You know the deal. We've all been there. You're sitting at home
fapping to k-pop idols but you just can't get into the groove this time -
you're having trouble maintaining your arousal. You fap harder, you
try some lube, you try your other hand, but it's no use. You're in good
physical condition, you're not even tired... relaxing and giving up for
the moment, you sit and think about your predicament. It becomes clear
to to you that the problem is mental, not physical - after many years
of fapping to k-pop videos and GIFs you've been finally desensitised to
the coy, controlled, choreographed prancing and posing of you bias, and
you need something more hardcore to keep your solo-libido going.
However, you don't want to fap to anyone but your bias.... because that
would be like cheating... well, okay, not really... but you're
delusional, so there's no talking to you.
NEVER FEAR - KPOPALYPSE IS HERE TO HELP!
Since
we can't have k-pop stars doing porn because Korean laws are a
super-conservative killjoy, I've taken the trouble of finding for you
six lookalikes that you can search up on porn sites and use as a fap
substitute while still keeping your mind clean and pure with thoughts of
only your precious bias (assuming you bias is one of these six, but
then, these six idols are
pretty fucking smoking hot, so
it probably is*).
These lookalikes definitely don't have the same body types, but they do
have similar faces. Or maybe they don't. Whatever. It's a k-pop porn
post - why are you complaining?
