Recently, AKF had sent some spies over to Korea for
exclusive shocking facts. We discovered a new plan that was formulated by JYP
himself. In an attempt to levitate kpop, he wants to revolutionized it and
slap a new standard on the genre.
Apparently, this is what we've found on his bedroom's wall ,
along with a few left over jizz ( we assumed that he practiced hard on a
day-leeeeee basis).
Mind
you, it's most likely just a rough plan
"Don't forget...for a limited time offer, if you order within the next 3 days online using this coupon code: FuckYouYGnLSM
A free dinner with Sohee can be yours!"
Now, who's excited?
According to this map, the average penis size for Korea is a disappointment...we all know how Korean fangirls go crazy over their oppars just because the boyfriends/husbands cannot satisfy their daily need : (
don't judge my engrish mmk? i was translating it from his posters :3
ReplyDeleteJAY WHY PEEEEE
ReplyDeleteJAE WAE BEEE
DeleteHorray for 30% ticket!
ReplyDeleteyes, the website is down atm though. Please hang on tight!
DeleteOmo. Jay why pre so sexy!
ReplyDeleteI cant hold my feels
Yubin looks like a nigga sista in the second pic.
ReplyDeleteThey all look like down in the hood
Deletethey're all ready for JYG's command :I
DeleteI can't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Where'd you find the picture of the transparent pants?
ReplyDeleteby googling lol....or just google image it
DeleteI can't laugh at all these shit because JYP is that much cringeworthy. My childhood down the drain
DeleteI don't want a free dinner with Sohee
ReplyDeleteit's mandatory!
DeleteI need those pants.
ReplyDeletethey're for sale in costco :O
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