Results of the KPOPALYPSE 2016 objectification survey part 1 - BEST ASSES in k-pop!

Here it is - finally the results of the 2016 Kpopalypse Objectification Survey!  Read on to see how well your bias performed in the all-important area of being ogled at and fapped to!

Two more reasons to stan Nicole

Nicole is doing great since leaving KARA, and here's proof (and at the same time, reasons to stan her).

Fapcams Madness 3: 'Wiggle Wiggle'

It's ime for fapcams of "Wiggle Wiggle," which almost perfectly fits the spirit of this series.

I had a hard time choosing an "original" fancam, but after quite some time, I decided to use this one:

Why Seoyoung and not Alice or any other member? Simple:

1. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
2. Her facial expressions makes everything better. (This skill would make her AV goddess.)


Let's see if any of the "covers" is better than the "original."

KPOPALYPSE presents THE GREATEST K-POP ASS MASTERPIECES OF 2015

It's been a year since the last Kpopalypse ass post, so that means we're due for an update!  What's changed in the world of k-pop ass?  Which k-pop asses are generating the highest amount of faps?

The results from the Kpopalypse ass survey are in and it's time to find out the greatest k-pop ass masterpieces of 2015!  Read on and discover the trufax about k-pop ass!

WARNING: post contains lots of high quality GIFS of ass, they take a while to load!

KPOPALYPSE ASS SURVEY 2015 - CLOSED

The ass survey is now closed!  Thanks to all those who voted!

CLICK HERE for the results!

The ultimate K-POP ASSES - 13 weapons of ass destruction!

Here it is, the one you've been waiting for - the ass post!

Because I'm not really an ass kind of guy, I left the selection of asses up to you - this list does not reflect my personal preferences but what you, the reader, enjoy the most.  I constructed this post in three stages using the following process:

1. I collected ass suggestions from ask.fm and also from this Anti Kpop-Fangirl post.
2. I put up a survey using your suggestions (plus a few more) so you can rate the suggested ass.
3. I collated the data into the post that you're now reading.

If your fave isn't in these lists - it's probably your own fault.  You should have nominated them when you had the chance, so it's a little late to complain now.  Let's be honest though - they probably wouldn't have held their own against the winners anyway.  Drop your browser down low like a twerker and check out the results below.

WARNING: GIF-heavy post.  I've used GIFs rather than still images as GIFs are less likely to be shopped, so we're more likely to be evaluating the true assets in question.  Those with slow computers or Internet might need to click to load the page and then go make a cup of coffee or something while it loads.

Kpopalypse's Frequent Ass Questions! (CLOSED)

The survey is now closed!  Thanks to everyone who took the ass survey!  Results here!

T-ae wants some cock........... tail.

Trufax: my first exposure to the word "netizens" was through the title of this video:

I thought "this video is pretty tame, really - what's a 'netizen' anyway, is that some kind of slang for an ultra-sexually conservative Internet censorship body who should be pushed under a bus and forgotten about?".  Little did I know how close to the truth that initial thought was.

Far more importantly though (because netizens are never important), this video was also my first exposure to Rania.

DAT ASS IS A LIE?

A lot of today's newer KPop fans won't know who Rainbow are. Blasphemy I know, but it's been almost two years since the wonder of A.

Unf.

But who could blame them? After releasing Sweet Dream (criminally underrated song and MV in my opinion) in 2011, they dropped off most people's radars because of DSP's desire to have them blow up in Japan like KARA did. Sadly, that was not to be, and even an original Japanese release of Gonna Gonna Go! (my review here if you wanna walk down memory lane) could not stave off the nugudom. Last anyone heard of them in Korea at least was that hideous Rainbow Pixie subunit shit.

So with all this in mind, why are they suddenly back on our radar again? Jisook spilled some juicy beans that will either vindicate thousands of suspicions or shatter image 5ever.

The IMPORTANCE of the POWER of 9

There have been many discussions recently concerning Taeyeon, Seohyun, and Tiffany breaking away from SNSD and forming Taetiseo (or Taetitseo---as I call them). Sones from around the world are gathering together in a huge vocal protest against Taetiseo claiming the POWER of 9 should never have be broken; the Power of 3, they state, is superfluous and a reminder that the power of 9 will always dominate any and all subunits of Girls’ Generation.