I honestly have nothing to write. Korean music news has been slow. So bear with me what little highlights I scrounged together to make this crap-tastic article.
1) IU recently guested on MBC's Come to Play, stating that she "[doesn't] like good-looking guys" because she feels that "if [they] are too good looking, they can't be [hers]".
Davidfresh! There is hope for you yet!
It appears that little IU has opted for trying to pull "a Hyori".
2) Big Bang has been announced to make a comeback this February. Therefore, YG's new girl group has been postponed once again. You would think this new "no plastic surgery" clause of theirs would allow them to push out trainees faster (as they wouldn't have to wait for the scars to heal / get on the waiting list for multiple jobs). Apparently, this new girl group will be "new" and "fresh" and will have a style that is completely different from anything they have ever done. To be honest, I have no idea how they can make anything more different and "out there" than 2NE1, so good luck. I have a feeling this postponing is actually due to being unsure of what angle to take with this new group.
3)
"The group name NU’EST is a combination of NU (New), E (Establish), S (Style), and (T) Tempo and is said to hint at establishing a new style of music.
Pledis revealed with confidence "NU’EST will be debuting in early March, and although they will be the 3rd rookie group after fellow boy groups like EXO and B.A.P to debut, we are not worried and will not be hasty with their debut because they have the talent and looks to succeed.”"
Wow, good luck following up behind EXO, the SM boy group that has all the fangirls' bodies ready.
And way to go for making yet another stupid boy band name.
4) Kim Hyung Joon has been praised for his acting skills in She's Completely Insane.
LOL
"Does this face look natural yet? 8D"
5) Yoobin, why are you so sexy?
Something almost as sexy:
Just find an instrumental version of this song and play it over this video (on mute). Do NOT listen to their Japanese. For your sake.
6) Sunmi is still a trainee at JYPE? So, let's say, hypothetically, she wants to debut again? WILL THEY KICK OUT
7)
I kind of hate it when he tries to sound gangsta. I like you, Brian Joo, but please, just stop that.
All right! That is enough flipping through multiple days worth of Korean music brain garbage. Enjoy.
Sunmi! FTW!!!!
ReplyDeletenoonar I tot they sent u to rehab
ReplyDeleteo woops u not aerelie hahaha sorrie~
DeleteI'm waiting for Evol to debut ever since they appeared on this blog. Am also excited for Dumbfoundead's track.
ReplyDeleteit's HYUNG JOON, not Hyun joong, but i can't blame you for making a mistake(or is it?). i mean, who the hell knows the names of the other members of SS501?
ReplyDeleteanyway, who the fuck names these new boy groups? seriously, just slamming the keyboard with an open palm can produce better results.
EDIT: Ah you are correct. Sorry about that. Misread during translation haha. Thanks!
DeleteSunmi back in the WGs would be fine. But i doubt JYP would do that. He will pull a Hyuna and put Sunmi in a new group.
ReplyDeleteI like HyeLim.
ReplyDeleteI like Skyrim more.
DeleteI like pudding.
DeleteI like buttsex.
DeleteI like Eunjung.
DeleteSuzy is a fat whore.
Deletemmmmmmmmm legal aged sunmi.
ReplyDeleteAfterschool can speak japanese. Well, atleast 3-4 members can make conversation.
ReplyDeleteBrian is TOO GANGSTA!!! Nobody can be as hard as Brian!!! 50cent aint got shit on Brian!!!
You should do these kinds of articles more often. :)
ReplyDeletepledis boys won't even have a fair shot again fucking SEXO simply because they hail from SM. they havent even fucking debuted and fangirls are already forming fanclubs and offering their vaginas to oppa.
ReplyDeleteYOOBIN IS FREAKING HOT. she's hotter than "CURVY" yuri, why doesnt yoobin get any recognition for her slamming bod. and bring sunmi back.
lastly, i fucking hate jay park's wannabe ghetto ass. he sounds like he can't breathe when he's "rapping"
That's Kim Hyung Jun. FAIL.
ReplyDeleteDid you automatically LOL at his acting skills being praised because you thought he was Kim Hyun Joong?
You should be shot for writing an article without checking your facts.
Aww I'm sorry I mistook your oppa for the wrong SS501 member. ;___; Don't be too butthurt.
Deleteguess what anon? they both suck at acting, as a matter of fact any idol member acting is bad except for eunjung she at least have some talent in it.
Delete^ what he said. I can't emphasize this enough. Eunjung is fucking awesome, and I mean that both literally and figuratively.
DeleteNot butthurt at all, I don't even like SS501!! I also don't like authors who don't really know shit yet still write articles.
DeleteEunjung is fat and you're all blind.
Ur a fat nigga
DeleteNigga if I wanted kpop news id be on fucking allkpop. MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPENS BITCHES WHERES CHUCK I WANT TO FUCKING TALK TO HIM
ReplyDeleteDo you like sticking your penis into little kids? How about walking around your front yard naked? Like the taste of road head? Or the cool breeze around your balls as you take it out to show your neighbour's dog?
ReplyDeleteIf you enjoy all these and more, then you will most certainly enjoy fapping to some of the dumbest fuckshit writing I've ever read in my entire fucking life. I mark exam scripts for special needs children, but this shit doesn't even come close to approximating the amount of mindfuck that I thought no one else could produce. Who the fuck are you? What the fuck have you been smoking? Do you have brains for balls, or has it been the other way round? What kind of hideously stupid inbred moron comes up with stuff like this? Is it supposed to be cool? Funny? Hipster?
But just so you know, Eunjung is un-fucking-believably hot. Just saying.
Hey, I fucked her first. Just saying.
DeleteNo, it was me. Just saying.
DeleteLOL someone sounds butthurt. Did the author offend one of your favourite idols? Stop PMS-ing and man-up. I feel bad for the students who have you as a marker. They deserve a human. Not some scum-of-the-Earth-turd.
Delete^ don't feed the trolls, yo. Stay behind the fence.
DeleteGtfo creep who the hell are you??
Deleteall 3 of us sound sick on jay's track. I got you dick whenever you need
ReplyDeleteJapanese in Rambling Girls is good. The problem is their english..
ReplyDeleteBrian's statement came off as gay more than gansta-
ReplyDeleteIt's Kim Hyung Jun .. I'm just saying . Don't mistake him for the other plastic one
ReplyDeleteWhat is that pencil symbol after Shin-B's name when she comments? I want a pencil symbol. I -did- win the award for top comments on this site (yes, it's me, anonymous). Where is my handjob, Shin-B!?
ReplyDeleteYeeeeaaaaauuuuuhhh where's my handjob! WANT NAO
DeleteGod fucking dammit, AS, there are other girls in the group besides UEE, Kahi, Nana and Raina!
ReplyDeleteIf WG got rid of Sohee and actually had a fucking good song for once instead of all the "Nobody" shit, they'd probably do better.
Sones wouldn't care if WG/AS had nine members (well, some idiots might, but Sones are getting better and more tolerant). It's when they seem to copy concepts (like Nine Muses did) that shit gets real.
Hopefully they kick Hyelim out. She just ruins the whole group with her face.
ReplyDeleteShin, you are my favorite author here :D
ReplyDeleteAnd you, my darling, are my favourite anonymous commenter ;) Call me~
DeleteBut can I have yo numba?
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