Lee Hyori's new girl group SPICA makes their official debut with Russian Roulette. Will it make you say U Go Girl? Full review after the jump.
First of all, this is a rare MV that is exactly what is promised. Russian Roulette is a "storyline" (and I use this term very loosely) MV about the SPICA group members playing, you guessed it, Russian Roulette with each other.
Oh dis gon be gud. |
The rest of the non-storyline parts are your typical KPop closeups sprinkled in with snippets of the dance.
From what we get to see from the MV alone, it doesn't seem like SPICA will be a performance-heavy group. The dance is rather basic and droll, but for a group of their vocal power, that's just fine. Brown Eyed Girls can't dance for shit, but they sure as hell can sing and that works for them. I don't see why not for SPICA as well. Highlights of the dance include the fap dance that seems to be working its way into EVERY GODDAMN GIRL GROUP DANCE LATELY THOUGH.
FAP DANCE AIN'T DEAD, NIGGAS |
A$$ a$$ a$$ a$$ a$$ a$$ a$$ |
Their hair and makeup are decent. None of them look utterly fug, only a tad on the homely side at worst. Rather odd outfits of the sort you'd see on F(x) or something though. I will lay claim on the blonde one though, so back off.
Mine. |
One thing that pleasantly surprised me though was how the redheaded dyke-ish one wasn't the rapper of the group. Usually that kind of image is reserved for the "what the fuck are we going to do with you" person of the crew (
TL;DR:
Great debut song from vocally talented rookies, rap (like it is most of the time) threw off the song a bit. MV was nothing special, but you get to see cute girls play Russian roulette.
I give this song 4.5 swags out of 5. |
PS: Do you guys enjoy these kinds of in-depth reviews or do you just skip to my TL;DR + ratings?
I was waiting for some juxtaposition of these gifs, like showing the aftermath.
ReplyDeleteFor example: http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238157980_scanners_-_head_explosion.gif
I didnt expect a pinoy to know what tl;dr was
ReplyDeleteGood job fag
Nigga, I am neither a pinoy or a fag.
DeleteThen you must be a Retarded Nigga, which is slightly inferior to retarded. You need to complete a 10,000 worded sexfic revolving around a Tara, Suzy and IU orgy in order to be promoted to Retarded.
DeleteGifs dont count nigga
DeleteShut up anon, go burn your fingers or something
Deletenot fugly?! that red haired woman scared the shit out of me
ReplyDeletei thought it was yoseob at first
DeleteStop trolling on Yoseob you anonfag. Yoseob's anus looks better than that piece of shit.
DeleteAgreed with red haired looking pretty fug. I'm not a fan of the other girls but I think the makeup is just not my style, so I'll withhold judgment for them.
DeleteWell, they obviously didn't have the 'no plastic' rule.
ReplyDeleteGolden comment.
DeleteWE ARE ANONYMOUS
ReplyDeleteWE ARE LEGION
Deletelol
WE SPAM COMMENTS
DeleteWE DO NOT FORGIVE
DeleteWE DO NOT FORGET TO FAP
DeleteEXCEPT US, BITCHESSSSS
DeleteWE ARE NOBODIES!!!
DeleteWE ARE EVERYBODY!!!
DeleteI like the in-depth review. I don't bother listening to all new groups and lesser known groups, so this way, I can get some indirect info.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the reviews are very reliable but they are good for learning about new stuff because I don't really follow any groups
DeleteI read the whole reviews, and they're usually alright. But I'm most excited for the gifs.
DeleteI don't see a point in trying to be intelligent
DeletePINOYS
TedNee FTW!!
ReplyDeletesweetune did it again
ReplyDeleteSPICA? MORE LIKE SPACKER
ReplyDeletefucking divs
So that's what their fan club's called
DeleteThe girl with short red hair is sexy! Good song.
ReplyDeleteGifs >>> MV
Obviously the writer did not pay much effort to do some research...This is not their debut song, they already had a song called potently before this...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reUKyNgrszA
I didn't count that as their debut song because it wasn't promoted as such. It was more of a buzz single if anything.
DeleteSee, I told u he a true pinoy lool
DeleteFilo hate is just another form of jealousy because they dont get to eat Jollibee :/
ReplyDeleteI know im fucking pissed i dont get to eat Jollibee everyday, fucking delicious.
But anyways yeah, great song, meh dancing and average looks. Actually, the blonde one is pretty hot, the one with long brown/orangey hair is good looking 2. But one of them, not the red head, is fug. She looks like the fat friend of melinda in Ghost Whisperer, but Korean and not fat.
Get your facts straight pinoy fag. There ain't no jealousy here. Anonfags are only professing their faggotry love for Nigga and Pinoys.
ReplyDeleteHey, i aint a pinoy, aight nigga? Ima fuckin chink.
Deletelmao anon trolling win +1 hahaha laughed so hard
DeleteSNSD are BETTER! SPICA SLUTS no TALENT
ReplyDeleteObvious fake SONE is obvious
Deleteand probably a pinoy
for rookies, they did pretty well on their first live
ReplyDeleteCan someone do a review of chocolats new mv? For "one more day"? I know we all wrote off chocolat, but this song impressed me. Except the MV fed into my irrational fear of clowns. But I digress. Anyone?
ReplyDeletethat's not irrational
Deleteall clowns are rapist pinoys in disguise
GASP!! It can't be!
DeleteThough that fed into my fear of clowns even more now.
People have no creativity. They overuse a word to death thinking that it would make them cool.
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DeleteKeep writing good reviews. Without them I wouldn't bother ever listening to any girl groups.
ReplyDeletedunno about MV, but suring their live performances horrible choreo and outfits just distract from vocal and song a lot :|
ReplyDeleteimpressed by Ailee's debut so much more
zaku's review is so hot. I fap to the literature not the gifs.
ReplyDeleteThis is like my fave article on the entire blog. Spica is actually pretty fucked up but the gifs make them look like their soo much better than they actually are. Zakufag you should have a career in PR
ReplyDeleteDidn't like 'em. RaNia did the whole sexy fierce combo better (with better dance moves/vocals), and they're called sluts, while everyone's all "OMG HYORI THIS GROUP IS AWESOME! :D"
ReplyDelete...LOLNO. I still haven't listened to this song all the way through - find it hella boring and annoying.
Good you can have that Blondie with the artificial hair. JiWon is MINE! I've been waiting for her debut since I saw her on T-ARA - Good Person.
ReplyDeleteJiWon baby come to OPPA!