Monday, October 31, 2011

Misheard Lyrics

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It's a late night you're half asleep listening to music and suddenly you need to do a double take on what you just heard. Believe me it's happened to the best of us.

Anyways, that silly little intro leads into the following misheard lyrics on my part.

I know what your thinking Lollipop by f(x) ... oh god... but you only need to listening to the first couple seconds to hear the lyrics.



Crappy song but here is what I keep hearing in the intro:

"What you gonna play now"
"Whatever I play its got to be f*cked up"
"One, two, three, naked"
"One, two, three, naked"
"One, two, three, naked"


And suddenly SM takes on a whole new meaning.

What do you guys hear? And why not share some of your misheard english lyrics in idol/or not idol songs.

38 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    kpop-pop tonight~ in Figaro by Nine Muses

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  2. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    PHO MEENEET SLUT, PHO MEENEET SLUT. -mirror mirror/4 minutes left
    I LIKE DA MUZIK, F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCKING MUSIC- muzik
    BITCH BITCH ...CROTCH CROTCH - 6th sense
    SHUPA HORNY- superman by super junior

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  3. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Bo Peep Bo Peep by Tiara.
    PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY AHHHHHH.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    @1157 LOL, I thought it was FFFFFFucking music too. Also, I thought they were saying "Nigga nigga nigga nigga" in Highlight. 4Minute's full of potty mouths.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Bo Peep Bo Peep by Tiara
    fixed.
    fuck me fuck me fuck me ahhhhh

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  6. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    T-ara has the BEST misheard lyrics by far.

    BPBP

    Eunjungs last verse:

    WE ALL TOOK A DUMP!

    Can't unheard and its amazing!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhlOKYcJqPc

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  7. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    GP Basic's debut song (idr the name of it lol)
    the first line: "WHO WANNA GET KNOCKED UP?"

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  8. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Chocolat's Syndrome "Bin Laden new idol" xD
    At 1:38
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHC8jXqB42c

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  9. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    The obvious KARA one:
    'I wanna take a bath, just wanna take a bath'

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  10. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 8:03 PM

    girls generation

    im genie for your dick

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  11. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    you're*. FIXT.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 31, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    i gotta break yo' legs pop! - i my me mine(hyunah before the chorus)

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  13. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    fuck this <- instead of "Focus" on Freeze by Block B

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  14. J.K DoogarnNovember 1, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    SNSD

    Mr taxi taxi taxi taxi,
    drink shit
    drink shit
    drink shit
    drink shit

    Boa

    Oh oh oh oh hurricane, oh oh PENIS

    Also, i dont think this is misheard, but minzy says, "thats right nigger" in pretty boy at 1:34

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  15. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 3:26 AM

    Infinite:

    Yakisoba, yakisoba
    Yakisoba, yakisoba

    (it was supposed to be Nothing's Over)

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  16. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 5:58 AM

    get out by JYJ:

    oh baby tell me why you wear sunscreen~

    (it supposed to be 'oh baby tell me why you act so strange')

    i think it's forgivable actually, since it has resemblance in pronunciation, but sadly the one who said that misheard lyric is yoochun, who lived in US for years. epic

    ah and don't forget this phrase "but tonight i don't need a damn explain"
    bold the word explain in that phrase.

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  17. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    JYJ's "I.D.S" -- I seriously thought they were saying, "I want you in my pants." But it turned out to be "plans."

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  18. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    4minute-Muzik (Japanese ver.)
    "Sexy Nipple,tasty nipple,like it-like it~"
    DBSK-Mirotic
    "Kimi wa sushi in red ocean"
    SHINee-Lucifer
    "Monkey chair","Are you gay" and Onew's famous "Boner" lol
    MBLAQ-Mona Lisa
    "Baby I'm young"
    T-ara-Bo Peep Bo Peep
    "Fuck me,fuck me,fuck me AH~" (LOL)
    U-kiss-Am I That Easy
    "U-kiss and rape sound...you know,it's RAPE" o_O

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  19. KPopFlashNovember 1, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    You can't beat.
    "Cum on me now, Cum on my now" Kara - Tasty Love

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDmGcNSPxo&feature=channel_video_title

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  20. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    Yo! They sped up the beginning of James Brown's "Make it Funky". So technically that English isn't bad - your hearing is just a little off. Hehe, kidding. The only reason why I knew that is my parents listen to James Brown and other old people stuff and I recognized that opening line right away.
    My favorite misheard lyric is in Mirror Mirror - "4 Minute Slut!"

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  21. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    "Dildo me, dildo me" - Abracadabra.

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  22. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    "Give me your cock, baby babyyyyy" - Davichi (8282)

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  23. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Jonghyuns part in lollipop saved the song
    But I still dislike it

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  24. MayNovember 1, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    4MINUTE SLUT
    4MINUTE SLUT
    UH-HUH

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  25. nothingNovember 1, 2011 at 5:50 PM

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  26. nothingNovember 1, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Beginning of Roly Poly

    oh dah coke jeh wanna/nooo ah dis you wanna/ mammy didn't want yah...lie lie lie lie lie I lup U!

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  27. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    Sorry, Sorry by Suju

    'Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
    Neka neka neka i wancha ya
    Naked naked naked
    Body body body body baby'

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  28. ShinbiNovember 1, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    Dong Bang Shin Ki's "Purple Line". At around 30 seconds in or so, I hear: "I really want to touch my-self."

    Oh wait. Those actually are the lyrics.

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  29. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    Infinite's "Nothing Sober"- "chew money when we're naked~"

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  30. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Get up off of that dick! - Rainbow's Mach

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  31. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    Some Beast song
    "Anal Girl"
    Sixth Sense
    "feel,watch,female US..sixth sense"
    "bitch, bitch"
    "crotchy crotchy"
    "hop hop"

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  32. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    And a lot of Kpop songs
    "NIGGA"

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  33. AnonymousNovember 1, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    I heard the same thing :O or my ears have problem?

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  34. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    @ anons above- Nope it's just the common word ë‚´ê°€ (naega) which is used as a self-reference (I, me, etc.)

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  35. AnonymousNovember 2, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    B2ST/BEAST Fiction.... Fission,fishion etc.

    B1A4: Joom joom, docket in my hart...actually any English in the song Beautiful Target sounds wonky.

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  36. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 3, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    It sucks that I know Korean, because I don't hear all of these misheard lyrics that you guys hear. :(

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  37. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    BEAST

    my friend misheard as... "face shop,face shop"

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  38. nothingNovember 3, 2011 at 10:21 PM

    sixth sense P U S S SS S SSYYYYSS

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