Sunday, February 5, 2012

You're Next SHINee

Sometimes I wonder if Teddy Riley was just kicked out of the US. He really hasn't produced anything relevant there since the early 90s when he worked with Bobby Brown and The Jacksons.

Which makes you wonder why the fuck did he decide to move to Korea? He can't speak the language, he probably isn't being paid as much (though that's just an assumption) and the style of music he produces doesn't sound like damn catchy kpop music.

Although I will admit that RaNia's song Dr. Feel Good was a good song. But it didn't sound like a standard kpop song to me, I thought it was more something you'd hear in America.  He also worked with Jay Park on Demon (which was one of the biggest flops ever I think, didn't Jay apologize for that one?). Now I don't even want to get into the song that was The Boys, the song title on it's own irks me. I really wonder if anyone is safe from Teddy Riley's trollin' at this point in time. 


Seem though it's Shawols turn to get a piece of that hot Teddy Riley action.  It seems the news of him producing a song for SHINee is bringing mixed emotions. Some people are blinded by the mere fact that their girl boy band is going to have a comeback. Others are terrified that SHINees' new track will be too Americanized and flop. And yet there is also the ridiculous fans who have threatened to hunt down Teddy Riley and tie him to a stake if this new song doesn't live up to their expectations. 

All in all, I don't particularly care what happens with SHINee but I do still wonder why he even decided to go to Korea when the UK or Canada are a lot closer and they just so happen to speak english. 
Well guess I'll never know. . .  

34 comments:

  1. So 6theory shut down and came here unf

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    1. LET THE CIRCLEJERKING BEGIN

      LIKE THIS COMMENT AND JIYEON WILL MAGICALLY APPEAR ON YOUR SCREEN

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    2. WHO THINKS EUNJUNF IS THE BEST THUMBS UP

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    3. THUMBS THE FUCK UP!

      Jiyeon can go back to sucking KKS cock with Hyomin.

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  2. Its tome for Asian Junkie to rise and welcome them with the opening of a forum!!

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  3. shinee will soon be irrelevant. I can feel SM throwing them away.

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    1. snsd will soon be irrelevant. I can my feel my mother throwing all their albums in the trash.

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  4. Teddy riley a first class nigga

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  5. his beard game immaculate unfffff

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  6. i'm excited to see what TEDDY GODLEY does with shinee. The Boys was a bad song, but not every song will be perfect. people keep whining, but i'd rather them experiment with new producers. i mean, how bad can it be? they actually make a music video where they're not dancing in a boxed room???? o the horror!!

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  7. Dr Feel Good sounded American because it is. The original song is called Sweet Dreams. Gg, Teddy Riley

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  8. Teddy can't go to US because he's a flop there and is trying to ride the hallyu wave :P

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  9. I'm sorry but to me Shinee is one of the most overrated groups out there right now. Some of their shit is really awful. Besides I hate Teddy Riley but he sings better than Shinee and I think that if he gives them "blackstreet" music (because some of it was really good imo) then that will only be an improvement for shinee tbh.

    But as for the man himself, he still makes cash unfortunately because he produces for Lady gaga and bruno mars :/ Too bad because he beat his daughter with a guitar and people like that really don't deserve jack shit imho but whatever.

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  10. every artist from SM sucks, cept GG.

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  11. Looks like SM is trying to kill Shinee to make some room for EXO...\o/

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  12. Seems Shinee's material is continuing its downward spiral... I thought their stuff couldn't get any worse and would finally improve after all this time, but nope.

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  13. Fuck Ted Riley, after his work with SNSD I have no more hope for SM idols. His shit doesn't sound Kpop but still they kept him you know why? SM needed that NA promotion boost so bad (DSP owned their ass in Japan so it got them butthurt) so they got this cheap has-been producer who needed money. Shit, being told off to learn the language by the Japs was embarassing but what about English? Only 2 members are fluent while the rest...ugh. Too bad, SHINee got some good RnB stuff going back then.

    Ok, back to fapping to AKF background wallpaper of Suzy.

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  14. Sooner they disband the better.

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  15. I wish those shawol would stfu about there comeback and I hope they get a crappy one so there fans would shut up

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    1. You sound kind of pressed

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  16. SHINEE wanted a new flavor to suck on! YUMMY CHOCOLATE

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    1. so wait....SHINee sucks on Teddys cock?? That must be really hard since the guy is black and has a big dick, I ship TedNee (Teddy x SHINee)

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    2. TedNee! TedNee! TedNee!

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  17. fuck TR fuck SM good luck SHINee/Shawols

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  18. Im the only one here who likes shinee? Im listening to seesaw right now.
    And no one said he would be working in their title track, maybe its just another song of the album. (some european producers said they were working on shinee's comeback too so idk)

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  19. How to troll Shawofags

    GUESS WHAT
    SHINEE AREN'T GAY
    JONGHYUN REGULARLY STUCK HIS DICK IN SHIN SEKYUNG
    IT'S NEVER BEEN NEAR KEY

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    1. but now SHINee is having sex with Ted Riley TedNee is real!!!!

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    2. LOL TedNee! I'm shipping this too! Taemin is practically a girl anyways!

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  20. Jonghyun is so hot
    I want him to plow my ass up every night
    Unf ....

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