Monday, October 24, 2011

Question of the Week 17

This week's questions come from ChiChi:
1) If you ever saw your bias anywhere, what would you say or do to them?
2) If you saw some idol you hate anywhere, what would you say or do to them?

Thank you for your suggestion for this week.

1) In my head, I would probably look super calm and nonchalantly ask for a picture and an autograph. And in a magical dreamland, proceed to ask to hang out occasionally until we became BFFs and rode unicorns all day long forever. In reality though, I would probably hyperventilate, inaudibly and incoherently ask for a photo, then inadvertently creep them out until they awkwardly walked away and called security to take me in. Not that that's happened before. Good times.
2) I would kick them in the nuts then run away giggling while I had a friend record my adventure.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com

17 comments:

  1. KAAARAAAA OMFG KAARAAAAA
    NICOLE! NICOLE! NICCOOOOOOLLLLEEE! HEY OVER HERE
    HELLO, OMFG I LOVE YOU ALL :D <3

    And then

    HEY JYJ, FUCK YOU

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  2. Pretend to trip and try to grope her boobies :O. Who's boobies you ask? Soyeon's of course.

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  3. Hi, can I sodomize you?

    This is for both 1 and 2.

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  4. I would propose to Seungyeon because she is going to be my wife and would say yes.

    I don't really hate anyone, but the closest I come to it is with GD. I'd probably just be like "oh, it's GD, whatever" and leave.

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  5. 2. I'd like to kick Kwanghee in the balls, but its probably all plastic down there too.

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  6. 1.IU. I will ask her for a photo and a signature... and tell her she´s awesome and keep up the good work. Yeah :D Or just nothing because I'm socially awkward.

    2.Shindong: If there are crazy fangirls around: Nothing just make pictures and ask a signature so I could sell the signature on Ebay and show off by those ELF bitches who are annoying me with their: "OPPAR YOU ARE SO HANDSUM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OMO OMO OMO." OR if there aren't any fans around: Tell him to GTFO.

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  7. 1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ird5CuHIONU&t=12s
    2. most i could get away with is throwing something (at shindong)

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  8. 1) i'd be like "i'm such a big fan will you sign this for me and take a picture" and she'd be like "..." since she doesn't speak english
    2) i'd be like "i'm such a big fan will you sign this for me and take a picture" and then i'd sell it for $50 and make a profit (and rub the picture in the other fan's faces)

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  9. 4:38 - Literally what I was going to write.

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  10. 1. Hi! I'm going to kidnap you, and keep you for ever. ^^

    2. Hi! I'm going to kidnap you and kill you, mo'fucker! :@

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  11. 1. Stay calm and try to start a (LONG) conversation. If I can't then I'll just ask politely for an autograph and tell them something nice.

    2. I'll definetly throw some crap at their heads. And yes, the little bitches (read: batshit fans) will cry and hate me on the net but I don't care.

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  12. 1. RAPE HIM.

    2. RAPE HIM. (I hate this guy but hes a sexy motherfucker)

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  13. 1. Freak out inside, shyly approach him and try to communicate that I'm a huge fan and that I wish him the best of luck for his singing career, even after the group disbands.

    2.There's nobody I particularly hate but upon seeing an idol I don't care about I'd just stare and feel lucky.

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  14. Who's your bias, @Shin-B?

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  15. 1) HAVE THE HOTTEST SEX EVARRRR.
    but seriously, I would probably just ask for an autograph, say that I'm a huge fan, maybe a picture [with his arm casually slung around my shoulders AND THEN I BLUR MY FACE UP AND I WOULD POST THE PICTURES OVER THE INTERNET CALLING MYSELF HYUKJAE'S NEWEST GIRLLLL MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA /cough], and maybe, if I had the courage, I would ask him to say something in English or do a small dance-y thing for me, because both are adorable.

    2) I don't hate any idol persay, I just don't see any potential in a lot of people. its kind of impossible to hate someone you've never met :s
    I may jokingly ask Hyewon to quit the music industry, though.

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  16. Anon @ 1:18
    very curious about who you hate.

    I wish I absolutely despised SHINee's Jonghyun. He looks like he would make great hate sex.

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  17. @Icoris

    LOL'ed so hard at that.

    Ideal world:
    I would be so charming that my bias/s would propose to me *here's looking at you new champ/zino/vj/5zic* yes all of them, polygamy in my country is legal ;)
    I would have beautiful blasian babies and all would be well with the world.

    Real world:
    I would freak out,be completely incoherent,probably bite my tongue because id be real nervous,it would be a real disaster but hopefully ill come out with a picture at the least.

    2.Id take exposed electricity wires to GD's balls.

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