Why the Fapgod has a seat in heaven reserved for IU

Imagine being IU for a moment.  I know that might be tricky, but don't worry - I'll help.

IU is finally getting some dick

...and I mean a TOTAL DICK.

Soon after the news broke, netizens around the world had remarkably few things to say. In fact, they all seemed to say only one thing: "She could do better"

Our upcoming idol rapper/superstar Daebak happens to be close with all the ladies, so we asked him to call IU for comment on how things were.

Well, honey, we hoped you enjoyed yourself anyway.

MAXSHIT

I hesitated to write about SM's latest marketing scheme, Younique Unit dance team. The unit's made up of the best dancers in some of SM's biggest groups. It's got SNSD's  Hyoyeon, SuJu's Eunhyuk, SM orphan Henry, Little Taemin, and a couple Exos. But that's not all Younique boasts. To quote reputable news source Allkpop: "This is the first time an entertainment agency has collaborated with a car company to release an album." 

In short, SM and Hyundai have mated and spawned this music ad-eo.