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Friday, November 23, 2012

Question of the Week 65

This week's question is:
Which idol would you want as a wife / husband?


I would pick IU because she would post sexy photos of us post-coitus on Twitter, then have her company cover up for us with a brilliant excuse. No one would suspect a thing. I would get off scott-free.

And just get off in general with her.

Hey-yo! *high fives all around*



But seriously, I would pick TOP of Big Bang. I have no idea what his personality is like, and it probably sucks like most famous idols. But whatever. I want him.

So much. <3


If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

80 comments:

  1. who else aside from.....BORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??????????????

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  2. or yura....or hayoung (when she grows up)...or yoonjo...see? im really easy going ;/

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    1. look, i'm sorry....i thought you wouldn't be able to find out :[

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  3. this is hard....
    Sojin, hayoung, Lime, Alice, Seungyeon, Bora, Soyu, Hwayoung, Hyoseong, Fei, Suzy, Qri, Ailee, Tia...., Juliane, Lizzy, Miryo, Jessica, Tiffany, Yura, Jiyoung, Jihae, Ree Dee, Effie, Yewon (dont kill me guest), or jihyul

    Its so damn hard to choose....fuck it. I will be a polygamist

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    1. If you try to claim my beloved I will murder you.

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    2. Now you're on two hit lists RoTaryKnight.

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    3. Not if I get to them first
      *evil laughter*

      both girls are such hamsters :3

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    4. tripple.....
      Hayoung/reehji/bora, yura *____*

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  4. I'm split between Soyeon and Boram. I wouldn't mind Taeyeon either.

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  5. QRI!!!!


    goo hara, hyomin, boram,(i'd be ok with anyone from current t-ara actually) and jisook.

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  6. Sunny, Fany, Yuri, Hyomin, Qri, Yejin, Hyuna, NS Yoon G, my Biatch and TOP so i can whip him in da face

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    1. I'm a straight female but I would totally bang/marry every single girl you mentioned, plus Nana, UEE and Hyosung <3

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  7. L,since he is my ideal type for a guy.Unf.And we would make gorgeous babies. <3
    If I was a guy,I'd choose HyunAh. :3

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  8. Nicole.

    Now, now! Hear me out!
    She might be totes uggo without makeup, but as far as I know, she has the sweetest personality of all kpop idols (what am I, a fag?), and she has an incredible body. Plus, she's really good at cooking. Prime waifu material right there.

    Just imagine, she could butt-dance so many nights away~

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  9. i've got the biggest stupidest celebrity crush on park kyung rn :\

    but tbh i'd pick any idol with mental issues that made them think they were unattractive when they're actually really hot; that way they'd never cheat on me even when they were away.

    simple.

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    1. i guess shin soohyun is ur guy then... unless you agree with him and think he's fug

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  10. Thot we went over this....
    I choose Jung Yunhp/Taengoo

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  11. I want Onew as bad as you want TOP.

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  12. I hope you would also help IU wipe off the jizz in reciprocation for those post-coitus pictures

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  13. In all seriousness I would like to have that girl in heroes that always get cut out, member of fin kl.... forgot her name..

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  14. Id have zinger the backup dancer with the red hair in chocolat and ayoung

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  15. Id have zinger the backup dancer with the red hair in chocolat and ayoung

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  16. I used to like TOP; he looked so scary but at the same time he was shy and dorky which made him really interesting.
    Now he is one more plastic feminine looking guy with a douchebagy smile and skinny legs. New TOP can go kissing-Seungri-and-G-drugging off, I pretend he doesn't exist.
    Lately I have a (pedo) obsession about Aron from (disco gay) NU’EST. He would make such a qt waifu, err, I mean husbandu!!!

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    1. TOP is getting more feminine with each Big Bang comeback. I heard rumours that he is gay and John Lee is his sugar daddy. I don't care if he is gay or not but obviously some VIPs won't like it if he is.
      I don't think he's had any PS but you can tell he uses botox, that's why his skin looks so tight and plastic.

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    2. That's true, but also his nose is slimmer and his cheekbones practically vanished, that's why I said plastic surgery. I also think he's gay and i honestly don't give a shit. But who the hell is John Lee?

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    3. He wears buckets of make-up so it's hard to tell but I see what you mean about the cheekbones.

      John Lee as in Lee Jaehan, the film director.

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    4. The director of 71:Into the fire, huh? Very believable, seeing how he talks about TOP like he is the male Maryl Strip. Seeing him whoring out himself is a big turn off, but, still, it's not like he has any real talent to rely on.

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    5. Honestly after i saw the yg special of strong heart i wouldnt be surprised if T.O.P and Seven arent having sex with each other

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    6. TOP used to be so sexy and full of life from BB's debut to the Stand Up era. Then something happened and he became a totally different person. I think his grandfather died or something. It's like all the life was suddenly drained from his body. Now he looks and acts like a corpse. So sad.

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    7. @pimpmysneakers
      I'm really lazy to bother learning about idol's personal life, so I've never heard about his grandfather. It's true that he looks so stiff in the interviews now. And i don't want to be unrighteous, but his new attitude indicates mostly that he enjoys the fame a little too much. In the latest interviews the other members always complain that he doesn't communicate with them much.
      Ps: Himchan such a HOTTIE!!

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    8. @Lind
      (You mean, you wouldn't be surprised if they WERE having sex, right?)
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9EUE_a0GB4
      Well, if this video is not enough evidence, i don't know what it is...
      Ok, i know TOP was aiming for the lols, but if he's really banging Se7en, I'm so jealous!! But Se7en never came off as gay to me, he looks kinda uncomfortable in the video, plus he has a relationship with a girl for so long, idk...

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    9. while I think TOP *might* be gay, I am 100% certain Se7en is gay.
      I believe he and Park Hanbyul are very close friends but not lovers. The "facemask couple photo" is rumoured to have been staged to make the Korean public interested in Se7en again after his massive fail in the US.

      So what's in it for Park Hanbyul? She and Se7en have been very close for half their lives, he is most likely her closest friend and she'd do anything for him. She also had lesbian rumours so this fake relationship is convenient for her too.

      I don't think Se7en will ever come out of the closet. I expect him to have a lavender marriage with Park Hanbyul or some other girl.

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    10. Didn't know that much about Se7en, i only had some info from Wikipedia (not a very accurate source, lol). That was very informative, maybe you are actually right. No, he won't come out off the closet, you saw (maybe?) what happened to the only celebrity in Korea who ever tried it, so i can't blame him. Plus, he doesn't really need to do that, Koreans are deep in denial for that matter, they even consider idols like Jokwon, Key and Heechul straight.

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    11. It looks like coming out in Korea can make your life into a living hell so I understand why gay/lesbian entertainers stay closeted. I feel sorry for them, especially the men because they have to worry about military service on top of everything else.

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  17. Taeyeon, no contest. If there was a woman who could accurately be described as "waifu material" it would be Taeyeon.

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    1. I'm not sure of what you're trying to say.

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    2. http://i.minus.com/i8RNFDPl6p1IE.gif
      http://i.minus.com/ibhq9rGXLzHFuc.gif
      http://i.minus.com/ibvqF4722VraDT.gif

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    3. I'd turn her straight, if I could get her away from Tippany.

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    4. If Taeyeon had a penis she would have a full on boner in that 3rd gif.

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  18. Narsha or maybe Minah... or Hwayoung

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  19. Zico??? Don't mind sharing with Hwatever

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  20. UEE for my wife and Fei for my mistress

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  21. BANG YONG GUK

    Soft-spoken, intelligent, humble, a humanitarian who actually gives a fuck about what's going on in the world around him. He also has a twin brother which could equate to loads of freaky threesomes.

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  22. It would have to be Rain cuz he gots that ninja assassin rainism . . . if ya know what I mean

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  23. Nana cuz she has a bitch face
    Jisook cuz she can cook tteokbokki and mandu

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  24. I forgot about Gyuri. Her personality by itself makes me want her

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  25. Uh, TAENGOO! But I'd let her sleep with Tiffany on the side.

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  26. MBLAQ's Seungho. Definitely marriage material, fuck yeah!

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  27. I would pick IU because I like the idea of never having a boner ever, and all of my future potential boners being erased before they have a chance to come to existence. That is IU.

    For reallzz... Seungri so I can be amused by how dumb in the brain he is. (and he is attractive)

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  29. Taeyang or G.O.........awwwwwwwhhhh yeah!!!!! Taeyang's the perfect hubby for me, he can dance, sing, killer eye-smile, christian, bangin' bod (minus the height)...........best of all he's always shirtless. ;P

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    1. Did I mention that I find them both incredibly sexy and handsome *drools*

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    2. Minus his mickey-poop hairstyle. I miss the foeverhawk now.......TT_TT

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    3. LOLed at "christian"
      G.O loves his porn (which genre idk) more than you presumably

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    4. I know G.O loves porn..........who doesn't know that? ;P

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  30. dani

    nah just kidding im not into giraffes

    maybe jiyoung, suzy or hyunyoung ......i'd add in mayuyu and yukirin just cause i can

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    1. your taste is...well i won't comment anymore

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  31. Yunho, Eli, Onew, Wheesung, and/or Rain <3 niggahs look like they are good in bed ;D

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  32. Sungyeol because he's hot as fuck and hilarious.

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  33. AJ.
    The fact that he goes to Columbia makes me inclined to think that I might at least be able to have a decent conversation with him.

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  34. Jonghyun or Donghae.

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