LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE RANDOM DOVE.
SNSD, please leave the symbolism to Narsha & fam.
It's finally here. Teddy Riley's supposed masterpiece; his raison d'etre. And it's a piece of shit. Go figure, I didn't expect anything really great from the man who does all he can to at least pretend like he's relevant, with not an ounce of loyalty in his blood (why did he leave Rania again?). And don't be fooled by the roses and doves (still can't believe they put a random fucking dove in the video), the video is a failure as always. From cooking Taeyeon's hair like ramen to trying to reinvent Sunny as the blond Alice Cullen, as well as the usual slow-mo spin shot that SM loves to abuse, the music video is utterly worthless.
Imagine SM executives coming up with the concept.
"Okay guys, the video needs to be sharp and edgy, just like Teddy's perfection of a song."
"And symbolism, we needs lots of symbolism. Keep the sheep guessing."
"What about falling roses?"
"Great! Roses are artsy!"
"Yes, that sounds mysterious. Sones will interpret it as some great mystery, like the idiots they are."
"DOVES! WE NEED MOTHER FUCKING DOVES. THIS IS GOING TO BE DAEBAK."
Seriously, why a fucking dove though?
And that godawful rapping. As sexy as Yuri looks flicking a bunch of sand into her own face, I can't stand this shit. I'd rather hear Nicole "rap". Although I can't complain too much, they'll probably sound better live this way. SM finally got through their thick skulls that you're supposed to give the shitty singers (Hyoyeon, Sooyoung, Yoona, Yuri) rap lines. Come on SM, get yo shit together, these are the abc's of Kpop.
Oh sorry Yoona! I wasn't trying to- NO! No, that's not what I was trying to do at all. I was just checking if your legs and your ... you know, were still there. I was worried, you see. I hope you're alright and.... I- I see you haven't shaved down there in a while. Oh my God! I'm so so sor- WHY THE FUCK WEREN'T YOU WEARING PANTIES? WHY? IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAMN IT. IT'S YOURS. WEAR PANTIES NEXT TIME, WHORE.