Anyways, back to our regular, scheduled programs!
This week's submission comes from Margaux, who found a very scary tumblr:
Now, I do not know anything about U-KISS (other than when people refer to them as "the failing boy group who keeps trying to come back" [then again, don't a lot of boy bands fail?]), but it sounds like KissMes are pretty damn messed up (like most fangirls).
What in the fuck?
First of all, that almost looks like a hipster photograph. A slightly yellow washed, black and white photo of a boy with a concerned look, with pretty text gently laid on top, trying look beautiful and deep (but failing hard at it to a point where it sounds ridiculous). I do not think Hoon wants to do that with you. At all.
Wow! They really CAN get worse! I feel dirty even reading these captions. What is wrong with you girls?
I like how they are mainly 3 liners. Like these fangirls are trying to pull some poetic shit.
"Look everyone! Read my horny haiku! kekeke~"
lol. I like this one because she clearly does not understand how syntax works. I think you have to switch two of those words, my dear.
That's a little unfair to whoever you are with. This is uncomfortable.
This is just an agglomeration of terrible.
So I am going to destroy your day by posting more of this gold.
Merci beaucoup, Margaux, for ruining our lives.
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