[MV Review] Kara - Pandora a.k.a. DSP cockblocks my eyeballs

My eyes haven't been this frustrated since the Japanese version of Bo Peep Bo Peep.

This review is mostly images so read after the jump.


First off, I'll save you the trouble and give you the two lingering shots of the MV that aren't a dude staring at a pink flower-like box (I'll spare you the symbolism commentary)

Legs, legs, legs!

My lovely wife

For the rest of the MV it made me feel like a dog trying to "get" the dot from a laser pointer on the floor.
"WHY IS IT SO FAST?"
"WHY CAN'T I CAPTURE IT?"
"WHERE DID IT GO?"

Here are are some of the different strategies that DSP uses to make you lose your fucking mind.

Distance

It's like I could reach out and use binoculars. (this is the closer view they gave)

Nice room but a closer look at her legs or eyes would be better.

Blur

I feel like there's something sexy somewhere in there.

Off-Screen Action

She is doing something hot with her ass. You know... down there... where you can't see...

Bad Angles

So close to being awesome and yet so far. This shot also suffered from...

 Quick Cuts

This shot lasted 0.04 seconds before cutting to a shitty view.

Stylist Terrorism

She looks like a goddamn vampire, and not in the sexy way.

lol wat

 Obfuscation

Shawty may or may not be gettin low.

I feel like I need to add that this has continued past the MV in some sort of evil collaboration with music shows, including an extension of the stylist terrorism by giving them some strange half-lingerie, half-battlearmor that they wear on top of their other clothing to make sure their upper-body curves are completely blocked from view.

I must say that as hot as they were in most of the MV, this pales in comparison to Go Go Summer, both in the MV and live performances where Japanese PDs knew what to do far more than Korean PDs. It's a shame, because it's actually a pretty cool style for them, a very easy, natural step in the "mature" direction, one which they wanted to take. I think like most others, I am most excited to see them let Jing be all sexy and womanly now.