Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The Jessica conspiracy.




Horse on horse action
Jessica always gets top
Or bitches will die

Yes, that was a haiku. Anyways.

Our dear Sica was caught riding a horse yesterday, much to the dismay of Taecsica shippers, horse-ape enthusiasts, and strangely enough, every member of 4minute (sans Hyuna), who supposedly had much to say, but were ignored due to their extreme irrelevance.

After the pictures were uploaded to the internet, netizens immediately began to criticize her actions and deemed them "highly inappropriate". A SM representative quickly spoke up, saying, "There is no use in hiding the truth anymore. Yes, it is true, Jessica is a horse." (note: It may interest readers to know that SM Ent. immediately released a statement denying the representative's claims, and threatened to file a lawsuit that could last years, even with the knowledge that they would lose).

Netizens responded with "Poor Taecyeon", "So Taec.... how does it feel to fuck a horse", and "I still want to fuck her" (written by Jay Park, who later confessed to being drunk at the time).

Picture credits to Anon4586 (who indeed requested to be credited as such).

24 comments:

  1. Sarah jessica parker of korea
    Poor jessica, she can't help it of her horse looks :/
    It seems all the pretty went to krystal.

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  2. If doing it with horses is a crime, THEN LOCK ME UP.

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  3. you're late as fuck, sis. this picture was taken when SNSD visited thailand last year

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  4. Did not know you were serious.

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  5. This is such a stupid article. Your jokes aren't funny anymore anti-kpop fangirl. And what's with all the SNSD posts? You in love with them or something?

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  6. ^
    'And what's with all the SNSD posts?'

    Can someone give us an answer to that please?
    I mean i love SNSD like the next person *not really* but this is becoming a lil ridonk!

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  7. Jessica is pretty tbh.

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  8. Fuck, she really looks like an horse !

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  9. why do girls make fun of prettier girls than them but then worship uglier girls (hyoyeon,amber) like gods? jeaoulsy? idk sum1 tell me.

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  10. ^ ya'll bitches just mad jessica looks like a fucking HORSE

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  11. Liley - "this is becoming a lil redonk". Nice pun!

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  12. SUDDENLY I WANT TO FUCK A HORSE

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  13. She looks like Geum Jan Di when they went to that island, New Caledonia or whatever.

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  14. @two thirty eight

    Shit, I think I wanna fuck a horse too, anon.

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  15. anons 2:47 and 2:38 police will be knocking on your doors shortly

    yall sick fucks need to be locked up asap!

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  16. she looks megas cute

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  17. Yea I don't get why she gets so much hate here. Girl is fucking gorgeous.

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  18. Thats a beautiful horse.
    I cant help but think of mr.hands for some reason. Young people, do not look it up!!!!

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  19. ^ too bad your opinion is not universal

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  20. i thought jessica was a donkey

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  21. Okay I love Jessica and all, she is my favourite member, yet for some reason this made me laugh...xD Especially the netizen comments. She does kinda resemble a horse xDD

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  22. i mean it is obvious this blog follows the trend right now is SNSD being on topic so they will do whatever they can to try and make jokes about them. Same with other groups so don't take it seriously though their jokes are really lame.

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  23. got horse on horse on horse
    got horse on horse on horse

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  24. taecyeon the monkey like to FUCK this jessica the horse....
    i want to ask jessica how many times did she got fucked by that monkey???

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