First of all, I just want to say I haven't laughed this hard since the end of the third season of Archer. Seriously, FX needs to order 20 episodes per season, not 13.
The first reason why she's crazy is that she wants me to die. I just do this shit in my spare time to get a few quick laughs, but this girl takes this shit way too seriously.
The second reason is that she uses the same argument as every other fangirl. "Oh, you called oppar ugly? I bet you're even uglier!!!1111111" As we've seen already, this girl cannot think for herself and has already resorted to using the most used insults that fangirls love to use.
Halfway through she just proves how mentally deficient she is. When have I ever stated I was anti kpop? Seriously, just going through a few articles on here would prove that we're not anti kpop. Of course, Kpop fangirls don't know how to read. I even remember when Suckmydee put up a disclaimer right under the banner explaining the blog and proving how we're not anti kpop, but no, Kpop fangirls are too fucking stupid to comprehend anything.
The closest thing I am to being anti kpop is hating the direction Kpop has taken in the past five years. Go watch some random Korean music videos from the mid 2000s and compare the quality of the groups back then to now. I am an anti of the whole notion of "Hey, let's pick random teenagers off the street, train them for a year and then debut them in an idol group," especially when every company is now doing it.
I like Kpop, but in no way do I copy their style. There's no way I could dress up like that in real life. Besides, if anyone around here dressed up the way Kpop idols do, that person would receive more gay bashing on a daily basis than Justin Beiber does.
I'm also a Korean who has natural double eyelids, so if anything, Kpop idols are trying to look more like me. So, if I'm ugly and Kpop idols are trying to look more like me (well, half Koreans who have Aryan genes in general), then what does that make your oppars and unnirs? I'll tell you: Daesung and Hyoyeon.
if she's hot, i wont mind :)
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DeleteStupidity has no cure.....
ReplyDeleteDeath. We can kill all the stupid people! Then we'd be left with...
DeleteThis is so true. Hell, it's FACT.
ReplyDeleteLol honestly when I first found this site I thought it was Anti-Kpop Fangirl
ReplyDeleteBut then I read some articles, thought they were hilarious, and became a fan ^_^
u seem like anti yg tho. and snsd a lil bit
ReplyDeleteand now ELFs are going crazy on twitter about that new single too... *sighs* Proving that molesting the F5 button is the way to show the world their dedication to SUJU whose songs seem to sound the same as their last releases... and that they're delusional too because there's no real accomplishment to the actual group. They want your money, not your YT views.
ReplyDeleteLast releases? You mean throughout their career? Haveta edit that, honey
DeleteOmg not true ELF haven't you herd anything before sorry sorry?
DeleteSeriously though, having heard all of SJs songs multiple times the firsst SJ songs were kinda weird, only happysongs and "rock" songs, and maybe "u" as the standalone pop song. You've probably only heard sorry sorry and forward though.
I don't get the complaints about SJ releasing the same kind of song all the time though. It's called finding your niche, and I think SJ does it well. SJ and Shinee were actually the ones who got me into kpop (yeah, kpop is actually sometimes about music and not fapping).
And tbh I like their latest song, it's good.
I'm not really into Kpop that much (just like reading people bash fans) so I dunno how SUJU's music career sounded like.. just only the last few I heard in Japanese.
DeleteSHINEE sucks worse than SJ. At least SJ had a good album that was sorry sorry. But as the years pass, SJ albums are got worse. I was disappoint by their new album.
DeleteSorry sorry better than shinee's?.....
DeleteWow fagtastic baby.
Shinee has the best album quality in sm. Second is ur overrated dbsk
Meh Shinee's non-title tracks are pretty much rubbish. Ring ding dong was THE video that brought me into the k-world though. Replay is also one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever written (fuck mozart)
DeleteI agree with Lumpor, most of SHINEE non-title track suck. But it's like the opposite with SJ, their non-title track are better like sunflower and it's you and monster and shit. And yeah, I loved Replay and the choreography. And at least when overrated DBSK(DBSK are has-beens, no1curr about them) was five, the didn't sound horrible and they had at least five good singers(before Mickey sounded like a dying hyena and Yunho sounded like a chipmunk, but it sounds better than a cat getting raped*Jonghyun*) and the only good singer in SHinee is Onew.
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DeleteBUT
jonghyun voice>> daesung>> yesung >> junsu >> taeyang(hismabias)
> = better than
I always thought Yesung was the best singer in kpop, though not many people agree. When I heard Sorry Sorry Answer, I was like, "Dafuq is that singing all those notes?" Yeah, you should DEFINATELY check that song out. I never knew Yesung had it in him.
DeleteJonghyun's only saving grace is his skill. If only his tone quality was great...He has good skills but his voice is horrible. It doesn't take a music expert to figure that out(even though I am majoring in music right now) Even that Jino guy is better.
Im not an elf but yesung really needs a solo.
DeleteDonno why. I wish he had a solo promotion done with yg. So that he could get all the praises he can get. Boy is underrated!
Same goes to daesung. The only thing daesung lacks is looks. Yesung has no soul. Asian ginger yo!I dont care if u hate yg
Yg has the best solo promotions. *fact
Yesung is an emo! He is dead inside! *sighed* if only Daesung was good looking; he has the personality, body and voice, yet his face...
DeleteYeah. Thats why he is the only legit true musician in bigbang
DeleteI dont know why he doesnt got plastic surgery yet. Maybe he has too much selfesteem. Or if he did ps. Then the talents>looks image would be buried..... Dara already ruined that image tbh
Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteTrying to be hard and "defend for kpop" yet the bitch's username is some random failed Japotaku name. If you gonna fight for your oppars and unnirs, you should at least be taken seriously for it. Oh, who am I kidding...
ReplyDeleteI also wanna have natural double eyelids like oppar. Gonna go to the nearest ps doctor to make it look natural! ;)
ReplyDeleteMeh mid 2000s videos are bad quality, shitty hair and weird/un-catchy songs. While the commercialism and industrialisation of the industry has made the music more soulless, imo it at least sounds better than it did then.
ReplyDeleteI also thought the blog was anti-kpop. Then I discovered it was a haven for fellow chain fappers like myself. I found my family
Awww.
DeleteHugs & faps!
y so srs chuck? Y U SO SRSSSSSBIZNIZ
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ReplyDeleteSometimes I'm tempted to bash an idol or group just to receive a butthurt comment like so. They're so amusing.
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