Sulli has officially left f(x),
so I thought I'd bring to you this short pictorial to celebrate Sulli's
newfound freedom from having to do shitty idol stuff. Please enjoy.
Missing link for the red light styling image is a mistake? Could link to the well known documentary exposing all the slavery conditions in kpop contracts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g
There a rumours that Victoria will also be leaving f(x) because she is Chinese and all Chinese people are greedy spolit brats (because they grew up only children) whose only goal in life is to grab as much of SM's money as they can. So the question is, with the departure of two thirds of the group's jizz sponge members, will their popularity decrease so much that they will have no choice but to disband? Will Luna be forced to return to the Philippines and go back to being a hobo? And most importantly, will Krystal finally persue her life long dream of being a Japanese porn star?
Unlike Sulli, I care about Kpopalypse returning!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this
ReplyDeleteFinally her useless ass is outta there
ReplyDeleteShe wasn't useless, she served as my fantasy, dammit!
DeleteBEING FAPPABLE IS A USE
DeleteLMFAO Sulli fappable? Krystal is 100000000 times hotter.
DeleteBut then isn't any female of use to you guys? *badummtsch*
Delete@Sugar; And, more importantly, sluttier.
DeleteExactly. Sulli looks like a jack o lantern.
DeleteI would hump that jack-o-lantern and put out the candle with my sperm.
DeleteMissing link for the red light styling image is a mistake? Could link to the well known documentary exposing all the slavery conditions in kpop contracts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g
ReplyDeleteJust checking who's paying attention.
DeleteThere a rumours that Victoria will also be leaving f(x) because she is Chinese and all Chinese people are greedy spolit brats (because they grew up only children) whose only goal in life is to grab as much of SM's money as they can. So the question is, with the departure of two thirds of the group's jizz sponge members, will their popularity decrease so much that they will have no choice but to disband? Will Luna be forced to return to the Philippines and go back to being a hobo? And most importantly, will Krystal finally persue her life long dream of being a Japanese porn star?
ReplyDeletePromise me you will never blog.
DeleteI am convinced spolit is a mixture between spoiled and political.
Delete"Jizz sponge members" - That's just an exceptionally great term. I don't want to admit it, but I kept giggling.
@Kpopalypse, He/she/it would fight right in with your fanfic shit!
DeleteExactly, that's why he should never blog. Although I guess imitation and flattery and all that.
DeleteLuna came from the Philippines?
Deletehttp://youtu.be/uhuNkShAStk Relevant part is 0:42
Deletenice article hoe
ReplyDeleteThat last bit was some Grade A shade
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