Finals week start tomorrow and I don't have time to give each their own individual reviews since I'm preparing for finals. So I'm just going to wind up some thoughts on the releases in one post.
Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Saturday, July 16, 2016
Chad Past: a Chad Future retrospective
First it was Eat Your Kimchi defecting to Japan
and now Chad Future, the young guy from the USA who decided to be an
"American k-pop star", has decided to move onto the next phase of his
career and focus on music within America with his new group F.A.M.E. This is truly an event to be celebrated, so come with Kpopalypse now as he explores the career of Chad Future Past in commemoration!
Thursday, December 31, 2015
KPOPALYPSE's 30 worst k-pop songs of 2015
Welcome to the post all you cynical fucks have been waiting for - Kpopalypse's 30 worst k-pop songs of 2015!
Read on to find out which k-pop feature tracks Kpopalypse hated the most in 2015!
Read on to find out which k-pop feature tracks Kpopalypse hated the most in 2015!
KPOPALYPSE's 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2015
The Kpopalypse 2015 favourites list is here! Read on to discover what Kpopalypse liked the most in 2015!
Friday, December 25, 2015
Kpopalypse's review of 2015's cunt-gargling Christmas k-pop trash
Christmas is here, and your Christmas present from Kpopalypse has
arrived! It's time to round up all of the shitty k-pop Christmas songs
that were released this year!
Friday, May 29, 2015
Book Review: Hello, I Love You
It's Kpopalypse book review time again! Read on as Kpopalypse reads books about k-pop, so you don't have to!
Saturday, October 4, 2014
KPOPALYPSE's 30 worst k-pop songs of 2012
Some of you folks have noticed that I've got a "best of 2012" list
on my blog, but not a "worst of 2012" list, and have asked when will I
do a list of all the shitty stuff from that year. So due to popular
demand as well as a desire to be a completist and scratch my OCD-itch
here's a massively-belated list of what I believe to be 2012's biggest
k-pop stinkers.
The reason for the omission of a "worst of 2012" list until now is because when I first started blogging it was around the end of 2012, and I hadn't figured out back then that people would actually prefer me to take a gigantic dump on their faves than praise them. I only ever wanted to write nice things and be happy and say how great everything was... but these awful songs probably helped pushed me over the edge until I became the blogger that I am today.
Warning - this list has 30 YouTube videos and might get laggy on slow computers. Give it a few seconds to load before you start scrolling down and crashing your browser, you impatient cunt.
The reason for the omission of a "worst of 2012" list until now is because when I first started blogging it was around the end of 2012, and I hadn't figured out back then that people would actually prefer me to take a gigantic dump on their faves than praise them. I only ever wanted to write nice things and be happy and say how great everything was... but these awful songs probably helped pushed me over the edge until I became the blogger that I am today.
Warning - this list has 30 YouTube videos and might get laggy on slow computers. Give it a few seconds to load before you start scrolling down and crashing your browser, you impatient cunt.
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Five word k-pop song reviews!
It's well-documented (by me) that I'm not much of a fan of writing
song reviews. However, song reviews are also something that readers
really like, and I always get bombarded with lots of requests to do
them, so I try to do my best to cater to popular demand.
The last time I decided to review songs I wrote a Haiku review post, and looking back on it now, a thought occurred to me: Haiku is way too long. Who's got time to read all those syllables just to find out what someone thinks? Certainly not the average k-pop listener - isn't our short attention span and need for instant gratification part of the reason why we like k-pop in the first place?
Therefore, to satisfy the thirst for endless song reviews in the most appropriate manner possible, I asked for submissions via my ask.fm for songs that readers wanted me to review and got a bunch of responses, and now I'm going to review each one... in only five words! You'll be hard-pressed to find any k-pop song reviews on the Internet more thoughtless and tossed-off than these! Enjoy (or bitch, your choice)!
The last time I decided to review songs I wrote a Haiku review post, and looking back on it now, a thought occurred to me: Haiku is way too long. Who's got time to read all those syllables just to find out what someone thinks? Certainly not the average k-pop listener - isn't our short attention span and need for instant gratification part of the reason why we like k-pop in the first place?
Therefore, to satisfy the thirst for endless song reviews in the most appropriate manner possible, I asked for submissions via my ask.fm for songs that readers wanted me to review and got a bunch of responses, and now I'm going to review each one... in only five words! You'll be hard-pressed to find any k-pop song reviews on the Internet more thoughtless and tossed-off than these! Enjoy (or bitch, your choice)!
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