Friday, November 9, 2012

IU is finally getting some dick

...and I mean a TOTAL DICK.


Soon after the news broke, netizens around the world had remarkably few things to say. In fact, they all seemed to say only one thing: "She could do better"

Our upcoming idol rapper/superstar Daebak happens to be close with all the ladies, so we asked him to call IU for comment on how things were.


Well, honey, we hoped you enjoyed yourself anyway.

57 comments:

  1. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8r1uGHvr1qc5mqfo1_500.jpg

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    1. LOEN Entertainment Official statement:

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8yoe9myK1r3a7hyo1_500.jpg

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  2. So, they basically had sex ??? IU is not the same in my eyes anymore ...

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  3. Ehh, IU could do better but she's pretty flat-faced, and pretty flat-everything so at least her cup size matches Eunhyuck's micropenis.

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  4. As far as I am concerned, IU could still be an virgin and Eunhyuk could still decline to engage in heterosexual intercourse. IU may wear a strap-on and insert the dildo into Eunhyunk's behind, problem solved. No more bleeding heart from IU's uncle fans and hysteria from Eunhyuk's fangirls, as their respective purity has not been compromised.

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  5. It could've been anyone but a Suju member.

    I am disappointed in you, IU.

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  6. the picture , oh god, i didn't need to see Eunhyuk aftersex face, ewwwwwww

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  7. heh.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8q8k2N7C1r3azwso1_500.jpg

    Also -
    http://www.allkpop.com/2012/11/iu-reveals-that-she-nearly-dated-someone-recently-on-go-show

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    1. OMO, will uncle fans be able to protect IU from this =))

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  8. Of all people, why that ugly monkey?

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  9. inb4 she uploaded it on purpose to get rid of her 'innocent' image

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  10. did you read what Loen said? yeah, right, you were sick, a naked guy visited you and bam, you took photo to prove that you had sex

    wtf with that face of Eunhyuk? cannot unsee

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  11. Kudos to Eunhyuk's first time with a woman.

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  12. The single most important questions is still unanswered. Did he wipe her stomach afterwards?

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    1. It landed on her shirt so she burned it and blamed it on a ramen-cooking accident.

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  13. Urghhh just more evidence that IU is the WORST.
    Even when she's being scandalous she's still boring and annoying.

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  14. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md9955XOkE1rp0pymo1_500.png

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    1. Hysterical fangirl is always a spectacle to behold. IU may be a bitch, but what will that make their oppar who enjoys penetrating this little bitch so much? A horny dog perhaps.....

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    2. I actually quite like Eunhyuk.

      Its unfair that people make judgments about idols based on their fans.

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    3. Well, that dude looks like a horny dog in that pic, with or without his crazy fangirls' comments.....

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    4. You think I judge Eunhyuk based on ELFs? lol no he's a total asshole all by himself

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  15. The official statement is unreal. What is wrong with koreans/korean companies that anyone could possibly think anyone would believe that?

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  16. I'd ship them. They're cute together!!

    Little (Ex)-Innocent Pretty Girl x Playboy-Turned-Loyal Guy

    <33

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  17. I find it hilarious how Loen apologised for the stress this placed on fans. Like its IU's fault her fans are mentally unstable enough to be set off into a mental breakdown over a 19 year old getting laid

    By that logic should a bartender who serves a drink to a person who then becomes an alcoholic apologise to them too?

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  18. I was eating when I saw that picture. Noodles. It was not pretty. WHY?!!?!?!?!?!?!??! Wtf, IU, really. I think I'm going to spend the rest of my long weekend off vomiting, that is sick.

    It just had to be Shithyuk..... of all the guys in kpop, it had to be a member of Super Junior, too. And not even one of the good looking two... but EUNHYUK GOOD GOD. *vomits again*

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    1. There are two good-looking suju members? When did that happen?

      waiting for the day, Sungmin and some over-sized biker dude take the same pic. How will SM cover that shit up...the boy's gonna slip up eventually.

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    2. The two goodlooking members are Kyu(he was in 2010) or Siwon(he was 2010 and back) and Donghae

      But u bishes jelly dat SJ dated Ns Yoonji, Gyuri, Iu, G.na eww lol, Iu, Sooyoung, Yoona, Jiyeon

      And 2pm has all the other girls -_-

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  19. And ELFs went mad all over the place again.Bitches are crazy,I always knew that,but those tweets are too much.And they DARE to say they're not delusional? o_o
    Oh well...IU always had weird taste for guys-Taeyang,now Eunhyuk...

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  20. on any other site there would be comments about how donghae is pissed off.

    thank god this is not any other site

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    1. OMG IU u r a fat whore. u broke up donhae omg i hope donghae oppar kills you in your sleep by drowning u with his cum that he saved while having buttseck with eunhyuk die bitch die

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    2. donhae? lol i think you wanted eunhae or hyukhae?

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    3. only see this on tumblr, even in allkpop they make fun of this ...

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  21. I hope Eunhae shippers had a caring, supportive friend break the news to them gently. We want no slit wrists and training bra nooses from those delusional little bitches.

    It is very difficult for we to decide who has the bad taste in this pairing. Ugly basic people need love too I guess so they have my support.

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  22. RUN IU RUN
    before Eunhyuk enrolls you in that cultish church he goes to

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  23. I just had seeexxxx and it feeellll soo gooooodd...eeeeIUUUwwwww you can do much more better girl...bad for donghae, maybe they did 3 some who knowssss... omg I write a funfic right now ...

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    1. http://youtu.be/D8lZxb-cgss

      I wonder if IU put a bag over his head...

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    2. hell yeah,who look at him face and continue fuckin...

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  25. I just gonna rumbling what in my mind right now here. This is may sound delusional but hey, we are all delusional to some extend.

    To IU: This is killing me. Why this is must happen? All your hard-work for 4 years is at risk to be destroyed. I honestly don't really care if you date some guy but we as fan don't want to see all our supports to you for years to going to drain in overnight because some scandal. I don't know if it is accidentally or not to you release that photo but if you indeed in relationship, there is better way to gradually reveal it. This is just too much and too sudden.

    Seriously i don't how to react to this. I want tell you how stupid and careless your action but i know you are in shitstorm now and i don't want to hurt you more. I want to stand up for you but i cannot because i also need time to heal myself right now. I just hope you will able to overcome this situation and become stronger person while i will sitting here repairing my broken heart.

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  26. Stawp being butthurt and let Iu be with whoever she wants to be.
    Also. Do koreans have sex with their shirts on. And where are all the funny commenters?

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    1. Refer to previous comment for the answer to your question

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  27. Well then when I get sick OPPARS better visit me too preferably nekkid >:D but not Eun Hyuk please :|

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  28. What irks me the most is Eunhyuk, Siwon would have been quite ok. Also, way to ruin your innocent image and my views on you IU, I really love your music, please don't give me a reason to not like you, PLEASE.

    I know all of you will be like omg this guy has no life, call me whatever you want, but I felt a bit torn. I wouldn't give a shit if she kept it to herself. The fact that she herself posted it makes me disgusted, and you can't blame people for calling her a slut. I guess I'm back to Hyuna nao.

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