Chocolat releases an MV for their follow up single, and I can't think of anything witty to pique your interest except a gif.
Full review after the jump.
The plot revolves around some random guy who I assumed pissed off one of the Chocolat members. They then jump his ass at (fake pixelated) gunpoint and throw him in their rapevan.
|They put a bag over his head so you could pretend to be that guy.|
Thankfully, the main focus of the MV is instead on the dance. It's nothing terribly complicated or technical, but the choreography is centered around chairs. Which are then used to great (read: fapulous) effect. Some nice highlights:
|Motherfuckin' fap dance still ain't dead, niggas.|
|Jelly of that lucky inanimate object yet?|
|By this point, I'm assuming more than just bubbles have been popped.|
Watching the MV though, you may or may not have noticed that the member most heavily featured is Tia. People were raging at this back when Chocolat released their first MV, and nothing has changed since. Personally, that's not as terrible a thing as the rabid haters might suggest, but the Yoona/Hyuna Effect still applies.
|Why would you ever think there was such a thing as "too much" Tia?|
The song itself is a midtempo ballad-ey type with a 90s pop flair. Very Destiny's Child esque, and in a good way. It's a great piece that might surprise people with how good Chocolat's vocals actually are, especially given that lackluster debut with Syndrome. However, a random guest rapper swoops in and ruins a perfectly good song. The rap completely fucks with the flow of the song, but thankfully it just picks right off where they left off after he finishes. I would much rather have an awkward dance break instead of that shitteous rap. I know the current arrangement has them doing a dance break while the rapperfag does his thing, but I'd prefer plain instrumental over that shit any day.
Public service announcement: Please keep in mind that Chocolat's Tia is but 14 years old and thus fapping to her is quite illegal. Heavy risk. But the prize...
|Wae oppa, wae you gotta fap to my jailbait body?|
Great 90's pop throwback song with a fapulous dance fucked up by a shitty guest rapper.
I give it 3.5/5.