Thursday, February 23, 2012

There's always that 1 fine ass chick in a girl group that you fap to and then 1 ugly ass chick you avoid..


There's been a surge of angry horny anons lately and the best way to compromise with them is to give them what they want. You guys really do need to calm yo tits though.
If you guys want to play, you can post your own favorite fap girl group and post like so:
 Who's Fappable / Who you avoid
Fap/Avoid
T-ara's Eunjung+Soyeon / Jiyeon+Hwayoung


Kara's Nicole+Hara / Gyuri

Chocolat's Melanie looks like Kuroki Meisa


Rania's Di & Tae / Joy
Rainbow's Woori & Jaekyung / that one girl no one likes
Phominute's Hyuna / rest of them

SNSD Jessica+Yoona  / oh im sure everyone knows
Wondergirl's Yubin / rest of them
Afterschool's Nana / don't even know who's in the group anymore
Girl's Day Hyeri & Jihae / that girl that likes to talk a lot


Leather+girls are a deadly fucking combination FUCK.

115 comments:

  1. Let's do this!

    SNSD: Taeyeon+Yoona+Jessica/Hyoyeon
    Secret: Jiyeon+Sunhwa/Sunhwa+Zinger+Hyosung
    T-ara: Soyeon+Qri/Hwayoung+Boram
    After School: Raina+Lizzy/Uee+Kahi
    Wonder Girls: Yubin/All
    Miss A: Fei/Min
    A Pink: All/Yookyung
    Sistar: Dasom+Soyou/Hyorin+Bora
    4minute: Sohyun+Hyuna/Gayoon+Jiyoon
    f(x): Victoria/Amber+Luna
    Davichi: Minkyung/Haeri
    Rania: Tae+Joy/The rest
    Nina Muses: Sera/All
    Brave Girls: All/Skeletor
    Girl's Day: Before Twinkle Twinkle/After Twinkle Twinkle
    Chocolat: Min Soa+Tia/Going to jail
    Son Dambi+Sori+NS Yoonji+IU/Their music
    Kara+Rainbow+Dal Shabet/2NE1+G.NA

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    1. "Brave Girls: All/Skeletor"

      I can't be the only one who caught this.....almost pissed myself lmao!

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    2. I disagree with half of yours but
      "Son Dambi+Sori+NS Yoonji+IU/Their music" & "Girl's Day: Before Twinkle Twinkle/After Twinkle Twinkle" ROFl XDDDDDDD

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    3. "Secret: Jiyeon+Sunhwa/Sunhwa+Zinger+Hyosung"

      a little confused here... you did Sunhwa twice and put Jiyeon in Secret :|

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    4. for a minute there i thought Jiyeon has changed groups haha! :-P

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    5. That was a typo because I was sleepy, but Sunhwa is in both because things are a rollercoaster with her. It's like the difference between Hyuna on stage and Hyuna selcas except totally random.

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    6. oppar likes some sera

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  2. I like you hun, you have the best taste among the authors. (Especially Jessica Jung :])

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  3. SNSD: ALL/Hyoyeon
    Secret: Hyosung/REST
    T-ara: ALL/Eunjung+Hwayoung+Boram
    After School: Uee+Kahi+Lizzy/REST
    Wonder Girls: NONE
    2NE1: NONE
    Miss A: Suzy/REST
    Sistar: Bora/REST
    4minute: Hyuna/REST
    f(x): Victoria+Krystal/REST
    Davichi: Minkyung/REST
    Rania: Di+Tae/Rest
    Girl's Day: ALL/Minah
    Chocolat: Tia/REST
    Kara: JiYoung+Seungyeon/REST

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  4. T-ara: Eunjung/Hyomin+Soyeon+Boram

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    1. Better vids of Eunjunf:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWe2b2v8KUM
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb6DH-RsxbQ&feature=related

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  5. SNSD - Tiffany / Yoona (yes you heard me right, she has a lanky body with freaky ass bow legs)
    T-ara - Qri/Eunjung / Boram
    APink - Bomi/Nauen (the smile is creepy)
    f(x) - Victoria/Krystal / Amber (keke)
    4minute - Jiyoon/Gayoon / Hyuna (too much slut for me)
    After School - Lizzy/UEE/Nana/Eyoung / Kahi (gettin old for me)
    BEG - GaIn / rest
    Secret - Hyosung / Zinger
    SISTAR - All are hot
    Chocolat - SoA / Melanie (it's not that she's not gonna get hot, but shes too young to be seen as hot right now)
    Dal Shabet - All are hot
    KARA - Gyuri/Seounghyun / HARA (kid body doesn't do it for me)
    Miss A - All are hot
    Wonder Girls - Yenny/Yubin / Lim hehehehe
    kbye

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    1. I agree with Yoona her face is not bad but her body no thank you.

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  6. NOOOOOOO

    HAO DARE YOU

    dont compare that bozz-eyed pinoy to my beloved kuroki meisa





    bitsh.

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    1. This anon here is right. If Meisa had a bear maul her face then maybe she'd look like Melanie.

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    2. Melanie a pinoy

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  7. T-ara - Eunjung&Hwayoung/Hyomin&Jiyeon

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  8. Melanie to Meisa?
    Eww..you blind?

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  9. Replies
    1. ...is unfappable.

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    2. ...was hot before the anorexia (bo peep bo peep times).

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    3. ...is a horse.

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    4. ...is your goddess.

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    5. ^ROFL @ all the Hyomin replies.

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    6. Let's keep it going!

      ...is an attention whore.

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    7. ...is fugly. Do-able, but a paper bag would be nice to have handy :/

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    8. ...is more of a sex goddess than Eunjung. You anonfags be trollin'

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    9. ^Correction: more of a whore than Eunjung. Big difference. One leaves you in a state of ecstasy (Eunjung, the true sex goddess) and the other just leaves you with a bad case of crabs (Hyomin, the whore).

      Thus:

      ...is a whore.

      (I like this game!)

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    10. +1 Anon@9:32 lol

      Eunjunf FTW~

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    11. nigga eunjung is the bigger whore. shes got pics of her laying in bed with dudes.

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    12. ....be making all you fangirls/fanboys jealous 'cause she be stealing all your unnies/oppars!!!

      MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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    13. ... ships Tednee

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    14. ...is Eunjungs bitch.

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    15. She knows when you're happy
      She knows when you're comfortable
      She knows when you're confident
      And she always knows when you have carrots.
      ~Author Unknown

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    16. Hyomin turned, half hoping not to see Eunjung's expression. But turn she did, and Eunjung's face said everything that needed to be said. Hyomin wasn't going to get away lightly tonight.

      Eunjung's eyes turned down, and Hyomin followed her gaze down to see her lift her shirt slighty, enough to show her belt. She watched her undo the buckle, then tug on one end, pulling the leather through the strapholes in her trousers. She folded it in half and brought the down onto her open palm, with less of a slap and more of a thud. This was not going to go well.

      Stay calm, Hyomin, you know how this goes. It's happened so often before. Meekly accept whatever she wants, but act like you don't want to, just the way she likes it. Fight a little, but never too much. And if it gets too much, well...

      "You really don't understand how much you embarrassed me before," said Eunjung. "Right in front of the others."

      "I..." blurted Hyomin, "I'm sorry. I don't want to make up an excuse to you. I'm just... I'm sorry."

      This did not have the desired effect.

      "You know that 'sorry' isn't good enough. You knew that it wouldn't be enough earlier, but still you carried on talking." Eunjung sighed, stepping closer. "You know, I really think you did that just to wind me up, that you knew how I'd react, you'd enjoy what would happen later..."

      As her fingers ran through Hyomin's hair, she whispered: "... you won't."

      Her fingers quickly bunch up, grabbing her by the hair and dragging her to the bed, where she was pushed face down into the duvet. She felt hands slip between the top of her shorts and skin, and carelessly yanked them down to her knees.

      She felt the mattress dip as Eunjung sat beside her. Her faced engulfed in the cover, she bit on the material as the first stroke of the belt hit her bare behind. There was no use crying out, not yet, not in this game. As each blow struck, as each shock coursed through her body, her whimpers turned into sobs. You know it's what she wants. Try to keep quiet, but not too quiet. Keep it up and she'll be happy. fight through the tears and she'll be so happy with you. Oh, to hear "What a good girl" once again...

      But as the strokes continued, as the redness of her skin turned to bruising, smack, smack, smack. The sharpness was turning to agony. This... this wasn't like before. Smack, smack. You can't give in now. The longer you stay still, the closer you get to the end. Smack, smack.

      It was too much. Hyomin hated herself for having to do it, and she could picture the disappointment on Eunjung's face, hear the soft sorrow in her voice, but it had to come...

      "Ambulance!" scream Hyomin.

      Silence. For a moment, nothing but ringing silence in the room, the cold air against the rawness of her skin.

      Eunjung leaned down to Hyomin's ear to whisper once more. "Not this time. No safeword for you tonight. I'll decide when I'm finished... and honey, I've hardly started."

      She couldn't believe it. She lay there, exposed, unable to breathe. They'd agreed, back then, to always allow a safeword, in case things ever got too real. she'd promised. She'd placed her entire trust in Eunjung. But now? What was going to happen? She had to stop her. The words were right there, coming out in her next breath. She couldn't allow herself to become completely helpless, could she?

      She definitely had to get up and get out of there.

      She... definitely...

      Smack.

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    17. Anons (341 &) 452 got it~

      HYOMIN is Eunjungs bitch it is lol

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    18. omfg totally lost my shit at Ambulance! hahahahaha

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  10. SNSD - All / Yoona + Sunny + Jessica
    T-ara - Hyomin + Eunjung / Boram + Jiyeon
    Wonder Girls - Yubin/Sohee
    f(x) - None
    4minute - Jiyoon/Gayoon / Hyuna
    After School - Bekah (she still counts)+ long hair JungAh/The rest particularly UEE
    Secret - All hot
    SISTAR - Bora / Hyorin
    KARA - Nicole+SeungYeon/Hara
    Miss A - All are hot
    RaNia - Di/Joy

    Other hotties: Lee Hyori, Hwangbo, NS Yoonji

    Suck it!

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  11. None in KARA is fappable other than seungyeon and nicole.....

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    1. well thats 2 out of 5

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    2. Sungyeon? Lol you mean gerbil fetus? TROLOLOL you nasty...

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  12. What the actual fuck is happening to this blog

    I CAME HERE TO FUCK STUPID FANGIRLS

    NOT TO CIRCLEJERK OVER A DEAD HORSE

    THIS AINT 6THEORY U DUMB PINOY CUNTS

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    1. ^You happened to this blog.

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    2. Agent Smith moment lmao. You mean *we* happened to this blog, smartass.

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  13. My list:

    SNSD - All/Orge
    T-ara - Horsemin, Enjunf, Qri(if she has any fancams out there)/the rest
    Phominute - Hyuna of coz
    Secret - All/ Zingorge
    Miss A - All
    WGs - Yubin of coz
    Sistar - Bora, Dasom/ Jung Juri
    Dal Shabet - Jiyul (foxy eyes)/ All
    Brave Girls - All/Skeletor
    2ne1 - /All

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    1. No one in their right mind would fap to you, except the fugly delusion fanGIRLS who for w/e reason thing you are the prettiest shit around.

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    2. No one is interested in Dara because she is a PINOY wannabe, which is even worse than PINOY.

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    3. Wannabe is a plastic surgery clinic in Apgujeong near exit 4. Just saying.

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    4. Don't worry, we hate all of 2NE1 equally.

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    5. Ye i fuck bom in the butt

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  15. Heres mine:
    SNSD- Tiffany,Taeyeon/ everyone else
    Kara- Seungyeon,Nicole
    Rainbow- No Eul, Woori, Jaekyung/ Yoonhye
    T-ara- Eunjung, Qri/ Boram just cuz
    Phominit- Jihyun /Hyuna cuz she is overrated
    Miss A- Fei/ everyone else
    Sistar none/ everyone
    Secret- Hyosung/Sunhwa

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    1. just lol...cunt

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    2. Taeyeon has a body of 12 year old just like goo hara
      only a pedophile will fap to it.

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    3. IN THAT CASE I'M A PAEDO

      FAP FAP FAPPITY FUCKING FAP

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  16. 2NE1 -

    Minzy / PlasticBom,StickbodyDara

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    1. Dara is the best! Got eat your own shit!!


      Well at least you love 2EN1.. So i can't hate you..

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  17. Fuck this Hun pinoy, it is a hiring ploy by the modfags to distract the anons by posting on their own terms. Rally behind the Zakufag! I will find every single serious article and shit on it.

    BOYCOTT THE HUN NIGGAZ

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    1. hi dickrider, u mad breh? im not pinoy btw

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    2. No one can prove if they are pinoy or not, you least of all. You say that like it's an insult to be called pinoy.

      U MOTHERFUCKING RACIST CUNT

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    3. The hun is a cunt

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    4. Motherfuckin racist pinoy cunt nigga Hyomin.

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  18. Is it weird that I think After School's Jung Ah is fucking pretty, for all her lack of personality?

    She looks like what G.NA was aiming for when she got surgery.

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  19. SNSD: Taeyeon+Yoona+Jessica/Hyoyeon
    Secret: Hyosung/Sunhwa
    T-ara: Soyeon+Qri+EunJung+HwaYoung/Boram
    After School: Lizzy+JungAh+Nana+Bekah+Uee/Raina
    Wonder Girls: None/All
    Miss A: Suzy+Fei/Min
    Davichi: Minkyung/Haeri
    Nina Muses: Sera+EunJi+KyungRi/LeeSam
    Brave Girls: Yejin+EunYoung/2maknaes
    Son Dambi+Sori+NS Yoonji+IU/Wink+JungJoori

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  20. t-ara: soyeon eunjung/hwayoung
    snsd: no-one/everyone
    after school: lizzy raina/the rest

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  21. T-ara: Hyomin, Eunjung, Qri, Soyeon, Hwayoung/Jiyeon
    After School: Jooyeon/ don't know the name
    Miss A: All/none
    Sistar: Bora/Soju
    phominute: skinny jiyoon, pale hyuna/fat jiyoon, tanned slut hyuna

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  22. SNSD: Yoona / Yuri
    Miss A: All good
    Sistar: Bora / Hyorin
    T-ara: Soyeon / Hyomin & Jiyeon
    Davichi: Haeri / Minkyung
    KARA: Jiyoung / Hara

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    1. I think you have the snsd one mixed up.Yoona's body grosses me out but Yuri is becoming a stick as well

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  23. ''Chocolat's Melanie looks like Kuroki Meisa''

    No.

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  24. melanie and meisa? wtf is wrong with you?

    also, you should have used the better eunjung fancam.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb6DH-RsxbQ

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  25. i got lots of problems man. i take 2 bed mattresses together then take my lonely dragon and fuck it in the middle, when i get too horny i point my dick towards my face and shoot that muther fucker all over me. ive been pregnant so many times alrdy its like i gave birth to an army. i think i should call them hun army and go exterminate a certain race but maybe thats just wishful thinkin. i forgot what the fuck i was supposed to talk about

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    1. How can you get pregnant from all that anal buttsex you had?

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    2. ur funny dude.. haha

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    3. Anal buttsex is the best kind of buttsex

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    4. i dont think anyone got the hun army joke(what they used to call german soldiers)

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    5. too intelligent for pinoys, speak english nigga

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    6. I'm sure many of us got the Hun reference. What, did you want us to comment on it? "OMG YOU MADE A HISTORICAL REFARANCE PLZ BE ARE LEADER AND TAKE US AWAY FROM DEM PINOYS"?

      Fuck off

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    7. ^ A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED

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    8. ^^reference please our them

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    9. ^ Fuckin Pinoy

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  26. ew some of you guys fap to horsica and stick!yoona? pathetic.
    also taeyeon? girl's a kid basically, short + no assets. though she has a cute face. reminds me of lolicon.

    and afterschool's nana? she looks like a dude without makeup.
    goo hara? eyes + teeth = ew


    Davichi Minkyung is the only one worth fapping to.
    Honorable mentions: T-ara's Eunjung, Miss A's Suzy

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    1. Davichi Minkyung owns them all categories. Looks, singing and even rapping.

      Whatta woman.

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  27. what about boy groups?

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  28. Nana / Uee
    Yubin + Sunye / Hyelim
    Soyeon+Eunjung+Hyomin+Qri/Hwayoung
    Sunny / Jessica + Seohyun

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    1. ...looks like a stick

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    2. Welcome to K-Pop.

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    3. overrated skank

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  30. OP GAVE US THE GAY

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  31. so... i'm the only one that faps to the hyogre?

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    1. Good luck with that man.

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  32. SNSD: Yuri+Sunny / Yoona+Hyoyeon+Sooyoung
    Miss A: Fei / Min
    Sistar: All hot
    T-ara: Eunjung+Qri / Boram+Jiyeon+Hwayoung
    Davichi: Minkyung / Haeri
    KARA: Gyuri+Seungyeon+Jiyoung / GooHara+Nicole
    After School: Nana+Uee+Lizzy+Eyoung / JungA+Kahi
    Secret: Hyosung / Zinger
    Dal Shabet: All / None
    Chocolat: Soa / Melanie
    4minute: Jiyoon / Hyuna
    2ne1: Minzy / Bom+Dara
    Wonder Girls: Yubin+Sohe+Yenny / Lim

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  33. SNSD - Yoona,Yuri / Hyoyeon (I'm sorry I really don't think she's pretty..)
    T-ara - Jiyeon,Soyeon / Eunjung (don't get why she's popular)
    f(x) - Victoria / Luna
    4minute - Hyuna / rest (sorry don't know other members)
    After School - Nana / Uee (gets on my nerves)
    BEG - GaIn / rest
    SISTAR - rest/Hyorin (too fugly for me)
    Chocolat - all too young!!
    KARA - Gyuri / Hara (don't like plastic surgery)
    Miss A - Jia, Fei /Min
    Wonder Girls - Yubin, Sohee / Lim (sorry even though I think she's cute)

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  34. EVERYONE FAP TO JYP!!! he's so convenient, he's right THERE!

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  35. SNSD - yuri / taeyeon
    T-ara - qri / hyomin
    f(x) - krystal / amber
    4minute - Hyuna,Jiyoon,sohyun / none
    After School - lizzy,raina,kahi / rest
    BEG - all / none
    SISTAR - soyou / rest
    Chocolat none / all
    KARA - gyuri, nicole / rest
    Miss A - min / rest
    Wonder Girls - all / sohee
    Secret - all
    Dal shabet - JiYul / rest
    A pink - all esp. chorong / none
    Rainbow - Woori / rest
    2ne1 - cl / rest

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  36. Since I have a vagina I will compile a list of guys

    Big Bang - Taeyang/GD
    DBSK - Changmin/Yoochun
    Super Senior - Donghae/Ryeowook
    SS501 - JungMin/Kim Hyun Joong
    B2ST - Dongwoon/Kikwang
    Block B - Jaehyo/ Tae-il
    Teen TOP- C.A.P./Niel
    Mblaq - Joon/ManDara
    Infinite - Myungsoo/Sunggyu
    BAP - Himchan+ Daehyun/YoungJae
    B1A4 - They could all get it in the hole of their choice
    2PM - Junsu/Nickhun
    2AM - Seulong/ Jo Kwon

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  37. BigBang: 2005-9 TOP, Daesung/ Taeyang, after-2011 TOP
    TVXQ: Yunho/ The rest
    Block B: B-bomb/Jaehyo, U-kwon
    Mblaq: GO/ Thunder
    Infinite: Woohyun, Myungsoo/ Seungyeol, Seungjong
    BAP:Himchan, Jongup/ Zelo
    2PM: Slutsung/ Junsu, Wooyoong
    NU'EST: Aron/ Minhyun, Ren

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