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Friday, July 8, 2011

CSJH's perfect, flawless, queen-like comeback

Let's just get this out of the way: Just because they've been on hiatus for... forever, just because they're supposed to be amazing, just because they're considered "the female TVXQ", doesn't automatically make this song/comeback the shit. (spoiler: And it really really isn't).


The Teddie-as-of-recent sounding beat (complete with autotune and all!), the Kesha-esque "rapping" (fuck, first SNSD, now this), and CSJH's 'unique' flavor' (whatever the fuck that is) contribute to an overall mediocre sonic experience. It's not that the song isn't catchy, no. Rather, the concept feels recycled (as opposed to the mind-blowing comeback everyone was expecting), and they didn't even do it particularly well. Also, was it just me that had trouble locating the actual fucking chorus?

They seem to have dutifully followed their label as 'the female TVXQ', even going as far as to depleting themselves to a mere two members (lolol), and sometimes even incorporating a bit of the infamous Yunho-ghei choreography from 'Why'. Unfortunately, they're unable to keep up with their male counterparts (and this isn't the first time, obviously).

At best, Dana slighty resembles an uglier Son Dambi, but for the most sticks to being unbearably ugly like her friend Sunday (I'm sorry for making fun of you before Lina, Sunday is clearly the real drag queen of this group). The outfits are nothing special, at times, even resembling 4minute's during 'Hot Issue / Muzik' (aka biggest eye-rape ever).

Fans (cough// SM bandwagoners) are calling this comeback the greatest thing since online porn, but I'm not buying it. All I see is an old burnt-out group that's trying to become relevant by making the same shitty music that has infested Kpop. Were they not backed by motha-fucking SM Ent., this probably would have been their final song.