Thursday, October 13, 2011

NOT MY SICA, YOU BITCH.


I like Taecyeon. See, contrary to popular belief, he is not some arrogant douchebag that is much too popular for his own good (quite like Yoona, who is actually an awesome awesome girl). He is an amiable dude with a very genuine smile; an easy-to-like sort of guy. In fact, he is was one of my favorite members of 2PM (although that is not saying much).

However, there are some lines that you just don't cross. Other lines that require cruel and unusual punishment. One in particular, that is punishable by death. Taecyeon just crossed it.

So being the civilized, rational fan that I am, I wrote Taecyeon a reconciliation letter. See, because nothing makes me happier than seeing Sica find her personal source of happiness in life; I could care less about myself. So, the letter:

I WILL SNATCH YOU SO FAST UP YOUR FUCKING HAIR. I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH A BITCH SO GET THE FUCK OUT MY KITCHEN OKAY. YOU BEST GET OUT MY FACE GET OUTTA HERE BITCH, I WILL STOMP THE YARD ON YOUR BODY.

48 comments:

  1. Taec told me to pass on a picture to you.
    It's a picture of his cock, IN SICA'S MOUTH.

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  2. Better Sica settle down with one guy than her sleeping around with all the other male idol groups.

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  3. jessica's a fucking retard
    baffled as fuck as to why she'd date taecyeon

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  4. Man this is Interspecies sex at its best. A monkey with a donkey. They're offsprings will either be called ...yeah they both end with keys; so I can't do much with offspring species name :/

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  5. @3:45 so their offspring is in Shinee.

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  6. Officially mourning the death of TaecJung..

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  7. @timchan HURRRRR that never crossed my mind. LET"S CALL THE NEW SPECIES, that is an abomination, SHINee

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  8. I have no words... except fuck you, taec... you'd better be enjoying it, for all our sakes

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  9. Taecyeon has a pancake ass... it's legit flat. Although I'm not a snsd or jessica fan I wonder WHY she'd want to be associated with anyone in 2pm when a lot of koreans apart from their fangirls pretty much hate their womanizing asses. I just don't understand, but then again props to her because she did drive.

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  10. both of them are ugly as fug, but ur sica is worse

    CONGRATS TO THEM <3<3<3

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  11. Tough week for you David. First IU's face is getting covered with radioactive sperm and now Sica is being fucked by Taecyeon. Let's see what happens to Park Bo Young this week.

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  12. aww~ bitchsica and douchetaec <3
    a match make in heaven~~~

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  13. Krystal is the hot bish of the family. Don't give two peens about sica. Bish looks fug to me most the time. Nothing was lost.

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  14. ...im not surprised, he seems like the type she would go after...also I agree with sulli_fag, Jessica isn't hot, her face always looks crooked. She only looks nice from certain angles. But good luck to them, I wonder whose ego will ruin the relationship first, the hype of "gorjess" or the hype of "beast Taec"

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  15. i don't like taec <.< but for some odd reason, this ship, i totally dig. (Y). And with David acting like the fangirl he claims to hate, I think i'm liking Taecsica even more. hohohohoho

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  16. two people with weird looking mouths. its like a match made in heaven.

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  17. Taec = Screwing his way through SNSD, one member at a time.

    I've always liked 9PM too, it seems like they are pretty friendly and they all seem to be fairly nice as far as idols go. From your WooTaes to your YoonTaecs, Jaesicas, now TaecSica, WHERE WILL THE MADNESS END?!!

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  18. Ugh,I used to defend Sica but I had enough.
    Now I'm convinced that the girl is imbecile as fuck (if she is really dating this overrated womanizer with monkey face).

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  19. Great.
    A horse-faced girl + monkey-faced boy (and all this despite their plastic surgery).

    I should say "I hope they never procreate" but fuck it. I want to see their hybrid kids. :D

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  20. ^Wrong!

    Jessica is a donkey (a mentally disable DONKEY!).

    Hyomin is the horse (a long faced HORSE!).

    Common mistake, I forgive you :D

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  21. "(quite like Yoona, who is actually an awesome awesome girl)" funniest part of the whole article. Its supposed to be anti-kpopfangirls but you're no better.

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  22. ^Fuck you bitch. Yoona is a relevant goddess of Korea. Rose of my heart etc etc

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  23. 2:36 - Sure. Because fangirls love Yoona.

    The purpose of this site is not to hate, it's to be blunt; real. I've followed Kpop for about 4 years now, and I still haven't hopped on the "hate Yoona!" bandwagon. Because yes, she is a terrible singer and a mediocre actress at best, but she is attractive and entertaining, unlike others (Hyoyeon, Shindong, ect).

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  24. I come her for the hate tbh... Keep the horribly nasty comments coming! ^^ I love it! lol

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  25. @1:53
    A mentally disabled donkey
    Common mistake, i forgive you. ;D

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  26. OMG!! When I look these pictures all I can see are Taec's ears... seriously they're screaming to me right now: LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!!!

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  27. the entire thing looks a bit too convenient, imo. a brunch date in the middle of apgujung, idols all dolled up, and hi-res cameras to capture the paparazzi moments.

    i smell something fishy.

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  28. ^Yes because two idols can't be friends with each other and hang out on their offtime. Well they're idols ofc they have to look good outside lol. There's also this thing called a stan who takes high res pics of their bias. Oh that fishy smell is between your legs btw.

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  29. lol comments on this post are pretty damn funny, much more entertaining than the post itself. great work yall.

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  30. I think the unreasonable act that made Jay Park expel himself from 2PM was because there was a rumor that Jay and Taec both had a thing for Jessica. One night all three got too drunk and the next thing they knew was that Taec and Jay were pounding it in each other with their two inchers while Jessica was skipping like a Native American rabbit around them.

    The next morning JYP heard of the faggotry that was happening and banished the one that had too close of a name to his, in Jay Park.

    It is only until now that Taec and Jessica have moved past that forsaken night of two inch poking.

    But this is just a rumor.........that I made up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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  31. Jessica may look like a "donkey" but honestly if that's what donkeys look like i might go bestiality

    Taecyeon, on the other hand, has a creepy face. it has like two layers, his jaw line is gross
    also 2PM freaks me out after i read all the things korean stans after jay left (i realize most of that is probably propaganda, but it still ruined their image for me, not that i was a big fan in the first place)

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  32. FUCK YOU TAECYEON DON'T TOUCH MY GODDESS

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  33. @6:17
    THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT. I THINK HIS FACTS CHECK OUT.

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  34. Also, <3 YOONA 4EVAR

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  35. @2:46 and davidfresh
    Delusional and overprotective at best. Wow like a give a fuck, I didn't say I hate Yoona but its always made out like shes some perfect thing. stfu... uh no, tell me to fuck off you're no better than fangirls.

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  36. @12:33 lol of course the wirters here are fangirls/fanboys, if not this blog wouldnt exist :D But the point is still beeing rational even if you are fangirling ^-^ david didnt say Yoona is perfect, if you read his comment, he clearly stated, that in HIS (not mine :D)opinion her singing is terrible and her acting medicore...but indeed entertaining :D should watch the newest running man episodes and you know why variety pds love these girls xD *kyaaaaaaah SNSD ♥*

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  37. ^ dude its your opinion that she is "entertaining" but she isn't anything special, there are other girls who are better at what she does, don't force ppl to like her. Wow so we all agree she has no talent besides variety. Yup delusional indeed, Sones are really funny and so full of it.

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  38. For the longest time I thought Jessica had something going on with Jay Park.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MN3QVtYMx8

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  39. I shudder to think what their children will look like. Huge jaw, monkey ears, and horse teeth...

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  40. Horsica is dispensable either way. Her braindead stans need to be shot at on sight.

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  41. ^All Sones should be shot on sight.

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  42. ^ Sones are fucking arrogant. I agree. Everyone secretly hates them. Fucking hypocrites, freaks.

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  43. BULLSHIT TAECYEON!!!!!!!...I WANNA KILL YOU..
    THAT BITCH JESSICA IS MINE!!!

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  44. ^^ Couldn't agree more.

    Let the horse play, you guys. Horses are there so we can ride. I know you all love to ride ;)

    Yoona's fine. Nothing out of the ordinary except a cute face.

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  45. BOTH OF THEM SUCK! FUCK IT UP AND MAKE OGRE BABIES

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