Thursday, November 24, 2011

allkpop trolls Kpop

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A couple months ago, the guys over at Asian Junkie told me about this group, but I just thought they were fucking with me, so I didn't believe them when they said allkpop had their own girl group. Months later and allkpop started posting teasers for their new girl group and I thought they were trolling their readers. The MV comes out and I'm still convinced all of this shit is a joke. After watching the MV, I wish it was just a joke. Wait, it is a joke, so good job allkpop.

The best analogy you could make for New F.O. is allkpop. They're both fucking jokes that no one can take seriously. I've even gotten banned from 6theory for calling allkpop a joke and a terrible news site.

Anyway, I'd like to get this MV out of my head as soon as possible, though I have a feeling that Korean media portals will be mad at allkpop. First they accused allkpop of being anti-Hallyu, and now they'll accuse allkpop for being anti-Hallyu for debuting the lamest group of 2011. They'll say something like "allkpop is trying to kill the Hallyu by producing a girl group so laughably bad that people move onto something else."

allkpop, if you happen to kill off the idol craze with this new group, I'll actually have to thank you. I like my idols, but Kpop doesn't need 30 new girl groups a year.

35 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 8:17 AM

    LOL @ AKP. i actlly like the song. nowadays, the only prob with kpop is they end up looking the same. i'ts like they have their own clone machine ROFL.

    music good, group bad

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  2. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    fucking generic nowaday kpop song . nothing special

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  3. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    I read seoulbeats (legit) and Omona(at least the trolls are more entertaining here) way more than I go on the gross allkpop.

    This song is shit and except for one maybe two girls, they look like shit too, and the clothes are NOT helping them tbh.

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  4. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 24, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    ^ Seoul Beats is a great site. I either get my news from Naver/Newsen or Soompi/Koreaboo.

    I'd have to say Stellar's song is better than this lol.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    This MV is at the limit of acceptable, despite the lack of coordination in the coreography.

    However I can't stop thinking that despite being a generic group, a forgettable song and mediocre dance this MV could be better than Blady one.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Can it be kpop even tho it was made in America by a blog site the translate korean news?

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  7. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    Fuck yeah Stellar!

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  8. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    I think a Rania clone needs to debut, but with 99% more sex.

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  9. I have a vagina.November 24, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    ^I second this!

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  10. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    Seriously if it was legal to do so, I'd find a way to block/ban any more girl group debuts. Sooner or later the entire population of Korea will debut in an idol group and soon the companies might result in gathering "foreign talent".

    Which means probably the whole world will debut in an idol group lmfao.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 24, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    @11:14 This made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt! And the way it's going, it's probably true.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    Has Soompi covered NEW.F.O yet?

    And what the heck is SeoulBeats? I've never heard of them.

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  13. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:13 AM

    @11:14 -- can i debut in an idol group?? i want to!!!

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  14. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:14 AM

    LOL THE New F.O.ckers gil group is so amazing they can suck the gorilla's dicks now!!!

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  15. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:14 AM

    *girl group

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  16. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:15 AM

    Meet the Little New F.O.ckers ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    again, Meet the Little New F.O.ckers

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  17. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:17 AM

    Meet the Fockers with Ben Stiller and Robert de Niro is so much better to watch than this piece of crap MV.

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  18. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    NewFO should just GTFO of the music scene

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  19. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    NewFO is just as stupid nowadays as the Wonder Girls...

    Bounce = Be My Baby = Trash = Throw it in the Can Please...

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  20. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    Before, WG was great. Now, trash.

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  21. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:36 AM

    I like how New F.O. gets 1,785 likes, 1,426 dislikes on YouTube. It's like almost all the people who viewed it hated NewFO and their song. Lolololol... No matter how Allkpop or 6Theory promotes NewFO, they will never get the attention of the people. They should just GTFO.

    Another quote:
    anithhsmd - 25 minutes ago - in playlist More videos from NewFOstyle:

    "Why did I just waste 3:51 on this"

    Trolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 3:37 AM

    THey should just donate to the charity or create another girl group.. NewFO sucks.

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  23. ACNovember 25, 2011 at 5:15 AM

    Is New FO supposed to be a really bad pun on UFO? Seriously... group names are becoming more and more bizarre these days.

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  24. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    to me they sound like any other group debuting . . .

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  25. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 7:25 AM

    wtf
    why are they talking? like LITERALLY
    they are talking not singing or idol rapping, at 1:42
    Being honest, I like the girl at 1:06

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  26. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    ^ Sekhmet. Yes their name is supposed to be a pun on UFO. It's in one of their articles on AKP somewhere.

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  27. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    I wonder how is it for that ex-Girls' Day member to have debuted twice with shitty songs. ROLF. Feel sorry for her.

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  28. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    They should definitely do a collab with Heart2Heart

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  29. AnonymousNovember 25, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    @ 12:26 --- Hallyu Wave will end for another 100 years if that happens..

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  30. AnonymousNovember 26, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    This song is horrible. Hope they will come up with better songs later on...

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  31. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 12:16 PM

    am I the only one seeing their true trolling?

    A year and a half ago, AKP was completely irrelevant compared to other sites like Soompi...

    then they started pushing it harder, and obtaining special goodies, interviews... out of the blue...

    It's obvious that 6Theory only cares about Korean acts, that's why they post what they post and how they post on Tokyo Hive, site that only wants to publish news concerning K-Pop acts dominating, patronizing, killing the Oricon charts...

    When they started talking about their own group, it all became clear:

    They only wanted to gain enough people so they would become the fanbase for their own product. Since 90% of people likes kissing assess to whoever has the 'power'...

    the trouble is that AKP is filled with trolls, and delusional fans, but also with people who don't take just any shit. So it's been amusing seeing how that crazy experiment got bashed in their own 'land'...

    Poor girls in NFO... since that stuff was even worse than STELLAR's, Chocolat, Chocolate and Coin Jackson's all together.

    If they trully wanted their own band, they've should not rip-off other's concepts and just turmix them all the way down.

    Them debuting at Music Bank was indeed a joke.

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  32. AnonymousNovember 28, 2011 at 9:22 AM

    @ 12:16 -- I second your opinion. THanks for commenting!

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  33. AnonymousDecember 5, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    Does anyone else not see the resemblance to Eifel 65...I mean seriously this is 2011 not 1999.

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  34. AnonymousDecember 7, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    New GTFO?

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  35. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    This song is seriously shitty.

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