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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Dear sweet sexy darling Jingy baby...

Happy Birthday!





You're now a legal adult. How does that make you feel?



Awwwww, that's okay. Remember, this has been a long journey and you have been growing and maturing.

When you first debuted, you were just so adorable and sweet...






And then after a while, you started to grow up, maybe showing some attractiveness but perhaps only accidentally...






But it didn't take very long before you knew that you were becoming quite a lovely young lady. Those sweet glaces became a little more knowing and you showed some allure...








And you continued to mature and really developed a classy, womanly aura...





Then you said "I'm going to work hard" and developed a lovely figure to be even more beautiful and elegant...










And you wowed us on stage...





And while you never stopped being sweet and adorable...











The truth is... even if we wanted to continue only seeing you that way, you just wouldn't let us...










And while perhaps not all of us were comfortable admitting it, now it is legally and for the most part socially acceptable, so keep on seemingly effortlessly being the gorgeous and sexy woman you are.



Because... we... we love you.














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68 comments:

  1. foofooberriesJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:16 PM

    Yay! Awesome work, I admire your dedication

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  2. unfaithfulkpopfanJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    she doesn't look fuckable...i'll pass

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  3. foofooberriesJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:27 PM

    Question, though; legaL IN south Korea or legla in the u.s?

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    1. foofooberriesJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:29 PM

      God, I can't spell. But I assume you know what I was trying to say.

      Delete
    2. 아저씨January 17, 2012 at 8:32 PM

      Yes to both.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 7:44 AM

      You're drunk. She's not. And even if she isn't, it probably wouldn't have stopped a dirty old fuck like you from fapping blood to her.

      Delete
  4. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:35 PM

    She better do some pornos now that she's old enough.

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  5. CombatBabyJanuary 17, 2012 at 8:42 PM

    Still another nine months for Krystal though.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:19 AM

      wow really? Krystal is fucking ugly... that teeth...*shiver*

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 7:42 AM

      She looks like YoonA. While not exactly a proper substitute for the ultimate paragon of Korean beauty, I would still have sex with her. Hot is still hot by any other definition, and with Krystal the lust in my loins is thoroughly undeniable. I'm not big on her horse-faced sister (no pun intended) and it is such a pity that a lovely creature should have such a bestial pedigree. While guilt should never restrain anyone from shagging the brains out of the people they love, it must needs provide for some food for thought after - i.e remembering to clean your dick and get tested for Mad Cow Disease and the like. But Krystal should be safe. Just look at her. I know she is.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 8:23 AM

      Mad cow disease is an STD???

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    4. CombatBabyJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:04 PM

      This anon is confused. First Jessica looks like a horse, now she has mad cow disease? Someone needs to take Animorph Biology 101 again.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:28 PM

      Animals are as animals do, mate. Doesn't matter

      Delete
  6. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    She's too annoying on IY2

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 10:25 PM

    holy shit after looking at so much photos...i noticed she looks like victoria in some, a love child of sulli and victoria in other photos and sometimes luna. holy crap they're all from f(x) too.

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    1. 아저씨January 17, 2012 at 10:30 PM

      The hint of Victoria has been known for some time now (especially with her developing luscious thighs) but you are imagining things with the mention of Sulli and Luna.

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    2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 6:53 AM

      Lol i think i might be imagining things. ._. This is what happens after looking at 60 PHOTOS AT ONCE. X_X

      Delete
    3. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 7:45 AM

      Doesn't matter, masturbated anyway. Today it smells like sour cream and onions.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 8:28 AM

      Her cunt tastes like Victoria with mellow notes of Yoona and Yuri; be sure to savour the sweet aftertaste of Hyomin as you swallow. Swirl a bit on your tongue to find the vanilla notes of Hyorin laced with the clearly defined bitter woody taste of Amber

      Delete
    5. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:37 PM

      You lost me at Amber.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 6:53 PM

      amber is the last word u stupid nigga where'd u learned to READ

      Delete
  8. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 10:33 PM

    baby jing hv butt~~~

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 10:46 PM

    You are creepy

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    you just went full 637

    i approve.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    I would have sex with her... just saying.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 8:22 AM

      Just say isn't enough, bro. You want to take it to Just Fucking.

      Just saying.

      Delete
  12. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    I approve this post more than that Eunjunf one. Don't take it down pls

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  13. zakuJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:14 AM

    Inb4 Chuck?

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  14. guyJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:51 AM

    she reminds me of aragaki yui...

    would bang

    p.s. creeper post

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  15. craZyJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:16 AM

    I thought she'd be a likeable person but after seeing her on IY2, I realized that she is F***ING ANNOYING.

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 8:24 AM

      So? Hike up those mini skirts and stick your dick in. Show her who's boss. Redefine what it means to be an asshole for her.

      Delete
    2. craZyJanuary 19, 2012 at 12:50 AM

      I'm a chick though...

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    3. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2012 at 5:10 AM

      Doesn't matter. I have a wooden 18in strap-on that you're more than welcome to borrow.

      Delete
    4. craZyJanuary 19, 2012 at 6:25 AM

      I'll keep that offer in mind but for now, I'll pass.

      Delete
  16. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 2:47 AM

    I thought the anons sucked, not the authors...here we go again.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:13 AM

    $10 says AKF deletes this post too. I'm serious.

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    1. BrentJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:21 AM

      seriously anonymous

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 6:09 AM

      I'll raise you $20 he doesn't. Aurelie never learned how to give a proper blowjob.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 7:38 AM

      Ur on nigga if i win u suck ma dick

      Delete
    4. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 8:24 AM

      Bring it on

      Delete
    5. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:45 PM

      WHERES MY MONAYYE NIGGA

      Delete
  18. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:13 AM

    I can't stop looking at her legs.

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  19. RandomuserJanuary 18, 2012 at 7:36 AM

    God bless this post.

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM

    2/10 would not bang

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  21. nothingJanuary 18, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    I thought she was 23 years old already. I was like WTF when I heard she was only 18.

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  22. @RealCheezyB on TwitterJanuary 18, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    TL:DR, Bob is an old perv who's happy that Jiyoung is legal to fuck. Where's the Chuckster when somethin' needs a deletin'????

    AND WHERE THE FUCK IS 637 TO TAKE THIS OLD NIGGA TO SCHOOL? WAEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    AWWW YEAHHHH, bless this post.

    I love how Kamilia call her "Baby Jing"...something about it just turns me on. Jing is hot, you didn't even use all the best pics of her but it's whatever.

    Do a sexy Seungyeon one for whenever her birthday come around. Girl has got a bangin' bod.

    Kara....they really know how to turn an old man on.

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    1. 아저씨January 18, 2012 at 11:06 AM

      Hammie is my wife, you can't have her. I made this because I was asked.

      Delete
    2. @RealCheezyB on TwitterJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:46 PM

      Seungyeon ain't hot, old man.

      Delete
  24. ReehjiJanuary 18, 2012 at 9:30 AM

    no ty.

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  25. ReehjiJanuary 18, 2012 at 9:30 AM

    fat whore

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  26. kschmalzJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    I support this post.

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  27. @RealCheezyB on TwitterJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:46 PM

    Jiyoung is a fat whore

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 6:09 PM

      suzy is a fat whore, is she even legal yet?

      Delete
  28. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    where are these hot seungyeon pics

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    1. 아저씨January 18, 2012 at 3:12 PM

      They're mine, you can't have them.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:50 PM

      Your cock needs cleaning, assface. Put some lube on it and bend over. Now.

      Delete
  29. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:31 PM

    I was expecting a few Jiyoung rap verses.

    I left unabashed.

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  30. CLICK HERE FOR PICTUREJanuary 18, 2012 at 5:47 PM

    As a matter of fact, tell Chuck to draw a penis in her hand on the linked picture to renovate this article a little more.

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  31. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    Well JiYoung got Hot.

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  32. nothingJanuary 18, 2012 at 10:11 PM

    I just fapped 18 times to her.

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  33. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2012 at 8:10 AM

    i always think she's beautiful and talented but can't stand her cute acts

    way too much

    and too annoying ( esp where there are members(..gyul n hara) who is really truthful and funny when it comes to reality show......)

    anyways, HAPPY BDAY JINGIE, hope dsp realize that u should sing more in reffs and stop rapping

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2012 at 10:18 AM

    The tits grow exponentially bigger as you scroll down. Am I allowed to say that?

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    1. 아저씨January 19, 2012 at 12:06 PM

      "exponentially" is not the right word, but...
      http://i.imgur.com/aUTjH.jpg

      Delete
  35. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2012 at 3:28 AM

    Fat

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