Friday, November 2, 2012

SLW strikes again!!!!!!

Owing to a certain incident that occurred not so long ago in my 'Hyohunnies thinking she should rap more often' article , I captured this comment because it made me chuckle a bit too much.
Some of you may remember SLW when zaku did his MV review of Psy's Gangnam Style - which ultimately led to a bit of an online battle between SLW and a whole lot of others.
Well? This particular netizen is back from the months of hiatus to provide more laughs.

Even as a casual fan of the group, there's still no doubt that Yoona tops Hyoyeon in the looks department despite that I personally think the former is about as flat and wooden as a ventroliquist dummy like Slappy from the Goosebumps series, if not more (except Slappy is more badass than Yoona can ever be). I'd still take her over Hyogre though.
Besides, is there even a need to compare? I mean, look at this. She could probably pass off as a dyke.

As opposed to...




I don't think it'd be too hard which of the two outranks the other in looks.

Or alternatively, SLW could have meant that Hyoyeon 'stands out' more than Yoona because well...fuck that shit. She's called Hyogre for a good fucking reason. No damn need to get in further details.  


Aaaaaaaand moving on below~~~~~~~~~~



I don't know why I find this shit funny.

And if people other than you like her for her personality and her talent only, why did I come across this then?






And lastly SLW, welcome back.

69 comments:

  1. Défense de nourrir les trolls

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  2. Lol aside from the unfair photo comparison, I do think Yoona > Hyoyeon on looks all the way.

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    1. I had to read that twice, honestly not surprised though.

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  4. I would definitely have sex with Yoona, but I'd only let Hyoyeon stroke my penis.

    Case CLOSED.

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  5. You can tell troubles a brewin' when someone has a DW display pic.

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    1. Yes, she is a Girl.
      http://www.sc2mapster.com/media/avatars/4/429/300px-718smiley.svg.png

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    2. LOL, I can't top that xD.

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  6. Yoona looks a bit like my little brother. GG assholes.

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  7. I think they are both unattractive.

    To me, Suzy and Eunji beats Yoonar bishes.

    Most of GG is ugly.

    Only Seohyun(not he cheeks lol), anorexic Bish and Byuntaeng are pretty. Srry Sun :(

    Most Kpop idols are unattractive when you think about it.

    Most people are.

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    1. I'd have to disagree. Yoona, Yuri, Taeyeon, Sunny(with long hair), Seohyun, and Jessica are all attractive.

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    2. Yuri was attractive. Yoona has a very large nose. Jessica...no. Sunny is a qt But im not gonna push my opinions up people ass.
      SLW srsly dun kno wat a bish is lol

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    3. Everyone has different ideals of beauty.

      Why can't you just say bitch?

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    4. All nine of them are, could be, or at some point in time have been attractive.

      Tiffany was hot during the Into the New World era. If she lost her box figure she'd look attractice again.
      Hyoyeon is looking better as time goes on, even if she is nothing but plastic.
      Sooyoung would look okay if she ate once in a while.
      Taeyeon, while not hot, has the look of somebody you'd (or at least I'd) want to make your wife.
      Yuri is the thickest in the group (which isn't saying much at all) but still looks good.
      Jessica, if you can get past her chin, is pretty.
      Sunny looks pretty, but I'd like it if she grew out her hair again.
      Yoona looks slightly bland and should probably put on a little weight, but she's pretty.
      Seohyun has nothing really wrong with her, but at the same time has nothing that makes her stand out.

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    5. Oh I so agree.

      Bitch sounds a bit too harsh

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    6. But when you see Yoona as a whole with her long ass neck, then she looks really weird and funky.

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    7. you're too nice, they're all uglies.

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  11. Wow! Are you guys seriously this bored that you guys are getting all butthurt, and making an article about how I like Hyo Yeon's looks?

    LOL! Wow! I feel so special that there is another article about me xD. Thanks for giving me attention.

    Anyways, I do think Hyo Yeon is more beautiful than YoonA. That's just my opinion. I say this because I live in a community that people who have body figures, and ethnic facial features like Hyo Yeon are considered beautiful. YoonA just so happens to not fit those standards. I am also black, so that could have something to do with it as well.

    I'm not saying YoonA is ugly, in fact I think she's pretty, but to me she is just ordinary. I'm just saying that if I was a guy, or if I just had to choose who's prettier, than it would be Hyo Yeon.

    Sorry, that's just me.

    As for the rap. Idk, how to speak Korean. I was just happy that Hyo was featured in something beside SNSD.

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    1. shout out to the people that still use "xD"

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    2. People still use that shitface.

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    3. Shout out to Yo Mama bitch.

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    4. shout out to SLW gettin real mad

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    5. Well, if you read the article, I clearly said I posted it because I found it hilarious, not because I'm butthurt. If I was butthurt, I'd have slammed with a rant but no, that'd get me fired. Keep up with your excuses XD. If Yoona can't do shit, so can't Hyoyeon either. The only edge Hyoyeon has over Yoona is dancing but the latter holds the cards when it comes to being a model.


      "I'm not saying YoonA is ugly, in fact I think she's pretty, but to me she is just ordinary."

      You said she was unattractive, hence implying she's ugly. You should play carefully with your words but I don't expect that from someone who basically said 'shut the fuck up bitch' twice in one post to one person.

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    6. Unattractive, meaning unattactive to me, but ui'm not saying that everyone finds fer unattractive.

      Btw, Hyo Yeon can sing better than Yoona.

      And no, i'm not mad.

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    7. Hyoyeon and Yoona are both equally shit at singing and last time I checked, lot of people either ranked them as equal or Hyoyeon as THE worst of the group.

      Comparing the two is like comparing a broken CD with a broken DVD anyway so there's not really much point.

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    8. The people that ranked them equally are fake ass SONES who think they know about Hyo Yeon, but they don't.

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    9. hyogre is an ugly bitch, no argument can deny that fact.

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    10. SLW you are in serious trouble dude

      I am Yoona's lez bi-mismtress.

      Better lock your doors and windows and chimneys tonight

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  12. http://forums.allkpop.com/threads/hyoyeon-vs-yoona-who-is-prettier.66340/ op is sending a shout to ya'll
    tsk tsk

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  13. Yes, let's turn against each other for not embracing the hive mind. Let's all mindlessly call Jessie-overbite a horse, and fap to desperate plastic surgery and bad wigs giggity.

    I miss ADKF's articles...

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  14. So jelly of SLW, articles written just for her.

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    1. want me to write an article about you, buddy?

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    2. I raelly find your name funny, Soyeon Fried. Seriously.

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  16. fuckin YoonA she really is useless I mean she only makes millions of dollars in endorsements and acting.

    Truly untalented.

    unlike beautiful MOST YUnique Hyo Yeon, true natural demigoddess

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    1. Hyoppa!
      http://d1i45kki000yqu.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/c/n/8c/389640/389640.jpg

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    2. Natural isn't one of the words that really comes to mind when describing Hyoyo.

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  17. WTF,Hyoyeon looks like a freaking dog.How could ANYONE say she's prettier than Yoona,just what the hell?! o_o And the hell is with those : "This is my opinion" and then "Shut up bitches"? So in these same thoughts I can voice my opinion and defend it with "That's what I think,opinions are different,only yours is wrong."?
    Where is this world coming to omg...

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    3. First of all, it IS just my opinion. If I think Hyo Yeon is better looking than YoonA then, that's just it. There is nothing that you can do to change my mind about it, and besides, it's not a proven fact that YoonA is prettier than her. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it's not guaranteed that she'll never be loved by a fellow lover, so by you guys saying that she's ugly is irrelevant. Also, Hyo has just stated on iy2 that she had previous boyfriend, so apparently she's doing something right.

      Second,I called them bitches because they are downing my opinions and saying YoonA looks better than Hyo Yeon like it's a proven fact. Well, maybe it probably is according to polls, but that doesn't mean Hyo isn't beautiful.

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    4. You do know that Yoona IS the best looking on Korean terms,right? That's what Koreans love.Maybe you don't find it pretty,since I know a lot of people find Yoona plain,but she is beautiful to koreans.You can't state how Hyoyeon is better looking than her,since it's only YOUR opinion and it's not a proven fact too.Don't bring Yoona or any other girl down just because you think Hyoyeon is the most beautiful lol...

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  18. *Sigh* No use arguing to a bunch of dudes who can't even get an erection from Hyoyeon. I have to admit though, she's looking quite good these days. I wonder, is it just out of pity that these fangirls claim that Hyoyeon is pretty?

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    1. I think they just identify more with her
      Fuglies stick together

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    2. Hmm, even though I kind of disagree with your statement, I never thought of it that way before, though I wouldn't call them uglies, maybe her fans are underdogs like me, or they could be dancers like Hyo Yeon, though Idk.

      Tbh, I did like Hyo yeon because i'd pity her, though I never thought she was ugly,I always thought she was beautiful, but I just knew that other people would because she's obviously doesn't fit into the "standard beauty" that shitty society is yearning for, but anyways, now I don't pity her anymore, because I've grown to like her personality. She is a very warm-hearted, and she's funny. Was is there to dislike about her?

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    3. What's there to dislike about Yoona?

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    4. What's there to dislike Hyo Yeon? I don't dislike YoonA.

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  19. what the fuck?
    have some shit to say about fangirls? never read such hypocritical bullshit in my life.
    so all this article boils down to, which one of these two bitches, Hyoyeon or Yoona, look better?

    Its Yoona bitch get yo eyes check, Hyoyeon looks like she is tucking a 5 inch snake in between those legs, the bitch is ugly

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    1. SLW you must be Saint Louissee of Wizardry thinking that the deer yoona is uglier than hyonion. in my point deer yoonah can just eat as much onnion just like eating hyonion (or should i say, her bushes bet. her legs, but that would be an understatement).

      If you dont stop shipping hyo I will put le guardian leviosa under your dick/vagina tonight.

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  20. Lemme sum this up for u bitches ! Thing that both of them can do is dancing and thats it (cant sing, cant act,... who needs these 2 bishes in da 1st place anw). Yoona is prettier (just admit it SLW) but her body looks like Skeletor's one. And dont get me to describe Hyoppa. So, both of them are ugly, useless in our most beloved K-PoP girl group, end of story. And 1 more thing, i really admire those who can fap to thess 2, like really !

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  21. I don't think Hyoyen is ugly either, but I'm not saying she's gorgeous. She looks A LOT better now though.

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  22. people who defend Hyo Yeon, saying that she's pretty must be very insecure about their own look or be ugly themselfs. So it makes feel them better to love the ugly one and praise her.

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    1. You could be correct, but why would that be a bad thing? Why can't someone like Hyo represent something so unique that can be beautiful?

      And no,bitch! Once again, people like Hyo Yeon for her personality.

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