Yes, this actually happened. The Hallyu Wave has taken yet another international victim - but this time, we cannot save him from drowning.
Comments (that I may or may not have made up) include:
"What the actual fuck?"
"To explain his small penis?"
"Don't Asian girls want white guys in the first place?"
He was not a bad looking guy to begin with. I am sure he could have gotten plenty of ladies (or men. Whatever floats his boat. We don't judge here) with his looks. Plus, his Brazilian accent and suave South American heritage would just add to his resume. But nope - he had to go ruin everything.
Max (who now goes by the name of Xiahn - which sounds more Chinese than Korean to me) allegedly became fixated on Korean culture after studying abroad there for a year. His
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| I blew up this photo so that you may all stew in jealousy over how beautiful he now looks |
Xiahn, 25, goes by the online pseudonym of "Oriental Gaucho". He intends on moving to Korea as soon as possible so that he no longer is a foreign Koreaboo, but a full-fledged obsessive fanboy amongst his self-proclaimed own kind.
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| Like a model. SM Entertainment - get right on that shit. He already knows another language! |
I feel like this is an extreme version of getting a large, obnoxious, misspelled tattoo when highly intoxicated. But really, if the internet did not have a plethora of drunken tattoos, what else would we laugh at in addition to dumb fangirl comments and cats doing silly things? Unlike a tattoo though, this cannot really be reversed with a handful of follow up procedures.
This is why some boys can't have nice things.
I heard about this but I didn't write about it because I already covered plastic surgery mutants in a previous post.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like one of the people in Goat Simulator.
SHINBI WROTE A REAL ARTICLE!
ReplyDeleteNow we just need sulli_fag back to write about sniffing Sojin's butthole.
Are you back to write articles then,?
DeleteMe? I'll still write here and there, but I've turned over the posting duties to HYS_F. Some of the other admins are doing my behind-the-scenes work now, so I'm basically here to guide the site and help the other admins and authors if they need my help.
Deletehe looks like he's permanently about to sneeze
ReplyDeleteScreams
Deleteyou're like a year late
ReplyDeleteIt's Shinbi.
DeleteI actually wrote a draft for this article months ago; but I never actually published it. Since I was dicking around on the site last night to catch up on STFUs, I thought I would clean it up and finally post it.
DeleteIt's sad; he looked fine before. If he does move to Korea it won't take them long to realize he is a foreigner.
ReplyDeleteWhat... Now he just looks like he killed some idol and wore his face as a mask.
ReplyDeleteA bit like Infinite's L, right?
Delete@ Viridis: that sounds like the beginning of an exciting murder case. Who knows - there could be crazy (anti-) fans out there who are capable of thinking to do that.
DeleteNothing but jealous haters in this comments section.
ReplyDeleteYou leave Brazilian Oppa alone.
Cool, you just made me feel way better about this whole freaky situation.
DeleteIsn't Brazil big on plastic surgery in general?
ReplyDeleteIn the butt, sure.
Deleteayy lmoa
ReplyDeleteHe's going to wake up one day and really regret this lol. In the first pic he looks like someone stuck Lego under his skin
ReplyDeleteOvaries explode. Marry me oppar.
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ReplyDeletehmm wasnt this , like a really old news?
ReplyDeleteAs previously mentioned in a comment I made a day before you posted this: I wrote this article a long while ago. I just never published it. But since I was around, I thought I would clean it up and finally post it.
DeleteHas nobody noticed that he looks like that ugly piece of shit Suhyun
ReplyDeleteThat eyeliner is so not on point in the last photo. >.>
ReplyDeleteWhat a cringe fest...