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Sunday, March 15, 2015

The things I would do to Seulong

I've recently come to appreciate the example of human perfection that is Seulong. I'd known about him for years through his inclusion in 2AM, but I'd never paid him any attention because, ew, 2AM. He caught my notice lately, though, with his overshadowing of almost everyone in the Uee drama "Hogu's Love" and his appearance on "Unpretty Rapstar."

To satisfy my newfound craving for all things Seulong and in response to HAM IT UP U BLASPHEMOUS BEAUTY's recent request for moar dick* on this site, I present this gift of Seulong pics to everyone.


In extra large photo size, because I know how you like it


* DISCLAIMER: No visible dick appears in this piece. My Google image search for "Seulong dick" only turned up random clothed photos of him and this link to a particularly disturbing OH thread on Chanyeol's bulge (something I did not, in fact, need to see in my lifetime.) A search for "Seulong's long dong" proved equally fruitless. 




While compiling the pics for this piece in my "Hot male idols" folder, which up to that point contained only a single photo of Hyunseung on the one day he looked attractive, I was struck by just how hot Seulong is.


Look at this glorious piece of Photoshopped perfection.
If I cared about abs, I'd be moister than a Pillsbury cake.

Also known as the Seulong Special


It's not just that he's attractive, he also makes me want to do things. So many things ...

With that in mind, I've carefully curated the following photos and present them in ascending order of how strongly they make me feel things. Enjoy.





















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28 comments:

  1. GONEMarch 15, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Thanks Fany :D U that best!

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    1. Fany PackMarch 15, 2015 at 9:12 PM

      Thanks suho_ftw!

      Delete
    2. SakiVIMarch 15, 2015 at 9:41 PM

      Can I request one for Jaehyo?

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    3. Fany PackMarch 15, 2015 at 11:23 PM

      I don't know if I could do an entire one for Jaehyo. But I might be able to pull something together for Block B as a whole. Surely, somewhere online there exists a leaked Zico sext.

      Delete
    4. SakiVIMarch 16, 2015 at 8:21 PM

      Just have Jaehyo come first.

      #PunsAreFun

      Delete
  2. RealJWMarch 15, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    I approve this post

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    1. Fany PackMarch 15, 2015 at 9:13 PM

      Your approval means so much to me ;___;

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMarch 16, 2015 at 10:30 AM

      An article just the way I like it...tons of pics and relevant sentences!
      Next request...Choi Tae Joon PLEASE!

      Delete
  3. CombatBabyMarch 15, 2015 at 7:03 PM

    That last photo...I guess you like men with drinking problems. Kappa

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  4. Victorias_mingeMarch 15, 2015 at 8:50 PM

    he changes from ugly to hot so idk, changmin(2am) is still my fav

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    1. Fany PackMarch 15, 2015 at 9:12 PM

      But Changmin is the worst one of the group. I would do nothing to him.

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    2. SakiVIMarch 15, 2015 at 9:41 PM

      Only Seulong matters.

      Delete
  5. ULTIMATE FIESTAR FANMarch 16, 2015 at 4:28 AM

    Dick pics pleaseu haha

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  6. SyncopateThatGayageumMarch 16, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    I wholeheartedly support posts of this nature

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  7. UnknownMarch 16, 2015 at 9:28 AM

    Would you give him a rimjob?

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    1. UnknownMarch 16, 2015 at 9:38 AM

      Also, would you peg him?

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    2. Fany PackMarch 16, 2015 at 11:11 AM

      The sky's the limit with Seulong. That's part of what makes him so inspirational.

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    3. UnknownMarch 16, 2015 at 4:06 PM

      I'll assume that you would give him a rimjob before you would peg him.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 16, 2015 at 10:14 AM

    Let's get married Fany Pack...oh wait I can't.
    I'm not male.
    Anyway, I went to Alaska once.
    Fave place out of all the places I've ever visited.

    MORE OF SUCH POSTS ON AKF PLEASE!
    Strangely, I kept thinking of a certain Mr Plastic Pants while scrolling this entire article.

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    1. Fany PackMarch 16, 2015 at 11:15 AM

      I'm glad you enjoyed the post, Ham It Up, and Alaska, as well. It's a pretty awesome place most of the time.

      I only thought of JYP once while making this post, when his excruciating little face showed up in one of Seulong's photos. 0/10 would do nothing.

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  9. Claudia ZhuMarch 16, 2015 at 1:25 PM

    For a vocalist of a ballad group, he is unexpectedly hot <3

    http://toomanybiases.blogspot.pt

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  10. AnonymousMarch 17, 2015 at 2:31 AM

    This is disgusting.
    Everyone knows pussy drowning occurs when JoKwon arrives.

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  11. woori_fagMarch 18, 2015 at 9:23 PM

    I just puked a little

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  12. UnknownMarch 19, 2015 at 5:04 AM

    Since a few people are requesting can I request one for Infinite (mostly Sunggyu and his small eyes)?

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