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Friday, July 1, 2011

Lizzy is something of a genius.


Her deep, poignant tweet? "I'm sticking my tongue out".

You may not have fully penetrated it yet, it takes a day or two to digest, but in 10-20 years, your children will ask you, "Mommy! Daddy! Do you remember when Lizzy posted her famous & highly influential tweet?", and you'll say, "I certainly do, it was a glorious moment in Korea's history.... she was always a smart one, that Lizzy".
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14 comments:

  1. Suckmydee.July 1, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Hello Daddy, Hello Mom I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch CHERRY BOMBBBB!!!

    /Couldn't help it lol.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    The Runaways lol!

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  3. Suckmydee.July 1, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    'Hello world, I'm your wild girl I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch CHERRY BOMBBBBBBBB!'

    Kay I'll stop now.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    honestly.... when i saw her tweet, i cried a little. it was so... amazing, i could feel the world changing around me. i said to myself "one day, she will become the god of this world, and for good reason, just look at this tweet."

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  5. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    she probably photoshopped that cherry in there...

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  6. Nayeon's VibratorJuly 1, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Fuck the Japanese occupation, fuck the Korean war, fuck Dokdo, this is the most important thing to learn in Korean history class starting next year.

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  7. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    I don't get it...?

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  8. davidfreshJuly 1, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    4:35 - Yes!
    Charles - YES!!!
    6:43 - Don't worry, dear, not everyone is born with 'the sight'.
    However, through a perfect combination of obsession and delusion, it is possible to obtain 'the sight'. You'll get there someday, the key is to never give up!

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  9. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    She should tweet a pic of her deepthroating a cock, I mean a banana like Nana and Jugs did.

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  10. RotaryknightJuly 2, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    soo....teabagging....
    dammit Lizzy.

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  11. AnonymousJuly 2, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    wow. you guys are funny with your sarcasm xD

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  12. AnonymousJuly 2, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    im disappointed that no one mentioned popping cherries yet :/

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  13. Nayeon's VibratorJuly 3, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Pledis' CEO probably popped her cherry already.

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  14. AnonymousJuly 23, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    ^ aww.... Fuck Han Sung Soo

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