Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Jessica's Stalker

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On Strong Heart, Jessica was talking about her stalker. One night, after Lee Soo Man was done riding her, he took Jessica back to the barn. There was a man outside of the barn and he snuck in, only being noticed because he was carrying an umbrella with him. She said she went into her stall to get away from him, but the stalker was standing outside of the stall. Being afraid that this stalker wanted to have sex with a horse, she neighed and some of her horse friends, Hyomin being among them, came to the stall and scared away the stalker.

David hasn't stalked Jessica since.

36 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    Ney! Ney! Heehaw! Ney! Heehaw! Ney! Ney! Heehaw! Heehaw! Ney!

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  2. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    Well played... Well played.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    Hyomin and Jessica of the Equus Genus.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Its quality posts like this that keep me coming back for more!

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  5. davidfreshNovember 2, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    The post is all wrong. It was me.
    I don't understand why she decided to tell this one anyways. The rest of our sexual ventures were much more exciting, albeit a bit less bloody. But violence is not always the key to a successful sexual partnership.

    And fuck the world, it's not bestiality.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    ^

    Ney means Ney!

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  7. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xD

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  8. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    The more i stare at her face in that pic, the more old and cartoony she looks. o_O

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  9. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    the stalker must be into bestiality

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  10. davidfreshNovember 2, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    ^stfu

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  11. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    out of all the saesang fans stalking other idols, she thinks hers is more special or some shit? What a pretentious hoar.

    really, what insane person would stalk horsica?
    ~sorry david

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  12. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    Oh my Jessica, what happened to your face?
    TOO MUCH PENIS.

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  13. RoTaryKnightNovember 3, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    hold on a minute...I thought the horse fucks you, not you fucking the horse...you gotta be fisting the horse, I mean come on, a 12 inch dick man.

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  14. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 3, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    Well, I'm assuming that Jessica doesn't have a penis. So David would have to be the one penetrating.

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  15. timchanNovember 3, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    So Jessica is absolutely positive about being tailed by a stalker? Is she really sure that this fellow was not after something else? You know, there is certain risk in having sexual intercourse with a horse, you might actually get killed/maimed by its hind legs.

    So maybe after all the stalker was targeting some other SME barn animals. Like Shindong the pig, Hyoyeon the cow, or Leetuk the sewage cockroach, who knows.......

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  16. nothingNovember 3, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    I'd fuck this horse for sure.

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  17. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    ^Go directly to Jail – do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

    Bestiality is wrong!

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  18. nothingNovember 3, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    ^if she was naked ass up on her bed for you, you wouldn't fuck it?

    Lies

    You'd be into bestiality too.

    Also Hyomin is the hotter horse woman

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  19. RoTaryKnightNovember 3, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    anon 8:21, its not wrong to fuck animals, I would gladly fuck Jessica, and Hyomin.
    Now, fucking a blowup doll like Bom, thats just wrong on so many level.

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  20. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    There are so many hot chicks in kpop, why the fuck would you want to fuck these horsefaced whores?

    Seriously, I'd do Hwaderp over those two -- paper bagged of course, even with a paper bag you'd still hear these horses ney!

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  21. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    No, I wouldn't fuck either of these horses. I'd call animal control.

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  22. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    why does she look so old? She is still too young for her looks to be fading.

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  23. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    She looks like she's balding

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  24. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    There's something grandfather-y about her face lately

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  25. Awol+November 3, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Don't fuck Horsica...remember what she did to Mr. Hands!!!!!!

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  26. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 3, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    ^LMFAO

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  27. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    anon 4:35 i think the ps is giving in

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  28. AnonymousNovember 4, 2011 at 2:59 AM

    stalker was probably Taecyon falling in line heehaw

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  29. AnonymousNovember 4, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    lmao at antikpopfangirl being the new hater haven; fail derp

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  30. craZyNovember 5, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    I should not be finding this funny...

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  31. AnonymousNovember 6, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    LMAO
    just LMAO
    epic post

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  32. AnonymousNovember 11, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    stalker????..lol jessica is the one who is being delusional...or maybe the stalker just wanna fuck her all day.
    but that post is epic...rofl..

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  33. RYANNovember 12, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    http://i.imgur.com/XTitH.jpg

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  34. AnonymousNovember 15, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    http://kpopsecrets.tumblr.com/post/12873061707/s-b-i-read-this-and-laughed-im-a-sone-and-i
    You're getting famous :3

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  35. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    Why does this girl think she's pretty when she only got good make-up artists and designers?


    My, my. Look at yourself in the mirror, dear.
    And I wouldn't mind if you get another plastic surgery on your chin. Do us a favor, please.

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  36. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    who wouldnt mind fucking a hot wHORe like her . shes fucking hot . the hottest in snsd!
    horsica because she got alot of stamina (ehem)

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