of a let down for me though. Not as good as I expected, but still serviceable in places. ((And is it just me or do I hear a hint of Batoost's Fiction in the verses of DIRTY?)) Miryo definitely was expected to go hard with this debut, and for the most part, that edge was simply not delivered.
TL;DR:
A largely mediocre song partially redeemed by the wacky MV.
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ReplyDeleteHowever, the song was bad overall. Give us more Gain solo please or more hwayoung burnt cegar nipple
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I personally loved Leggo and the song she did with Gary from Leesang. This song was a bit shit but still better than that awful rap ballad she did with Sunny lol (dk who the fuck thought that was a good idea).
ReplyDeleteHad to laugh at the music video lol. Accurate review. All of the other songs on her EP were better than this one.
ReplyDeletethis is so disappointing. At least Gain and Narsha didn't slap any manboobs for god's sake. (I'm a girl but srsly? Reminds me of Nicki Minaj's Super Bass ugh.) They should make Jea a solo instead of Miryo -_-
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i was disappointed with the song too, but after i watched it i was like "well it's kpop" it would have been cool if it was dark and horror, but quintessentially kpop is color, fun and hooks (i still don't like it much though)
ReplyDeleteand Miryo looked surprisingly good. i always liked her, but i've never considered her a beauty; in this mv she looks so cute though (she looks like Jewelry's Semi, who has a gorgeous plastic face: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkjo4AZpf1qa3xejo1_500.gif)
i think beg should stop promoting as a group and just comeback with all solo stuff, it would a total takeover and probably better music anyway (gain pls comeback)
the MV...It was okay but misleading... and I'm used to her tomboy image so it was also weirddd but I kinda liked it haha
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ReplyDeleteThe instrumental for this song sounds strangely similar to this song.
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For some reason the first part reminded me of the intro movie for lady gaga's marry the night. Also her hair and outfit are really similar to something Dara would wear. She is a little like Nikki minaj, the way she makes random noises as she raps lol and she also makes the weird faces Nikki
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