We're hiring

Do you want to write for AKF?

Are you a whiny little bitch?

If you said "Yes!" to both of these questions, fuck off, we don't want you. But if you want to write for AKF without making everyone want to vomit, read on.


Yes, it's that time again, friends: AKF hiring time! We'll generally be following Zaku's guidelines from last time, so we're looking for people with:

• A good grasp of the English language — You don't have to be an English major, but we need to be able to know what you're trying to say. 
• Amusing uniqueness — We like amusing posts. But be yourself. Don't just try to imitate the writing styles you see here.
• Time commitment — We're talking about at least a post every week or two. Quality trumps quantity, but we still want people who will actually show up and post shit. 

To apply, just send three posts (They can be reviews, reaction pieces, whatever) to thefanypack@gmail.com. A few other authors and I will review them. As always, we'll accept applications any time, but the sooner the better. It'd be nice to start 2015 with a few new authors ready to post.

If this pic inspires you, please apply.

Whoever we pick will have a two-month trial period. So if you are only enjoyable for a few posts or you write one post in two months, you're getting the boot.