Monday, February 6, 2012

Hyomin's into Bestiality

 T-ara's Hyomin has recently announced that she as a fetish for inter-species debauchery on MBC Everyone's "Weekly Idol". 


 

The idol selected none other than TEEN TOP's Niel as the  man  boy who has recently caught her eye.

 Oh dear God. Really? Him? Seriously? *shudder*

I understand that most of the reader's here for some reason assert that Hyomin looks a bit like a horse (which I do not see at all, but I mean, hey whatever floats your boat), so I assume you all might relish in this little bit of news which now confirms your animal theory.

Also, I do agree that Niel looks like a blobfish (refer to: http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2011/07/teen-top-releases-new-mv.html), so I honestly cannot see how anyone could find him attractive. Hyomin, you have no standards. She seriously is pulling "a Hyori" (refer to: http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.com/2011/12/why-wont-anyone-love-me.html for definition).

She then attempts to take back her embarrassing statement by saying, "[his] hairstyle is similar to Eunjung's, so I feel more drawn to you", which is essentially what all boys want to hear a hot girl of their dreams say. "I think you're cute because you look like my best friend kekeke~" (FRIEND-ZONE LEVEL IS OVER 9000 now). She might as well have blatantly asked him to be her gay best friend.

But seriously, Hyomin. Just by being in T-ara, you can probably get almost any guy you would like. So why the balls would you choose Niel? It just boggles my mind that she has such low standards. Fans (mainly pedo-noonas) are loving this moment, commenting things like:
 "TEEN TOP-dongsaengs!! You have made it! Idol noona's want you kekeke~ HWAITING!!
"Niel-dongsaeng~ You have charmed a girl from T-ara AND your band has won on a music program! NEXT IS WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHA!!!1!"
"When your balls drop, you can finally bang her!"
"Inter-species love is wrong."
"Hyomin thinks THAT thing is cute? There is hope for us uncle fans yet!"
(comments may be slightly fabricated and incoherent due to author laziness and fatigue.)

I would say she was somehow baited and hooked by this little fish with a little bit of charm and apparently some mind altering drugs.

Heh heh, if they had kids, they would make a seahorse!

166 comments:

  1. But you do the same thing. That is my only hope.

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  2. she can't have eunjung so she is grabbing everything that in her mind looks like her??

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    1. You don't have sex with the disabled, bro. What the actual fuck.

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  3. isnt he like 12 and she is like 25 or something?
    and whats with this super lame excuse that he looks like eunjung?!
    i mean, when shes got an atrocious taste in men than she should at least stand by it. in wouldnt mind, though. my taste in men is much more atrocious. okay, at least im not into things that could stem directly from an h.p. lovecraft novel...?

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    1. Yeah man have you seen her chinky husband. They gonna rule the world muahahaha

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    2. yeah, i have. hes completely meh.

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  4. SHIN-B HWAITING! against all those anon's who've been pming you for your (nude) pictures! just ask BlackBelt to kick them in the faces or soemthings

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    1. Shut up motherfucker I know you asked her for nude pics too

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  5. hyomin is a horse? first time i've heard this one.

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    1. O-o I don't thin she looks like a horse... but I have heard that a lot... here, IY, forums, blogs, etc

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    2. They only say that about her because they want to ride her barebacked. True story

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    3. Yeah I only heard people say that on here. I don't see it, personally. I thought she was beautiful. She's the reason why I looked into T-ara to be honest.

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  6. hot girls always like FUGLY men. Honestly, no bullshit, I was at Wal-Mart the other day walking around and suddenly this hot ass women is walking around with her kid. Yeah she was older but she was hot (kid was maybe 3). Suddenly her husband walks over and it's a fucking Mail Man!!!! WTF a mail man can get a hotter chick than I can WTF kill me right now.

    Also Hyomin is hot!!!!!!!! GAWEDAMMIT!

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    1. You know what, dude looks like Ken Matsushiro from the anime Yakitate Japan....except with curly hair....scary.

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    2. WHAT WAS UR ORIGINAL COMMENT

      NIGGA

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    3. I want to fuck Hyomin so hard ohhhhhh

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    4. I don't. I'd rather fuck Boram... at least we could get high afterwards.

      OFC, Eunjung and Qri are my first choice. ANG!

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  8. Hyomin is a horse. Ney.

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  9. The only fucking reason Hyomin wants blobfish is because he has the only lips capable of horsing down Hyomin's 13 inch long 17 inch wide dark, slippery penis.

    END. OF. STORY.

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  10. Sohee said she likes Teen Top as well recently. maybe you should take pointers instead of dissing him. who's up for a perm?????????

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    1. No one cares what sohee thinks. She's really fug anyway.

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    2. How dare you say that about Sohee

      But teentop really is a bunch of bitchass wannabe niggas. Hyomin noonar im disappoint. Is your chinese husband not giving u enough dick

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  11. She's already married to some inbred troll from the nether reaches of the Chinese wastelands. They're only going to have one son and it will be the progenitor of the centaurs.

    It could be worse. Her husband could have been pinoy.

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    1. You have something against pinoys??? motherfucker

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    2. Are you the pinky who threatened to rape me until I became mentally disabled? I still stand by my original equation

      RETARDED > PINOY

      NIGGA

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    3. The man speaks truth.

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    4. RETARDED > PINOY > CHINK > NIGGA > ANONFAG

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    5. Not if ANONFAG = PINOY, in which case PINOY is still the lowest common denominator. QED

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  12. Upon seeing the news, Sunny angrily slammed her laptop shut. She sat fuming for a few minutes, thoughts like "after all I've done for that bitch, she has the nerve to say this?!" running through her mind. She decided there was only one recourse for this betrayal. Summoning Taeyeon and Jessica, Sunny discussed her plan and their roles in it.

    "Yes mistress!" Taeyeon and Jessica squealed delightedly in unison.

    Later that day, Taeyeon, using the techniques she learnt during her attempted kidnapping, broke into the T-ara dorm room and dragged Hyomin out towards Jessica's car. She remembered to slug Jiyeon in the jaw for good measure, as her lack of depth perception would make her particularly susceptible to punches.

    When Taeyeon and Jessica returned to the Soshi Dorm, Sunny laughed mirthlessly seeing Hyomin bound with a ball gag in her mouth.

    "Hyomin, I'mma get Han Joo Sung on your face!" Sunny said. "I just drunk a six pack of Hite, by the way."

    Sunny proceeded to squat over Hyomin's face while she was held by Taeyeon and Jessica, revealing that she was wearing no underwear under her skirt. She chuckled as she began to urinate...

    Years later, this would be known as the "Sunny pissing on Hyomin's face incident". Why? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED.

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    1. You are not the sexfic anon

      Wae u lie to us oppar

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    2. ...not exactly the Sunny/Hyomin fic I wanted.

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    3. That was a failfic

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  13. Bet you a bunch of ugly people run this blog, just saying.

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    1. You must not have met my Shin-B noonar yet. If you think Hyomin is beyond godlike sex unf fuck, you need to think again.

      And by the way, you are probably some ugly inbred illiterate motherfucking pinoy who has a fake Korean name and lurks on 6theory in the hopes of sucking Johnny Noh's dick in return for some naked pics of SNSD. No offence meant, of course.

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    2. Oh hyomin u sexy cunt

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    3. No, 9:33, i wasn't referring to Hyomin.
      btw, not pinoy and I don't have a "fake" korean name.

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    4. What kind of dumbass admits to being ugly, illiterate, inbred (and a mother fucker at that) who lurks on 6theory in the hope of doing unmentionable things lmao

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    5. fuck you anonfag, what sorts of unmentionable things could you possibly do by lurking on 6fags?

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    6. It doesn't matter. You're still an ugly illiterate inbred motherfucker.

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  14. Yes, I fuck animals

    Yes, I fuck Horses

    Yes, I'd fuck Hyomin

    No, I won't fuck Boram

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    1. David? Is that you?

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    2. You can fuck yourself

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    3. WAE U NO FUCK BORAM UNNIR

      NIGGA

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    4. Boram = Fake Loli ?

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    5. Not fake. She doesn't even need to try.

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    6. Boram is a TARP!

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  15. I will like to fist fuck Hyomin since she's into beastility.

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  16. Eunjung/Hyomin

    sex anon, please

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    1. But Eunjung's not even featured in the article, thought Hyomin. Personally, she didn't like Niel - at all - but those damned people were so hungry for a soundbite that she gave them the first person she could think of off the top of her head. At that moment, with the cameras rolling and eager eyes watching her, all she could think of was Eunjung.

      Eunjung. She missed Eunjung. Eunjung curling up next to her between the sheets, wearing that huge shit-eating grin like she always did before they made love; Eunjung playing with her hair and tying the weirdest knots while whispering in her ear that she'd thought naughty things about her the night before; Eunjung walking around the house naked just because she could, and planting herself on her lap as she watched old Winter Sonata reruns; Eunjung blowing bubbles at her in the bath and soaping her in places that tickled, that made her squeal, that made her love that totally crazy but absolutely sexy girl just a little more each time.

      Eunjung. Her breasts pressed against her as she devoured her from the inside out; she tasted her sex and kissed those soft, brown nipples, listening to her lover exhale in anticipation of the climax that she'd repeatedly teased her with. Hyomin, she whispered. Do you love me? But she did not have the heart to answer, and she said nothing. Eunjung sighed softly and licked her ear. It was a love that could not be spoken of; a love so verboten that it could not and must not be named, she thought. How can I tell you that it must not be so, she wondered. It will not last forever. We will not always be T-ara, and we will never be like this ever again. Ever. But Eunjung rolled over and banished all further thoughts with a single kiss, and as she tasted herself on those full, sweet lips she wanted nothing more than to love her unto world without end.

      Eunjung. I can hardly walk, she said. She smiled and kissed her hands. We never go anywhere anyway.

      And there were no more words to be said as she closed the door behind her.

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    2. Are you by any chance a published author

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    3. 2:29 you are either the greatest pervert or the most talented author I have ever encountered on the internet.

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    4. I need moar plz

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    5. Not enuff golden showers TBH.

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    6. I love you 2:29! Please give me MORE!

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    7. 2:29 you are the only reason why I visit this blog now PLZ TELL ME WHICH ARTICLES U COMMENT ON!!!

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    8. The last time I jizzed my pants from so much text was back when Aurelie shat out that article. NOTHING CUMS CLOSE TO DIS

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    1. How dare you!

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    2. timchan is a fag. Established circa by name.

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    3. No, Hyomin is a famewhore.

      Also, a horse.

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    4. Yes timchan is most definitely a fag. All in favour of this statement please like my comment

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    5. the timchanfag!!! what a rare sighting

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    6. hello anonfags, miss me here?

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  18. I also think Hyomin looks slightly horse-ish mainly because she looks like Jessica but now her nose is disappearing and it's sad, she looks more like MJ.

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    1. It doesn't matter. Hyomin still loves you all the same. She has forgiven your sins, O ye of little faith; she has seen fit to bless you with her divine grace and love. Hyomin never set out to be pretty. Hyomin never wanted to be fuckable. Hyomin never wanted to be fapped to by prepubescent teenage boys with 2-inch dicks.

      She just wanted to be happy. To sing; to dance; to act; to be everything that makes life so fulfilling and worthwhile for everyone else. But most of all, she just wanted to bang Eunjung's brains out.

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    2. LOL 2:35 hahaha

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    3. Is that like from the Gospel of Eunjunf

      Chapter 2 verse 35

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    4. Oh thank God I found someone else who thinks she's got a bit of MJ goin' on with her nose.

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  19. why does everyone article turn into "the sex life of eunjung" for?

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    1. 'But you like it, don't you,' purred Eunjung. And as her lips closed around his erect cock, Anon had no choice but to agree.

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    2. Because Eunjung has the best sex life in all of kpop, duh. She's fucking all of your oppas and unnies, UNF!

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    3. 3:48 I would most certainly agree with Eunjung

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  20. It seems everyone hates pinoy in here ?
    anyway, i still think that Pinoy > Chink > Nigga

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    1. Pinoy is chink + nigga

      No running away from that one bro

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    2. What is Pinoy?

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    3. Pinoys are the greatest race of people to have inhabited the earth. Their culture, language and religion were widely adopted and imitated by many lesser races. At one point they fought the Elder Gods in a titanic struggle and lost, and were thus cursed by the Gods for their audacity.

      Today the Pinoys are but a shadow of their former greatness. They listen to K-pop and fap when they aren't doing anything else - which is pretty often - and take part in inane discussions on the purity of their lineage on internet.

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    4. It's like you are describing yourself , you stupid pinoy

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    5. I have no shame in being a Pinoy. Which part of Greatest Race on Earth did you not understand, you illiterate inbred fag?

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    6. The part when you claimed that Pinoy was once the greatest race ... you stupid mothafucka, when in reality they are one of the most fail race in whole world.
      Nigga > Pinoy

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    7. ^ u dumb cunt u actually believe that shit abt the elder gods??? U a fucking pinoy too nigga

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    8. Don't put me on the same level as you bitch

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    9. SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER

      U A DUMBASS BITCH

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    10. Chill, guys. Being a Pinoy is actually quite underrated.

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    11. CAPS RAGE NOW AREN'T YOU ? STUPID PINOY CUNT

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    12. U SAY THAT LIKE IT DOESNT APPLY TO U

      STUPID FAGGOT

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    13. anons are anti-pinoy? jealous bitches

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    14. I'm not anti-pinoy. He is.

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    15. this is fucking hilarious to read

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    16. LOL What the hell is happening to this forum?!?!? I feel sorry for rasicts, nothing but hate in them and ugly outside of them.:D

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    17. LOL 04:08 the Elder Gods fuck hahaha laughed so hard. Are you actually a pinoy yourself though

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    18. Lol this shit is SLAYING me!

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  21. Fuck you anonfags, this thread is about Hyomin the cam whore, not pinoyfags. No one gives a shit about pinoyfags and they can all fuck themselves up which they are so good of.

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    1. Guess no one can argue if the sexfic anon wrote one about Hyomin and a pinoy gangbang

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    2. PINOY is above bestiality and they certainly deserve something better than a horse. Hormin and her Chinky husband deserve each other.

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  22. Stay within the topic please... No OOT

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    1. This aint 6theory u pinoy fuck!!

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    2. http://i.minus.com/iBXi4vnPrQGFL.gif

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  23. OMG they make a good sushi! Unf.

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  24. She didn't 'choose' him. Just said he was cute (admittedly I do understand this at all, my psycho face hyomin has mental problems).

    Doesn't matter. She's doing Sunny.

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    1. BLOBFISH! I CHOOSE YOU!

      WILD SUNNY USED AEGYO!

      IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...

      BLOBFISH USED GIANT PENIS OF DOOM 9000!

      IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

      HYOMIN USED POKEBALL!

      WILD SUNNY WAS CAPTURED!

      GIVE A NICKNAME TO SUNNY?

      SUNNY WAS RENAMED DEM TITTIES!

      POKEDEX DATA WAS ADDED FOR DEM TITTIES.

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  25. Pinoy this, Pinoy that... being a pinoy is the new "it" thing ?

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    1. You must be new here.

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  26. Obviously she chose some ugly fuck because she can't rate men because she's a lesbian. Duh.

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  27. A BRED BETWEEN A HORSE AND FISH? HM...results?

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    1. A Mendelian cross will hypothetically produce the following offspring:

      25% Pinoy
      25% Fag
      25% Anonymous
      25% Nigga

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    2. Fag is the best possible outcome:

      FAG > NIGGA > PINOY = ANONFAG

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    3. But godhatesfags.com

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  28. AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE SEAHORSE COMMENT!!! Very witty!:D I also do not get the Hyomin and horse relation but I do know she is very HOTT!!!:DDDDDDD

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    1. Why, thank you~

      She is, indeed, very hot.

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    2. I daresay the Shinbee > Hyomin

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  29. Shin-B noona has the funniest anons! ngl.

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    1. Hahaha they most certainly are interesting...

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    2. I'm intercoursing noonar

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  30. LMAOOOOO this article XD

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    1. **Does this mean PINOY is the new NIGGA?**

      PINOY

      Is what I meant to say.

      PINOY

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    2. not really zakufag. Please take another look at the proven equation:

      RETARDED > NIGGA > CHINK > PINOY = ANONFAG

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    3. WATS UR ORIGINAL COMMENT

      PINOY

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    4. Zakufag is a pinoy

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    5. Such a disgrace to his own kind. In their tongue, he is Zakufag

      Pinoyborn!!!

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    6. Zaku are you a girl? You look like Di in your pic. And even though I wanna fuck you, I still have this feeling that you are a Gundam. I mean, lkike , wtf, right? Fucking a damn mechanical robot? More like Mechanical Fetish to me. Unf.

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  32. Niggas are the best breaded porkchop.

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  33. DIS IS WEST COAST SHIT NIGGAS!! UNF.

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  34. Hiya folks I still think that the best fucking Pinoy ill bred is a Nigga.

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  35. If you're IMBA in what you do, you must be Asian.

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  36. Pinoys are also good at a lot of things.

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  37. I don't see anymore the purpose of this site to pissed off fangirls. It's already turn into site where peoples voice out their sexual frustration, cursing each other and being racist. I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF THIS BLOG. Recently, there are more than hundreds comment for one article but what I can read only about horse,cyclops, fapping and Nigga VS Pinoy. Most of the comments not really related to the article. It's better if you just set up a large shoutbox so people can cursing each other in that shoutbox.

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    1. What are you talking about pinoy? I see no racism here and we are as good as dead without fapping. You must be a dead pinoy walking.

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    2. Sexual frustration, racism and profanities are what make the K-pop world go round. Being polite about it is just putting a nice veneer on what makes it so fucking attractive, you dumb pinoy cunt. Took you long enough.

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    3. We do have a shoutbox on the right hand side of the blog.

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    4. But Kimmy banhammers pinoys.

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  38. I ship TedNee (Teddy x SHINee)

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    1. at least Teddy aint a pinoy, but I kinda ship this for some reason now TedNee FTW!!

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    2. Ur hideously stupid

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  39. That an article about Hyomin can get 150 comments and one on Hwayoung 200+ means you guys must really like T-ara. Not in the cunty 6theory suppository way, which is good. Me fucking gusta.

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    1. Well, this blog was started by two T-ara fans.

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    2. Everybody knows you are a soyeon stan. But who's the other one and which Tara girl does he stan?

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    3. Davidfresh loves ZE:A's Kwanghee. Beat that.

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    4. Lets make this article 500+ comments you motherfucking T-ara stans. Go T-ara! Go Hard!

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    5. @timchan Antidelusionalkpopfanism likes Qri.

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    6. You could interpret the founding as an indirect response to the overt SNSDfaggishness of the 6theory forums. The only active T-ara thread I could find in there was the fanturd one. But as with everything else, they (and the people here) really fucking hate 2NE1. True artists, after all.

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  40. Holy motherfucking shit you guys. You shouldnt even talk like that about Pinoys. They are humans too you know.

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  41. I hate racists. Especially the cunt ones.

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  42. And you ever thought there was such a thing as an "Asian stealth fighter".. WTF.

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    1. You are a true pinoy. Now shut the fuck up.

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    2. NIGGA calm your tits down

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  43. Hyomin's nose looks really fake

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