I FUCKING HATE DANI

AKF note: I'm being a dick and publishing some of David's unpublished articles. Some of these are old, so bear with me.

As you all know (half of you guys are T-ara fans after all), Dani the Tween is joining



1. She is ugly.

As everyone and their fucking mother has observed, she is indeed twelve. So why exactly are you calling a 12 year old girl ugly? This one is totally uncalled for. Stay classy kpop fans -- er.

2. She is too young.
Boa debuted at the age of 13. Michael Jackson, even earlier. Admittedly, these people had more talent than all of T-ara combined, but Dani still may have something to offer the group. At least wait for her truly be disastrous before writing her off.

3. The age gap is too large.

She is 12. Boram is 26.. That is a 14 year difference. Let's compare.
After School age gap: 11 (14 before Kahi left)
2NE1 age gap: 10
miss A: 8
KARA: 6
SNSD: 3
That, to me, is an obscenely large age gap. Despite that fact that Dani will absolutely outgrow Boram in a fucking jiffy, I don't believe Boram will enjoy babysitting for the rest of her idol career. That's what you get when you let a pedophile street-cast your idols.

4. I am a T-ara fan and I don't want a fucking 12-year old in my favorite group.
Well, that sucks. If it's any consolation, she will be 13 by the time she debuts.

5. T-ara often does the sexy concept.

6. I am a retard.

I try not to make fun of handicapped people.