Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Wonder Girl's TeenNick movie trailer


That trailer gave me second hand embarrassment.

I feel embarrassed for the girls. They deserve something big and amazing, and instead they are having a movie debut with the most cliche' storyline I could imagine (well, at least this is what I infer from the trailer and DJ Is Mine music video).

Also, I hope for the rest of my life that I never hear HyeLim say "fo shizzle" ever again. Please.



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Choice comments:
"I hope they only said "forshizzle" once in the entire movie..... > >;"
"Oh god....this is going to be embarrassing....."

You both sound like me!

"This just looks awful. So far from this 30 seconds no one could act their part. "We don't want any trouble" "too late *shove*" what the hell was that?"

Who seriously does that?

"ZOMG, ENGRISH IS PERFECCCTTTTT"
"u better b glad its nick and not disney! :) lolz"
"Sweet, Definetly going to watch.<3 Kpop is going to take over the world. ;3 muahaha."

Hmm, yes. Your incorrect spelling of "definitely" and your assertion that K-pop will single-handedly take over the world certainly makes fangirls look sane. Thanks for being an ambassador. Make them proud.

76 comments:

  1. Is okay, they gave the majority of the styling attention and loving to Yubin. She looks amazinger~

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  2. Well hello there noona~

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  3. LOVE WONDERGIRLS

    EMBARRASSED? YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT SNSD LIPSYNCING ON DAVID LETTERMAN..AND THE NO REACTION!

    LOL

    GO WONDERGIRLS!

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    1. Sunny bending over in the beginning, aww yeah.

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    2. Regis having a boner.

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    3. Delusional hater.. suck up your jelousy.n it wont give u any benefits.. snsd did not lip sync.. but some of them did plastic surgeries.. yuck..

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    4. Idiot Wonderful - they were obviously *not* lipsyncing - on either show. Fuck, the only time there was an actual backing track was for Jessica's high note (which still fuckin' irritates me).

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    5. Why don't you go suck wonder girls pussy then? I mean, was that really necessary?

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    6. SNSD SUCKS COCKS!!!
      GO WONDER GIRLS

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  4. I don't care the haters, i just want to fap to Sunye!

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  5. Yeah we need an article about the utter epic fail-ness of So Not Shi Dae on Letterman.

    That shiz was funny and delusional fans be all:

    ZOMG THAT WAS THEIR BEST PERFORMANCE YET TOTALLY SPAZZING ZOMG PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM ON TWITTER HERE ARE SOME TWITTER SCREENSHOTS TO PROVE IT YEAHHH SEXY HOT AZIANZZZZ ZOMG THEY KILLED IT AND AMERICAZ CANT HANDLE THEIR AWESOMENESS

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    1. Actually, the majority of the reactions I've seen have been "They're good, but there's too many of them" and "Hey, who's the really tall one? (Sooyoung) If they don't make it here, can she come on her own?" LOLing forever at all the idiot antis/obvious STANDers here - this isn't even pretending to mock fangirls anymore - it's just like the bashing/fanturd thread on AKP.

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    2. I came here to fuck over the Wonder Girls, not SNSD. Duh.

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    3. Actually I'm not bashing SNSD, I was bashing their fans who overhype everything.

      I thought that was the purpose of this blog, to bash fangirls. Duh.

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    4. The purpose was to bash fangirls of boybands.

      Instead it's just turned into joining fangirls in bashing girl groups.




      Sorry for being momentarily serious. "NIGGA", "wat", "noonar", "Hwadog's nipple" etc.

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    5. Why just fangirls of boy bands?

      Why can't we also bash fangirls/boys of girl groups e.g SNSD & WG & T-ara?

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  6. ~SPREAD THE WONDER~

    wtf, is this captain planet or something?

    I'd still watch this shit tho lol

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    1. The Wondergirls are Care-fucking-Bears with lights of rainbows and hearts coming out from their tummys.


      Of course we should watch their movie.

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    2. > The Wondergirls are Care-fucking-Bears with lights of rainbows and hearts coming out of the vaginas.

      FTFY

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  7. when yeeun said "we don't want any trouble", it reminded me of jackie chan saying "i don't want trouble" in rush hour.

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    1. THAT'S LACIST

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    2. Y U NO WAN TRUBBLE?

      NIGGA

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  8. I'm going to have to disagree with the comment about Nick > Disney. Disney idols do A LOT better than Nick ones. More recently Disney gave us Miley and Selena. What does Nick have? Big Time Rush? Miranda Cosgrove? Pft. JYP threw his lot with the wrong network.

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    1. pretty sad but true... lame idols but a lot better than nick

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    2. disney definitely has better idols, but nick does edgier stuff (and the term "edgy" is used very very loosely)
      a disney movie plot for the wonder girls would be: the girls want to be international stars, but their moms wont let them leave korea. they have a fight, then Lim's dog gets stuck in a manhole and the rest of the girls see it on the tv. then they realize the power of friendship, go save the dog together, and dance around in cheetah print sweat suits

      at least with nick we get yubin grinding in some skin tight latex thing

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  9. I can see butthurt wonderfools trying to change the topic of how lame wondergirls movie is to bashing snsd.. Eventhough i dont like plastics but snsd did not lip sync on letterman.. even a blind can tell..

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    1. unfortunately a deaf person like you cannot tell that they did lip sync.

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    2. Yeah right trying to cover that you're a SONE by calling them plastic.

      It's okay, we know SNSD are plastic, they have stamps on their butts that say "Manufactured in Korea".




      SNSD are going to fail the hardest in America yet SONEs are sooooo delusional and think they're hot shit.


      My money's on 2NE1.

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    3. my money's on JQT

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    4. My money's on T-ara

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    5. Stupid anon @1052.. This is why i hate girls group fan.. they tend to think stupidly like u.. a sone??? Wtf???
      Snsd=plastics
      wg=fail
      2ne1=both plastics n old..the worst..

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    6. Anon @10:45... why the hell are you even here, then? Honestly, getting so fucking sick of all the Wonderfuls/Blackjacks/ELFs going "OMG THEY SUCKED SO HARD LOLZZZZZ!" Yeah, the vocals weren't the best, but judging by the reaction online I've seen, people actually liked them.

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    7. Popcorn.gif

      The money shot should be good

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    8. @10:45.

      You thought I was a SONE?

      What SONE would admit that the "9 goddesses/angels (barf!)" are plastic and are gonna fail in America?

      U stoopid.

      And you smell like an Ever Lasting Frog.

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    9. WILD FAGGOT APPEARED!

      ANON TRIED TO RUN AWAY

      THERE'S NO ESCAPING!

      WILD FAGGOT USED POWER OF NINE!

      IT'S EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE!

      ANON BLACKED OUT!

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    10. Screw this shit on being an elf, sone or blackjack I'm freaking all ._.

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    11. SNSD can SUCK all they want...it ain't gonna help them in AMERICA.

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  10. I understand. I felt so embarrassed watching this.

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  11. No one will take them seriously now -_-

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  12. Why would SNSD wanna debut in US with the failed song "the boys"? I think even Gee or Oh! stands a better chance than this utter piece of crap. At least the cutesy concept will cater to the peculiar taste of certain pervs.

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    1. I agree the boys is trash, but disagree about Gee and Oh. I think of all their singles, Run Devil Run would've appealed most to American tastes.

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    2. Gee and Oh are complete crap in any language.

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    3. Yep, I concur.

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    4. A tear has come to my eye. An anon finally speaks truth - for once.

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    5. Only because they got Run Devil Run from K-dollar sign-Ha.

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    6. Isn't it funny how lots of us think that The Boys is a shitty song yet its apparently one of the best hits of the year even though it was released really late in the year?


      The Korean public's music taste suck. Either that or they buy up any poop SM produces.

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    7. Sometimes life is unfair that way. SNSD's popularity has gotten to the point that they could probably turn a Korean cover of Rebecca Black's 'Friday' into a chart-smashing single.

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    8. I agree with the Run Devil Run, but I think people are just bandwagoning on "The Boys" - it sounds *much* better in Korean than English, and the lyrics are more than just "We're hot, bringeth the boys!"

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    9. Since when the fuck did we actually have rational discussions this ain't 6theory motherfuckas you can take that shit back there or cram it up yo ass

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    10. 6:17 is the owner of fuckyeahanonfags on Tumblr!

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    11. Hay my comment is in there fuck I'm famous

      I'm an anon

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  13. I love reading WG articles.. it's always interesting how there are more SONEs than WFs commenting. Go to any of their video and they will go like "I like this song and THIS IS COMING FROM A SONE!!!". Trust a SONE (eg:- Davidfresh) to be the first to comment.

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    1. It's because idiot Wonderfuls/ELFs/Blackjacks try to paint us as horrid bitches who hate everything but our "NINE ANGELZ OMGZ PERFECT UNNIES!" while they go to SNSD articles and make the same lame-ass attempts at bashing/trolling.

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    2. But it's true. You know it's true.

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    3. hey leave Blackjacks alone you horrid bitch SONE.

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    4. How do you even know he is a blackjack u blind cunt

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  14. I actually like Lims fo shizzle, because it was the only thing i saw in the video that seemed like average acting, or maybe because she put a little feeling into it, unlike "we dont want any trouble" <_<
    This is going to bea b grade movie, but i will still watch it.

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  15. This might be the cheesiest teen movie ever but I'm sill gonna watch it. lol
    And I'm actually looking forward to their new songs in it.

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  16. I can honestly say, without exaggeration or hyperbole, that was the worst thing that I have ever seen.

    It has convinced me that we should just end humanity and start again with the amoebas.

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    1. No one will support this motion because amoebas can't fap.

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    2. I thought amoebas were the stuff that came out when you fap

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    3. When I fap hearts and rainbows come out.

      You must be the only one with amoebas crawling out of your dick.

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  17. Oh god.
    Nick is just fucking over the wondergirls and kpop so much.

    That was just embarrassing and awkward. And you know who's in the movie!? The School Gyrls. (Yes, GYrls) look them up on YT. There's one about going to the mall that's just so freaking terrible. Nick Cannon is the exec producer and he makes such shitty movies. This is gonna be worse than the school gyrls movie.

    I'm just gonna go weep. I feel so bad for wg.

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  18. These girls just keep embarrassing themselves, JYP, and KPOP in general. They are so not the group to be leading the KPOP US takeover. These bitches are weak . . . and Lim is very very ugly.

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    1. So let me guess. You are a SONE. Thus your argument falls flat.

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    2. When did this site become so infested with bitch ass cry babies? Someone needs to spray some CryBabyBitchBeGone up in this place. Actually dumbass wonderfool it's not just SONES that hate your girls. FYI So Annoy Shi Tae suck harder dick than the Wonda Ghouls (at least WG have Yoobin).

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  19. Wow...this vaguely reminds me of the Bratz movie or..the Cheetah Girls. *shivers*

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