Why You Should Never Date A Koreaboo

I made a huge gamble, and I lost big time. This is the story of why if you're an Asian male, you should never ever date a white female Koreaboo.


For a refresher on my background, my dad is a white American with a German background and my mom is Korean. Therefore, I am an Upstanding Citizen of Korean and German Descent. However, since I identify as Nayeon's Vibrator, I am race-less. However, when I'm living in the real world and not fantasizing about vibrating inside of Nayeon's pussy, I am Korean and German. My Korean features aren't all that strong and most Asians don't believe that I'm Asian at all.

So about a month after my first failed relationship (the girl came from an awful background and had a bad family -- something I know to avoid in the future), I started dating someone else. She was the same age as me (27), so I figured this would be easier than dating someone quite a bit younger than me.

The first red flag was that she liked Kpop and Kdramas. I had a bad feeling, but ignored it and thought it would be easier when we were hanging out after dates. It was, but I learned right there it's better not to share common hobbies.

She kept on talking about how hot (insert idol or actor here) was. I didn't mind it, as I mean, come on, half of the posts here are about idols and actresses whose butts I would pee in. That was the second red flag I had ignored.

Halfway through the relationship, she started seeing an "old friend from high school". I had a good idea what was going on, but here's one thing I did that I believe was right and would over again. I didn't give a fuck. I figured if she was low on enough to cheat on me, I'd found out relatively quickly and knew that she wouldn't be someone worth keeping around.

So we bang (what any Koreaboo wants, to bang a Korean), and a few days after that, she texts me that she's not ready for a relationship. Then, like I had expected, found out less than week later she was dating that same guy she was seeing while dating me and gushing about it all over Facebook about how she makes him so happy. She never mentioned anything about me on FB once, but was constantly talking about her new boyfriend. Then she wanted to continue to be friends, but I had the self respect to cut her out of my life. All I was to her was the vehicle to fulfill her Koreaboo fantasy.

Luckily I went to get STD tests and they all came out negative. That was a nerve racking two weeks to find out the results.

This isn't to say that I'll never date another white woman again. It's just that if I ever meet a non-Asian girl who is a Koreaboo, I am running away faster than a black man runs away from child support.