SONEs Are Becoming the New YG Stans

So Cosmic Girls finally released their "Catch Me!" music video, and while many of us are happy that is finally got released (after two freaking weeks!) I see some SONEs specifically in the comments claiming that CG is copying SNSD's "You Think" concept.

Ring any bells?

080-SONE-AWAY - Sone Away Services

That's right kids, it's time for another Kpopalypse fanfiction!  This one's for all you SNSD fans, plus all of those who have been asking me for methods on how you can emotionaly deattach yourself from a fandom!  Read on and be entertained (or not)!

Lightsticks and Sones won't break my bones: the truth about k-pop black oceans.

This blog post was inspired by one of those rare intelligent ask.fm moments:

As someone who has actually performed on live stages of varying sizes hundreds of times, I'm uniquely qualified to address this issue, and along the way we're going to crush one of the greatest myths that is (cleverly) perpetrated by the entire k-pop industry.  Gosh.

Thoughts on Shipping: My Mind is Full of Fuck

Just when you thought SONEs could not get any more batshit insane, they always manage to top themselves and set new standards of insanity.

BIOLOGY 101: Approximately 70 percent of all conjoined twins are girls. In the rare case of Lee Sunny and Kim Hyoyeon, they were born from two separate wombs but their bodies can be joined ex utero to consume less energy.

What.

Checkmate, biology.

Checkmate, sanity.

EDIT: Checkmate, me.

Gangnam Style Breaks 85 Million Views, Buttmad Ensues

Proving that PSY's Gangnam Style wasn't just a passing fancy, his official MV has just recently broken the 83 million views record held by SNSD's Gee as the most watched KPop video on Youtubes.

And SONEs are not pleased.

Even Seobot had to boot up rage.exe for this one.

This shit writes itself, so I'll let my screencaps do most of the talking. LOL

So apparently ELFs are accusing SM Entertainment of being biased towards SNSD.

Oppars never get treated well ;____;

SNSD gets their own VEVO channel with uploaded live perfs! Suju & SHINee oppas get nothing! Even fail(x) gets nothing! ;____;

Lee Soo Man's whisper is the lucifer ;____; 

Even though Kim Young Min's the CEO now.

It doesn't matter though, those 9 sluts are sleeping around and getting special treatment!!!11111 :(

Omo, what will happen to my oppars? :(

Will they end up flipping burgers in McDonalds after their contract gets over? :(

Or will they go to Thailand and pursue their dreams of becoming an exotic dancer?

At the end of the day, nothing changes and no1curr either.

We lahv K-pop drama.

DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

DUH-RAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!