MOGEF says Tahiti isn't hot

The new AOA was rated for ages 15 and older while seemingly making attempts to be modest, but while Tahiti was suggestively rolling their hips like any kpop group and even wore real bikinis and had slomo wet boob shots and a member taking a bubble bath, they were rated for ages 12 and over. Such a low age rating from MOGEF is basically a declaration that the material is pure as the driven snow, so in this case it's clearly a message that they think Tahiti isn't sexy at all. How rude, withholding from these hardworking nugus the scandal-boost they need to gain some street cred.

[MV Review] AOA - Good Luck

"Hey! Ay yo, Brave Sound, and it goes a little something like..." Wait, Brave Brothers didn't make this song?! That must be why I'm disappointed in the lack of "Hey!"'s from Jimin.

Damn, Jisoo

Lovelyz did a group photoshoot for High Cut (video below the cut), but Jisoo captivated my attention with those photoshoot.

Hyosung slays all

Look even these schoolgirls can't help but lose their shit when bagel goddess Hyosung approaches them.

SJWs Will Help Me Marry Eunjung

As I booted up my 1999 computer, I chortled as I finished some leftover casserole. I opened up a new bag of Cheetos and started eating voraciously. I didn't eat the Cheetos just because I liked them, but I liked how they stained my hands orange. It's hard to afford lube when you're on welfare (especially when you end up using a lot of your welfare money on expensive, specially crafted K-pop idol fleshlights), so I like to use the Cheetos grit as lube.

I have longed to have the T-ara members as my wives, but then I raged when I read this article about Eunjung wanting a Chinese husband.

Behold

Your life is now complete.

The real reason Mina is the best Twice member

I have previously been a strong advocate for Sana or Jihyo but Mina has just definitively proven herself.

Fangirl: "Mina, do some aegyo!"
Mina: "Aegyo? Here's your fuckin aegyo."

Iljin-dol Mina has stolen my heart.