Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 57

This week's photo comes from Ahjusshi in Red & Andrew (yes, TWO people sent it. That is how good it is. In fact, Andrew is the author!):

Thank you for your submission!

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Hani is so bored she'll take any gig she can get

You may or may not have noticed that Hani hasn't had shit to do since Dasoni wrapped up promotions for the apparently aptly-named "Goodbye" 16 fucking months ago, which was really a somewhat small subgroup promotion more recent than the last EXID promotions, which were 4 months before that. Every now and then EXID have performed at a college campus or music festival here and there, but for the most part it seems the members have been individually trying to scrape their way onto as many radio and variety shows they can while their agency just hangs around the practice room fapping to them.

Seeing how hard it has been for them, it is not merely a sad sign for the state of EXID, but actually an inspiring sign of Hani's determination and refusal to let her career be buried that she agreed to feature in this song and MV. It seems that they didn't have money for anything but a graphic artist, so they asked her to show up to a random bridge somewhere and she pulled out her old Dasoni dresses out of her own closet, but damnit, she's getting herself out there.

So cheers to Hani, and we will help her get some more exposure.

Male Eye Candy

I've seen a fat monster mentioned more than he should be on this site and it's messing up my ideals. Get your tissues ready you male lovers.

Before we start, a picture of your lover. Remember not to fap too hard.

A Hypothetical Scenario in which Exo Fandom causes the collapse of Civilization/ The World

This post is not meant to scare you, rather to serve as a warning. 

Kpopalypse's Frequent Ass Questions! (CLOSED)

The survey is now closed!  Thanks to everyone who took the ass survey!  Results here!

Sawajiri Erika Looking Fucking Flawless For Magazine Spread

I should be studying, but I just got off of work and it's 6:30 in the morning (while I'm writing this post, since it will be scheduled for 12 AM (3 AM my time) tomorrow) and I would rather look at Sawajiri Erika look jjangbak before I go to bed.

Hyomin's Teaser

What a iljin whore whorse. She almost showed us her panties. Time to make lame T-ara jokes and wait for the upvotes!