Wednesday, February 1, 2012

[MV Review] Miryo - DIRTY


Miryo makes her solo debut with DIRTY as her title track. Does it hold up to the expectations that every had?! Full review after the jump.

First off, there's hardly anything dirty or over-the-top TITillating about DIRTY, so that's a misleading title you should be aware of going into this.

Unless you're a woman/gay, in which case, enjoy.


That being said, the MV seems to be a bit of a story line MV where Miryo plays the part of a seemingly comatose woman. She has a crush on some guy that keeps coming in with what I assume is either her friend or her sister. Her doctor and nurse caretakers are horny for each other.

Eventually the building sexual tension between the two parties (the doctor and nurse, the guy and the friend/sister) explodes into a montage of sexytime.


Also, tits.
Or not. Miryo is understandably pissed and painstakingly grabs a syringe full of something (morphine? cocaine?) and holds it business end up. The dumbass guy sits right on top of it, and sets off a ridiculous series of bumbling, stumbling, and general chaos that ends with the 4 normal people unconscious/dead on the floor with still-comatose Miryo stuck in a burning room.

In spite of the nonsensical MV with a nonsensical plot, the whole thing was executed with a lighthearted and snarky flair that was quite enjoyable. I particularly enjoyed the contrast between Miryo's expressions that no one could notice and her apparent comatose state. You might go into all the metaphorical bullshit and all that whoop-de-boo (Fuck you Bigtone) but fuck that. Oh and what the fuck was with that random guitarist guy?

I was kinda disappointed because the second and third teasers implied some kind of sanitorium horror themed song. A criminally wasted concept if you ask me.

The sets were interesting, and Miryo looked cute in her hair and makeup. The wacky outfits should have been left to her Narsha unnie though.

The song itself was sort of a let down for me though. Not as good as I expected, but still serviceable in places. ((And is it just me or do I hear a hint of Batoost's Fiction in the verses of DIRTY?)) Miryo definitely was expected to go hard with this debut, and for the most part, that edge was simply not delivered. 

TL;DR:

A largely mediocre song partially redeemed by the wacky MV.


I give it 3's out of 5

81 comments:

  1. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT GIF

    NIGGA

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    1. Which one? I made all these.

      ((nigga))

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    2. Noona, make more hwayoung nipple. I pay monies

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    3. Just eat the fuck out of her pussy. Bitch likes that shit.

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    4. http://imgur.com/MBpgV

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    5. Zaku is a guy. He doesn't have a vagina.

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  2. WTF? KOREA IS GETTING BAD TO WORST!

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    1. WTF? ENGLISH IS GETTING BAD TO WORST!

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    2. hahahahaha lmao

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  3. miryo looks like a hag -_- but i like her. hate the song.

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  4. not a good idea to watch this in class.

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  5. Miryo wae???? This sucked.

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  6. There are some moment where she almost sounds like niki manaj. Inb4 trolling


    However, the song was bad overall. Give us more Gain solo please or more hwayoung burnt cegar nipple

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    1. yeah i though the same thing. also her standin withh the sexy guys kindof reminded my of the super bass video...

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    2. agree 100 percent. Going in that direction would of been better. She does have a talent for rapping and it shows in the video. But the chorus sucks so much...well everything pretty much sucks once she starts singing.

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  7. Zakufag oppa will u marry me~ kekeke

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  8. even women cannot enjoy that gif.


    [and HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR GIFS SO HD.
    I've been trying this shit on gimp and ps for agesss]

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    1. He's the zakufag. It doesn't get any better than that.

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    2. That's true. The zakufag comes from psychedelic sexfunk gif heaven to show us that robots are the future of the art of making gifs.

      But sex, not so much. So there is still hope.

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    3. But I'm really good in bed.

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  9. I'm gay as fuck, but beefed-up guys are not attractive at all. Also, Revenger (feat. Rude Paper) is way better than DIRTY.

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    1. Can you please not state the obvious you redneck cunt

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    2. @8:41 I'm pretty sure I'm not a bundle of sticks or a cigarette in British slang, but I am gay and obviously way more knowledgeable of the English language than you, cunt.

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    3. So that means ur still a fag...dumbass lmao

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    4. @8:41

      I would rather have people fuckin other dudes than fuckin their cousins, just sayin'.

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    5. why wouldn't you want to fuck your cousins? Keep it in the family beh beh

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    6. You would rather fuck a homosexual stranger than a heterosexual cousin.

      People these days...

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    7. WILD FLAMING HOMO APPEARED!

      GO! JO KWON!

      WILD FLAMING HOMO USED BUTTSEX!

      IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...

      ANON USED A CONDOM!

      JO KWON'S DEFENCE ROSE!

      WILD FLAMING HOMO USED SIX-NINE!

      ABSORBED HEALTH FROM JO KWON!

      IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...

      JO KWON USED FAGGOT FACE!

      IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

      WILD FLAMING HOMO FAINTED!

      JO KWON GAINED 637EXP.

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  10. I personally loved Leggo and the song she did with Gary from Leesang. This song was a bit shit but still better than that awful rap ballad she did with Sunny lol (dk who the fuck thought that was a good idea).

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  11. Had to laugh at the music video lol. Accurate review. All of the other songs on her EP were better than this one.

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  12. this is so disappointing. At least Gain and Narsha didn't slap any manboobs for god's sake. (I'm a girl but srsly? Reminds me of Nicki Minaj's Super Bass ugh.) They should make Jea a solo instead of Miryo -_-

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    1. Jea did have a solo ur hideously stupid

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  13. Miryo is such a troll. 2/10 would not bang

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  14. Why have you replaced my Hwayoung nipple with some ugly fuckfaced bitch giving me the finger

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  15. Nigga who this Miryo bitch shaking dat ass

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  16. This is the second most unfappable article on this blog

    NIGGA

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  17. i was disappointed with the song too, but after i watched it i was like "well it's kpop" it would have been cool if it was dark and horror, but quintessentially kpop is color, fun and hooks (i still don't like it much though)

    and Miryo looked surprisingly good. i always liked her, but i've never considered her a beauty; in this mv she looks so cute though (she looks like Jewelry's Semi, who has a gorgeous plastic face: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkjo4AZpf1qa3xejo1_500.gif)

    i think beg should stop promoting as a group and just comeback with all solo stuff, it would a total takeover and probably better music anyway (gain pls comeback)

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  18. the MV...It was okay but misleading... and I'm used to her tomboy image so it was also weirddd but I kinda liked it haha

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  19. I know this is off topic, but was I the only who watched SNSD performance at the Letterman show sucked, the dance was good, but the remix was just plain shit

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    1. SNSD has nothing to do with Miryo. Leave us, and never come back.

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    2. Honestly - stop trying to bash SNSD as a pitiful attempt to get attention, and FUCK OFF ALREADY.

      Oh, and Miryo is totes better than your rapper unnies (CL, Yubin, Minzy) - Tasha's still Queen, though.

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  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blVzLM3qGqY
    The instrumental for this song sounds strangely similar to this song.

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    1. you're so rite. I love better with the lights on. it's like a sex up version of kpop, fun, cute, bright, sexy, has a lot of hooks. Who says Americans don't have funk anymore, probably going buck-wild on pimp juice. chris brown and new boyz are my niggas

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  21. I had sex with a SONE today. It wasn't as good as I'd expected it to be - I mean, she stans the fuck out of Yoona after all.

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    1. Well, since we're on this topic I just realized that Hyomin and Jiyeon's couple nickname is gonna be Hyoyeon. You can hit anywhere except in the face now

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    2. Hyomin - Best Face
      Eunjung - Best Body
      Soyeon - Best Voice
      Jiyeon - Best Cunt
      Hwayoung - Best Nipple
      Qri - Best Plastic Surgery
      Boram - Best Nothing

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    3. Hyomin - Beast Face

      FTFY

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    4. 5:35 is a fag

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    5. FUCK YEAH

      I'D LOVE TO FUCK A GIRL WHILE WE BOTH IMAGINE WE'RE DOING YOONA

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    6. @1:55

      Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

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  22. For some reason the first part reminded me of the intro movie for lady gaga's marry the night. Also her hair and outfit are really similar to something Dara would wear. She is a little like Nikki minaj, the way she makes random noises as she raps lol and she also makes the weird faces Nikki
    Makes lol . I'm just saying she reminds me of a lot of people lol.

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    1. You watch/listen to Lady Gaga

      Respect -10

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    2. You also watch/listen to Nicki Minaj.

      Integrity -10

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    3. You are well acquainted with the members of 2NE1.

      Inbred faggotry +10

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    4. You overused the term 'lol'.

      Fortify Tediousness +10 for 30 seconds

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    5. You are anonymous.

      Once a day, you are allowed to be as hideously stupid as is humanly possible.

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  23. noona i fuckin love you

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  24. I likey likey dis noonar wat do unf

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  25. I want to rub ur clit

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  26. NOONAR CAN I FINGER UR BUMHOLE

    PLEASE NIGGA

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  27. I want to poke your eyes with my penis unf

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  28. Speaking of dirty, I dedicate this to Davidfresh,

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4XgQ1e-xaIk/Tvxkr_CbH2I/AAAAAAAAAKM/yi3sPvAJYVw/s1600/CLAUDE-IU.gif

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    1. Zakufag > Davidfresh

      Guess being 637 has its perks after all. I <3 u very muchly oppa~ so talented

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    2. O_O





      That's awesome.

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    3. @10:20

      Get your faggot love for 637 off my gif post.

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    4. NEVER

      WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER

      ZAKANON

      ITS REAL

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    5. This shit is gold

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    6. She looks more like Suzy to me.

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  29. You're one of those people who call them Batoost? NOOO! My irritation doesn't stem from any demand for people to call them Beast and Beast alone, but people are overusing it now and it's just annoying. Like BILASA. GOOD GOD PEOPLE. STOP. STOP.

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  30. Hyomin - Best Horse
    Eunjung - Best Body
    Soyeon - Best Voice
    Jiyeon - Best Cyclops
    Hwayoung - Best Nipple
    Qri - Best Mole
    Boram - Best Nothing

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  31. fuck u fags.. I'd do Miryo any day. Her eyes just got to me... If possible I will have her.

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  32. Since i AM a woman, thank you so much for that image of the guys in underwear.

    actually, i agree with the gay guy. beefed up guys are ugly as shit.

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