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Thursday, October 13, 2011

NOT MY SICA, YOU BITCH.


I like Taecyeon. See, contrary to popular belief, he is not some arrogant douchebag that is much too popular for his own good (quite like Yoona, who is actually an awesome awesome girl). He is an amiable dude with a very genuine smile; an easy-to-like sort of guy. In fact, he is was one of my favorite members of 2PM (although that is not saying much).

However, there are some lines that you just don't cross. Other lines that require cruel and unusual punishment. One in particular, that is punishable by death. Taecyeon just crossed it.

So being the civilized, rational fan that I am, I wrote Taecyeon a reconciliation letter. See, because nothing makes me happier than seeing Sica find her personal source of happiness in life; I could care less about myself. So, the letter:

I WILL SNATCH YOU SO FAST UP YOUR FUCKING HAIR. I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH A BITCH SO GET THE FUCK OUT MY KITCHEN OKAY. YOU BEST GET OUT MY FACE GET OUTTA HERE BITCH, I WILL STOMP THE YARD ON YOUR BODY.
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48 comments:

  1. IcorisOctober 13, 2011 at 2:17 AM

    Taec told me to pass on a picture to you.
    It's a picture of his cock, IN SICA'S MOUTH.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    Better Sica settle down with one guy than her sleeping around with all the other male idol groups.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:54 AM

    jessica's a fucking retard
    baffled as fuck as to why she'd date taecyeon

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  4. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    Man this is Interspecies sex at its best. A monkey with a donkey. They're offsprings will either be called ...yeah they both end with keys; so I can't do much with offspring species name :/

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  5. timchanOctober 13, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    @3:45 so their offspring is in Shinee.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 4:54 AM

    Officially mourning the death of TaecJung..

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  7. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    @timchan HURRRRR that never crossed my mind. LET"S CALL THE NEW SPECIES, that is an abomination, SHINee

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  8. GiltOctober 13, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    I have no words... except fuck you, taec... you'd better be enjoying it, for all our sakes

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  9. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:49 AM

    Taecyeon has a pancake ass... it's legit flat. Although I'm not a snsd or jessica fan I wonder WHY she'd want to be associated with anyone in 2pm when a lot of koreans apart from their fangirls pretty much hate their womanizing asses. I just don't understand, but then again props to her because she did drive.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    both of them are ugly as fug, but ur sica is worse

    CONGRATS TO THEM <3<3<3

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  11. Nayeon's VibratorOctober 13, 2011 at 8:03 AM

    Tough week for you David. First IU's face is getting covered with radioactive sperm and now Sica is being fucked by Taecyeon. Let's see what happens to Park Bo Young this week.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    aww~ bitchsica and douchetaec <3
    a match make in heaven~~~

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  13. nothingOctober 13, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Krystal is the hot bish of the family. Don't give two peens about sica. Bish looks fug to me most the time. Nothing was lost.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    ...im not surprised, he seems like the type she would go after...also I agree with sulli_fag, Jessica isn't hot, her face always looks crooked. She only looks nice from certain angles. But good luck to them, I wonder whose ego will ruin the relationship first, the hype of "gorjess" or the hype of "beast Taec"

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  15. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    LOL?

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  16. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    i don't like taec <.< but for some odd reason, this ship, i totally dig. (Y). And with David acting like the fangirl he claims to hate, I think i'm liking Taecsica even more. hohohohoho

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  17. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    two people with weird looking mouths. its like a match made in heaven.

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  18. CombatBabyOctober 13, 2011 at 10:57 AM

    Taec = Screwing his way through SNSD, one member at a time.

    I've always liked 9PM too, it seems like they are pretty friendly and they all seem to be fairly nice as far as idols go. From your WooTaes to your YoonTaecs, Jaesicas, now TaecSica, WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?!!

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  19. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    Ugh,I used to defend Sica but I had enough.
    Now I'm convinced that the girl is imbecile as fuck (if she is really dating this overrated womanizer with monkey face).

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  20. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    Great.
    A horse-faced girl + monkey-faced boy (and all this despite their plastic surgery).

    I should say "I hope they never procreate" but fuck it. I want to see their hybrid kids. :D

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  21. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    ^Wrong!

    Jessica is a donkey (a mentally disable DONKEY!).

    Hyomin is the horse (a long faced HORSE!).

    Common mistake, I forgive you :D

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  22. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    "(quite like Yoona, who is actually an awesome awesome girl)" funniest part of the whole article. Its supposed to be anti-kpopfangirls but you're no better.

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  23. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    ^Fuck you bitch. Yoona is a relevant goddess of Korea. Rose of my heart etc etc

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  24. davidfreshOctober 13, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    2:36 - Sure. Because fangirls love Yoona.

    The purpose of this site is not to hate, it's to be blunt; real. I've followed Kpop for about 4 years now, and I still haven't hopped on the "hate Yoona!" bandwagon. Because yes, she is a terrible singer and a mediocre actress at best, but she is attractive and entertaining, unlike others (Hyoyeon, Shindong, ect).

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  25. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    I come her for the hate tbh... Keep the horribly nasty comments coming! ^^ I love it! lol

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  26. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    @1:53
    A mentally disabled donkey
    Common mistake, i forgive you. ;D

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  27. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    OMG!! When I look these pictures all I can see are Taec's ears... seriously they're screaming to me right now: LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!

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  28. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    the entire thing looks a bit too convenient, imo. a brunch date in the middle of apgujung, idols all dolled up, and hi-res cameras to capture the paparazzi moments.

    i smell something fishy.

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  29. IffyOctober 13, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    ^Yes because two idols can't be friends with each other and hang out on their offtime. Well they're idols ofc they have to look good outside lol. There's also this thing called a stan who takes high res pics of their bias. Oh that fishy smell is between your legs btw.

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  30. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    lol comments on this post are pretty damn funny, much more entertaining than the post itself. great work yall.

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  31. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    I think the unreasonable act that made Jay Park expel himself from 2PM was because there was a rumor that Jay and Taec both had a thing for Jessica. One night all three got too drunk and the next thing they knew was that Taec and Jay were pounding it in each other with their two inchers while Jessica was skipping like a Native American rabbit around them.

    The next morning JYP heard of the faggotry that was happening and banished the one that had too close of a name to his, in Jay Park.

    It is only until now that Taec and Jessica have moved past that forsaken night of two inch poking.

    But this is just a rumor.........that I made up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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  32. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    Jessica may look like a "donkey" but honestly if that's what donkeys look like i might go bestiality

    Taecyeon, on the other hand, has a creepy face. it has like two layers, his jaw line is gross
    also 2PM freaks me out after i read all the things korean stans after jay left (i realize most of that is probably propaganda, but it still ruined their image for me, not that i was a big fan in the first place)

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  33. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    @6:17
    *DEAD*

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  34. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    FUCK YOU TAECYEON DON'T TOUCH MY GODDESS

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  35. FeelsLike32October 13, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    @6:17
    THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT. I THINK HIS FACTS CHECK OUT.

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  36. FeelsLike32October 13, 2011 at 10:41 PM

    Also, <3 YOONA 4EVAR

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  37. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    @2:46 and davidfresh
    Delusional and overprotective at best. Wow like a give a fuck, I didn't say I hate Yoona but its always made out like shes some perfect thing. stfu... uh no, tell me to fuck off you're no better than fangirls.

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  38. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    @12:33 lol of course the wirters here are fangirls/fanboys, if not this blog wouldnt exist :D But the point is still beeing rational even if you are fangirling ^-^ david didnt say Yoona is perfect, if you read his comment, he clearly stated, that in HIS (not mine :D)opinion her singing is terrible and her acting medicore...but indeed entertaining :D should watch the newest running man episodes and you know why variety pds love these girls xD *kyaaaaaaah SNSD ♥*

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  39. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    ^ dude its your opinion that she is "entertaining" but she isn't anything special, there are other girls who are better at what she does, don't force ppl to like her. Wow so we all agree she has no talent besides variety. Yup delusional indeed, Sones are really funny and so full of it.

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  40. JKOctober 14, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    For the longest time I thought Jessica had something going on with Jay Park.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MN3QVtYMx8

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  41. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    I shudder to think what their children will look like. Huge jaw, monkey ears, and horse teeth...

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  42. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Horsica is dispensable either way. Her braindead stans need to be shot at on sight.

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  43. AnonymousOctober 15, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    ^All Sones should be shot on sight.

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  44. AnonymousOctober 16, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    ^ Sones are fucking arrogant. I agree. Everyone secretly hates them. Fucking hypocrites, freaks.

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  45. AnonymousOctober 16, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    ^Truth!

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  46. AnonymousNovember 11, 2011 at 3:56 AM

    BULLSHIT TAECYEON!!!!!!!...I WANNA KILL YOU..
    THAT BITCH JESSICA IS MINE!!!

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  47. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    ^^ Couldn't agree more.

    Let the horse play, you guys. Horses are there so we can ride. I know you all love to ride ;)

    Yoona's fine. Nothing out of the ordinary except a cute face.

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  48. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    BOTH OF THEM SUCK! FUCK IT UP AND MAKE OGRE BABIES

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