Sunday, February 12, 2012
You're a Phony! A Big, Fat Phony!
"Actor and singer Jang Geun Suk has recently been thrown into a minor controversy regarding his actual height.
The Hallyu star guest-featured on the February 2nd episode of Fuji TV‘s ‘Tonneruzu (Tunnels) no Minasan no Okage deshita‘ along with Tonneruzu member Noritake Kinashi.
Both stars were not wearing any shoes for the episode, which made the difference in their height all the more obvious.
The Japanese fans were shocked that Jang Geun Suk, whose profile height reads nearly 6 feet, was shorter than Noritake Kinashi, who is less than 5’10″ tall.
The fans continued to expressed their disappointment on various community sites as well as personal blogs, while Korean fans shared photos of celebrities who really are above 6 feet tall in comparison to Jang Geun Suk."
That asshole!
How DARE he lie about his height! What kind of scum of the Earth does that?! Little fucker should be burned at the stake.
Comments include:
"Their profile don't always tell the right weight or height. "
INFIDEL! GTFO.
"whaaaat he looks tiny to be 6 feet anyway.....people are idiot who believed his profile.
must not have seen tall people before"
Well he IS Asian. Anything above 5 feet must be a basketball player.
Next time any of your idols even THINK about lying about your height/weight/sexual preference/which CEO you are banging for more singing lines, you think long and hard about what you are about to do. How selfish of Jang Geun Suk to lie about his height and disappoint his fans.
You poor, poor fangirls. You will now have to fantasize about him being 3 inches shorter.
(heh heh, he is three inches shorter than what you girls imagined)
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Dick length is more important than body height
ReplyDelete3 inches shorter down there is a really big deal
Fucking agreed!
DeleteDick width is more important than length.
DeleteUnless you like having a bruised cervix.
Yes, the bigger the width, the less childbirth will hurt later...
DeleteHe lied about his height
ReplyDeleteNot the length of his penis
Could be worse lmao
He didnt put his dick size on his profile, so hes still a liar
ReplyDeleteI bet his cock is still bigger than the japanese whatsisname
ReplyDeleteLong and hard
ReplyDeleteMmm noonar
Who is this jang geun seuk and why is his dick size so important to me
ReplyDeleteLol i expected him to take out and show his dick on japanese tv or sumthing
ReplyDeleteJGS so fakin gay
ReplyDeleteback to people we actually give a fuck about, how tall are Eunjung and Hwayoung?
ReplyDeleteU mean how deep is their love
Delete^ THEIR CUNTHOLES ARE 7 AND 8 INCHES DEEP RESPECTIVELY
DeleteEverything I've ever known is a lie...
ReplyDeleteWhy are the comments all about his penis when it is talking about his...oh. K nvm
ReplyDeleteBecause those comments are all posted by anonfags,so what do u expect from them?
DeleteAnons are actually quite smart. They read the article and immediately inferred that noonar was talking about dick length not height - why would girls give a shit about a guy's height, anyway?
Deletewhat dick? I though he was a girl
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteLol I didn't get it
ReplyDeletenever heard of him
ReplyDeletewasn't korean people the ones with the 2nd shortest penis??
ReplyDeleteWait, he has fans??
ReplyDeletei bet she lied about her gender too
ReplyDeletei always figured he was like a Ken doll and had no genital?
ReplyDeleteLike sica who doesnt have a cunt either coz shes already one
Delete^ LOL
DeleteKimchi dick > japenis
ReplyDeletealways thinking he's a she...
ReplyDeleteExcuse me shin-b noona?
ReplyDeleteIma chink, and the majority of my friends are viet and we are all around 5'11...
BREAK THE STEREOTYPES
NOONAR DOESNT EAT CHINKY PENIS
DeleteGET OVER IT ALREADY
penisu.tumblr.com
ReplyDeleteOfc its lies. -_- idols all lie about height and weight. They're either all pretty much dead from starving or dirty little liars.
ReplyDeleteProbably a little of both.
SHE'S a MAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteLike I give a fuck. His voice and eyes in You're Beautiful is sex anyway.
ReplyDeletehe's a GIRL!!!
ReplyDeleteSo he's a midge - who cares? Height is the least of his problems, how about his fugly mug?
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