Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Jessica's Stalker



On Strong Heart, Jessica was talking about her stalker. One night, after Lee Soo Man was done riding her, he took Jessica back to the barn. There was a man outside of the barn and he snuck in, only being noticed because he was carrying an umbrella with him. She said she went into her stall to get away from him, but the stalker was standing outside of the stall. Being afraid that this stalker wanted to have sex with a horse, she neighed and some of her horse friends, Hyomin being among them, came to the stall and scared away the stalker.

David hasn't stalked Jessica since.

36 comments:

  1. Ney! Ney! Heehaw! Ney! Heehaw! Ney! Ney! Heehaw! Heehaw! Ney!

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  2. Well played... Well played.

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  3. Hyomin and Jessica of the Equus Genus.

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  4. Its quality posts like this that keep me coming back for more!

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  5. The post is all wrong. It was me.
    I don't understand why she decided to tell this one anyways. The rest of our sexual ventures were much more exciting, albeit a bit less bloody. But violence is not always the key to a successful sexual partnership.

    And fuck the world, it's not bestiality.

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  6. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xD

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  7. The more i stare at her face in that pic, the more old and cartoony she looks. o_O

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  8. the stalker must be into bestiality

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  9. out of all the saesang fans stalking other idols, she thinks hers is more special or some shit? What a pretentious hoar.

    really, what insane person would stalk horsica?
    ~sorry david

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  10. Oh my Jessica, what happened to your face?
    TOO MUCH PENIS.

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  11. hold on a minute...I thought the horse fucks you, not you fucking the horse...you gotta be fisting the horse, I mean come on, a 12 inch dick man.

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  12. Well, I'm assuming that Jessica doesn't have a penis. So David would have to be the one penetrating.

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  13. So Jessica is absolutely positive about being tailed by a stalker? Is she really sure that this fellow was not after something else? You know, there is certain risk in having sexual intercourse with a horse, you might actually get killed/maimed by its hind legs.

    So maybe after all the stalker was targeting some other SME barn animals. Like Shindong the pig, Hyoyeon the cow, or Leetuk the sewage cockroach, who knows.......

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  14. ^Go directly to Jail – do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

    Bestiality is wrong!

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  15. ^if she was naked ass up on her bed for you, you wouldn't fuck it?

    Lies

    You'd be into bestiality too.

    Also Hyomin is the hotter horse woman

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  16. anon 8:21, its not wrong to fuck animals, I would gladly fuck Jessica, and Hyomin.
    Now, fucking a blowup doll like Bom, thats just wrong on so many level.

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  17. There are so many hot chicks in kpop, why the fuck would you want to fuck these horsefaced whores?

    Seriously, I'd do Hwaderp over those two -- paper bagged of course, even with a paper bag you'd still hear these horses ney!

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  18. No, I wouldn't fuck either of these horses. I'd call animal control.

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  19. why does she look so old? She is still too young for her looks to be fading.

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  20. She looks like she's balding

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  21. There's something grandfather-y about her face lately

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  22. Don't fuck Horsica...remember what she did to Mr. Hands!!!!!!

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  23. anon 4:35 i think the ps is giving in

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  24. stalker was probably Taecyon falling in line heehaw

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  25. lmao at antikpopfangirl being the new hater haven; fail derp

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  26. I should not be finding this funny...

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  27. LMAO
    just LMAO
    epic post

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  28. stalker????..lol jessica is the one who is being delusional...or maybe the stalker just wanna fuck her all day.
    but that post is epic...rofl..

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  29. http://i.imgur.com/XTitH.jpg

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  30. http://kpopsecrets.tumblr.com/post/12873061707/s-b-i-read-this-and-laughed-im-a-sone-and-i
    You're getting famous :3

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  31. Why does this girl think she's pretty when she only got good make-up artists and designers?


    My, my. Look at yourself in the mirror, dear.
    And I wouldn't mind if you get another plastic surgery on your chin. Do us a favor, please.

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  32. who wouldnt mind fucking a hot wHORe like her . shes fucking hot . the hottest in snsd!
    horsica because she got alot of stamina (ehem)

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