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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Jay Park is such a badass



Man, what a badass. Singing a cute song like this one day and rapping about fucking bitches the next day. So this got me thinking about Jay Park's real identity.




This is Jay Park in his everyday idol life in Korea. He caters to the cute image in Korea while trying to be a badass in the US. Quite frankly, he's the Bruce Wayne of Kpop. They both have their everyday image, but they also have their superhero side. See, Jay Park would have to be a "superhero" to drop the "sick-as-fuck" rhymes that he writes in his English raps.



What really makes me think of the Jay Park-Bruce Wayne analogy is that Jay Park also has a sidekick. Dok2 is always around Jay Park, sucking his dick and shit. Rumor has it that Dok2 gives such great BJs that porn stars only last 30 seconds before blowing a load in his mouth.



Hell, Dok2 can even make Ron Jeremy blow a load of dust and cobwebs into his mouth within 15 seconds.



See, this is exactly why Jay Park called Korea 'gay'. Taecyeon wouldn't give Jay Park head, so Jay wasn't ever to fulfill his potential as a rapper.

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24 comments:

  1. kittenJune 6, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    Here's a joke:

    What comes after Jay Park in the alphabet?

    Kay Park LOL

    Feel free to use that one in your next article.

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  2. hoopraJune 6, 2012 at 5:59 PM

    haven't watched a kdrama since City Hunter, is Rooftop Prince good?

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    1. davidfreshJune 6, 2012 at 6:42 PM

      Fuck that shit, watch BIG.

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    2. Nayeon's VibratorJune 6, 2012 at 6:51 PM

      Don't listen to David, he's only watching Big because Suzy has a bit part.

      I liked Rooftop Prince. Han Ji Min and Yoochun were great.

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    3. davidfreshJune 6, 2012 at 6:54 PM

      "...listen to David, he's ... Big because Suzy..."

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    4. TonedeadJune 6, 2012 at 7:39 PM

      ^ bahahah

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    5. Nayeon's VibratorJune 6, 2012 at 8:12 PM

      ...has beaver teeth...and he forgot to...mention his...bestiality fetish...

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  3. sunny_fagJune 6, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    taeyeon could do better than all of these 2pm flops and x2pm

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  4. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJune 6, 2012 at 8:31 PM

    Am I the only one who thinks Yunho is the ghei?

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    1. SuJunkJune 6, 2012 at 10:33 PM

      Yunho is a glorious shower. check out his provocative gifs on google. dat lucky jaejoong

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    2. U-Know Who Has Man TitsJune 7, 2012 at 1:02 AM

      I'll take that as a no...He looks like a 30 something year old nowadays. Probably fucked bishes known as Boa, Jaejoong, Go Ara, Yuri.

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    3. SuJunkJune 7, 2012 at 9:09 PM

      NO. YOU DON'T GET IT. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE GREATEST DRAGON THAT U-KNOW POSSESSES and jaejoong LIKES ET.

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  5. LilliputianJune 6, 2012 at 11:43 PM

    For some reason his singing voice annoys me, it's soooo...

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  6. UnknownJune 7, 2012 at 2:37 AM

    dear zaku,

    pls write a review about Bigbangs monster
    and about wonderbang and how awesome it was
    and taeyang sushirolls hair omg.. and how vips trolls him

    sincerely ur loyal reader

    -bigbang fanboy

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  7. IcorisJune 7, 2012 at 4:58 AM

    I actually loved this song in Rooftop Prince, didn't even realise he sang it until I finished the drama.

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    1. Nayeon's VibratorJune 7, 2012 at 8:39 AM

      Same here. I figured it was some indie singer or something.

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  8. NonaJune 7, 2012 at 5:44 AM

    Jay Park is good for his body, if nothing else.

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  9. UnknownJune 7, 2012 at 6:48 AM

    Everything about him is fine except his face.
    It's the worst thing since Minho's.

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    1. sunny_fagJune 7, 2012 at 9:30 AM

      Why?
      The nose?
      But minhos eyes are charismatic

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    2. UnknownJune 8, 2012 at 8:11 AM

      Charismatic?
      Since when were they charismatic?

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    3. SuJunkJune 8, 2012 at 7:36 PM

      i **accidentally** saw jaebeom pics on google and I must say my impressions on his face is wrong. such a qt. my kind of twink

      @DavidFresh

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  10. UnknownJune 12, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    Bitch is called hustling that is why jay switches back in forth. Bicthes love a cute song and a hood song. Its what middle class asians are into these days. Same with middle class white kids on american hip hop. Even 2pac talks about it.

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  11. nightshiftAugust 5, 2012 at 4:22 PM

    i fucking hate this guy. i even hate his name, judging by his name i bet he's a korean-american, and i fucking hate korean americans, they're the worst!! i also think he is one of those koreans who got famous before the kpop craze, and that makes me fucking hate him even more, because we all know that before the kpop craze, all the korean artists who tried to make it big outside korea were fucking jokes. these days there are really talented korean groups out there...but before...pfpffff don't remind me those crappy times where koreans used to copy american music (1tym era... crappy era).
    bottom line: "jay park" sounds like the name of a crappy korean-american rapper-wannabe who wears large clothes and who tried to make it big in the usa,and probably flopped. i always think about all these things when i run into articles about him. i never even bothered to listen to his music, because i can bet my ass that i'm right , i can almost hear him singing :)))))

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  12. UnknownAugust 26, 2012 at 6:08 PM

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