Dal Shabet's Bling Bling MV

Don't worry E-Tribe antis. I'm on your side.

Okay, the new rule I started after T-ara's Yayaya is that whenever I listen to an E-Tribe song, I pretend I don't know Korean. It's actually a bit taxing trying to block out all of the Korean lyrics. Why do I do this? E Tribe's songs have the worst lyrics in Kpop...and we know that most idol songs are lyrical masterpieces. E-Tribe just sucks so much dick when it comes to writing half decent lyrics for an idol song. Seriously, it can't be that hard.

As for the song itself, it's just E-Tribe trying to be retro like everyone else. So they say "disco" in this song but I don't get a disco vibe from this song at all. It's another electronic song.

Jessica looks cute (I didn't bother looking up their names) but the rest of the girls are like the looters in London and my boner is like the stores and shops in London. The other girls made me flaccid.

The rap is fucking terrible. Not Hwayoung terrible, but terrible enough that I want to skip over it every time I hear it.

I don't have much to say about the dance. You can't really say they copied T-ara since T-ara took their dance moves from retro songs. But using the same moves as another song that's being currently being promoted is pretty sad.

Oh, our old man Ahjussi alerted me about SNSD's Be Happy. I had erased that song from my memory (for good reasons, the Oh album blows) and the songs do seem a bit similar. Did E-Tribe also compose this piece of shit? Anyway, Bling Bling is the listenable version to that piece of shit Be Happy by SNSD.

As usual with E-Tribe: listen to the instrumental and pretend that the song with lyrics doesn't exist, because it blows...like a category 5 hurricane.