One of the most important thing in the kpop industry is looks! And I do mean...LOOKS! You might argue against this statement, but many top stars such as Uee, Sohee, Yoona were selected mainly for their looks (and incorrect pedo-predictions of human development
Get a plastic surgeon who has a fetish for animals...faces that resembles horses, hamsters, or hyenas can be extremely popular in Korea. It helps if both the customer and the surgeon have a bestiality fetish. However, it is not required. Even among plastic surgeons, there is a very distinct ranking order. Choosing a Hyomin horse face vs. a Jessica one can make or break your future. Don't be cheap ladies [or guys], you are paying for your future and husband by doing this. It's a good investment, I promise.
If all fails, you can always ask me questions...or follow up with a back up plan with this backup
Honestly, who can resist a free Eunhulk Eunhyuk as a gift ?
And there you have it, Sojin's real advice on how to obtain a youthful look. It has already been proven by Bom, the true Fountain of Youth. Testimony from SNSD's favorite member-Sica had also bolstered this theory. Yoona, Son Dambi, Kim Tae Hee can laugh now, but we all know what will happen when they get old...while Bom can stay classy
http://www.allkpop.com/2012/11/girls-days-sojin-reveals-how-she-maintains-her-youthful-look
Sojin began by revealing her age, saying, “I’m 27 years old and Girl’s Day’s maknae Hyeri is 19. We’re 8 years apart,” surprising everyone in the studio who did not know of the age gap between the members.The panel and guest members were then marveled at her youthful look and questioned the singer on how she maintained her young appearance. To this, Sojin answered, “You’ll look younger if you have fluffy cheeks, so I eat a lot every night to have plump cheeks [the next day].”
inb4rotaryknight iz madddddddd
PS: Don't be too cheap, surgery-gone-wrong is more unlikely if you are willing to invest in famous names. Don't be the next Kwanghee okay? Stay classy ^.^
POLL TIME!
What exactly are we voting for??
ReplyDeleteXD I'm just voting for Hyuna coz I like her
Deletefuck, rookie mistake...the html didn't work out :[
Deletethere, fixed oppars :P
DeleteFuck u Bishes... Uee is a Cuties, butter face is too round and her legs are stick...BTW t
ReplyDeleteYOONA MANFACE IS fuglier than jess
Why would I be mad :)
ReplyDeleteI keep sojin fed to give her them puffy lovable cheeks.
Cant argue with results :3
http://imgur.com/download/TQRQH
TOO...MUCH...PLASTIC...
DeleteI don't want to look like any of them.
ReplyDeleteKwanghee for one reason; 24/7 troll face.
ReplyDeletei vote for kwanghee oppar
DeleteHyomin, that biatch looks like a fcking pegasus, not like a normal horsica
ReplyDeleteIf I looked like HyunAh,I'd be unstoppable lol
ReplyDeleteI vote Bom. If I fell on my face, I'd have a pretty good cushion
ReplyDeleteNo you wouldn't everything would come off
DeleteI vote for Barbie('s horse) Jessica!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://ax3battery.com/2012/10/24/snsds-jessica-and-tvxqs-yunho-are-2012-barbie-ken/
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE NIEL BEFORE HIS FACE GOT VIOLENTLY ATTACKED
ReplyDeleteRIP in peace, Niel
Voted for Hyuna lol
ReplyDeleteKwanghee cuz I want myself to look like there was no work done at all...RIGHT
ReplyDeletePlus he's the only guy among the choices
DeleteJessica is winning!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why anyone would choose to look like Jessica over Hyomin. (Unless they're a sonefag and biased.)
ReplyDeleteSica
ReplyDelete