Thankfully, SM and Disney — in an unholy collaboration for the ages — recently gifted us with this not-at-all-creepy photoshoot:
|This pic alone is enough to supply|
my prolific fanfic writing for the next decade.
|Just think of all the role playing ...|
|and lightsaber crossing ...|
- Purfles' new MV draws pity from netizens over its cheap quality. Clearly, their company went with a "spare any expense" budget for this one.
|tfw, you're fucking done with this conversation|
- Lee Hong Ki promises fans he'll quit smoking. He also warns that if you see his hands shaking in the near future, don't worry — Oppa's just going through withdrawal.
- MC calls Got7's Jackson a derogatory term on livestream. Ah yes, another delightfully uncomfortable moment captured for posterity.
- Have you ever wondered which idols are most popular with men ages 30-50? Yeah, me neither. But now, we know their preferences anyway, including which idols have the most ideal breasts to attract
- Fan tries to make B1A4's Gongchan kiss her. It doesn't work out too well.
- And winner of this week's I Can't Believe It's News Award: Suzy's recent guerrilla date doesn't go as planned. Fan chooses GFriend as the favorite girl group of army members.
|I know someone who's not going to get to sleep with Suzy now.|