One Step Forward, 10 Steps Back

WHAT IN THE FUCK, DSP? First, we get a plenty faptacular teaser shot for Rainbow's impending cumback and expectations were high. I mean, sure they were probably all wearing strapless bras and just chillin', but the illusion was there of toplessness. And if you looked carefully, you could have even fooled your eye into spotting a cleavage or two. 

It was truly a teasing teaser. But DSP must have heard all the Korean netizens bitching about the sexy sex so in the second teaser we get this shit:

Yeah. Midriff-baring sweaters. Just barely avoiding the turtleneck crisis, they decided to cover up most of Rainbow's bodies and basically shit all over our dreams. Sure we get to ogle some wonderful abs and waists, but way to take one big step forward for all Rainbow stans and then 10 steps back into the fucking stone age.

Thanks a lot DSP.

[MV Review] Jo Kwon - I'm Da One

I'll admit, I was initially very excited for Jo Kwon's solo debut. Especially when he released his first batch of teaser pics and promised to perform in studded heels.

Then he released Animal as a hype single and I was blown away. "GODDAMN, THIS IS ONE TWERKTASTIC QUEENS' ANTHEM," I thought. "If this is what he considers a hype single, how much deeper into the LGBT rabbutthole is he going to crawl into??"

With high hopes in store, release date rolled around and we got I'm Da One. That steaming pile of shit.